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Chapter 5 Start, Round 2 (…and mention of Lee's malodorous habits)
The blue-haired girl smiled happily. It was a bright, cheery day. Why is the author writing about this adorably little creature? Because she is so hot with her amazing hair color no jutsu thingy-mabober.
She sighed happily as she sipped iced tea from a dainty little cup. Her azure tresses flowed about her in the wind, as boys drooled about her. Fortunately her . You ask what does this have to do with the plot? Well that's a good question.
(Author enters professor mode) Well, as this is supposed to take place a couple years before the events of Together Forever, it could be said to be a prequel. Thus, as Hitomi is important to the plot of Together Forever, whereas You Got Glomped is the prequel, thus we are merely pre-introducing a major character . If you are still confused, don't worry, I have no idea what I just said either. Cheers//00+-ness
Hitomi sighed as she heard the blowing of a trumpet.
Training again…Sighing, she walked out of the forest back to her beautiful, gargantuan living complex. After getting a change of clothes, she walked out of the massive compound and took a left, walking down the pebbled path to her training complex, which was equally massive. (…yes, she is rich. Well her father is. After all, he's the mizukage…)
"Ah Hitomi-chan, are you ready for today's training session? The boys are all waiting for you."
"Why do I have to fight them everyday? They're no challenge, and I'm worried that I'm going to permanently damage them…"
"Ah don't worry Miss, we've got plenty more boys for training, beating, and…some…heh…other things, if Miss wishes…maybe some girls?"
"BAKA HENTAI! Suitton UMI RYUUDAN NO JUTSU!"
"MISTRESS I WAS JUST JOK—"
The ero-advisor was then swamped by a large dragon of water, and flooded out of the premises, along with a couple of the unlucky boys.
Ah the joys of being a first-class kunoichi.
(goes back to actual story)
Tenten happily popped the sushi into her mouth and chewed, relishing the luscious taste of fish, sticky rice, and dried seaweed. Indeed, having the Hyuuga Prodigy as your best-friend was a blessing. Skipping his incredible sexiness, he was quite able to pay for anything.
That explained why Tenten was enjoying a little outing with Neji. She smiled happily at Neji, who glared back her, sipping at his tea. Of course, being glared at Neji wasn't always a bad thing. He had many different glares. It all depended on which one he was giving you.
Tenten had received the ultra-rare you're-annoying-but-cute-so-dinner's-on-me glare. Whipping out a camera, Tenten snapped a shot of Neji's facial expression. Ah yes, the photos of Neji's many glares had become a popular collectible around the female population of Konoha. Tenten was of course, the top collector, as she saw Neji everyday. Neji had gotten used to the camera flashes. He saw them as training against the effect of flashbangs.
"PASS THE SOY SAUCE!"
And Lee was there too. Lee was one of those strange boys who did not believe any myths about the opposite sex. I'm joking. Lee was there for the free pork dumplings and booze. No actually Gai was there for the free booze.
"Gai-sensei, please watch how much you drink."
"Don't worry Neji! I have total control! BEEEEEELCH!"
People around them began staring at them, much to Tenten and Neji's hindrance.
"Gai-SENSEI!"
"Forgive me, my beautiful flower!"
Tenten quickly pulled out a mini-fan and attempted to prevent any spasmic gases from entering her nostrils. Her eyes widened in fear as she realized that she had forgotten her fan (it was a gift from Temari). Neji seemed to understand Tenten's plight shortly after Lee released some noxious pork-flavored fume beside him.
"You guys finish up. I'll return to pay the bill."
And with that, he stood up, grabbed Tenten by the waist, andpractically hauled her outside. Right after they left, Lee and Gai spontaneously released enough natural gas to power Konoha through the next winter. This did not represent a very compromising situation to the rest of the customers.
"Neji?"
"Yes Tenten?" He set her down on her feet.
"Why are people running out screaming from the restaurant?"
"…I am suddenly broke. Gai-sensei can take of the bill, so let's go."
Tenten followed Neji obediently as he stalked through the alleys of Konoha, determined to escape the hate-mail fate was sending him.
Meanwhile Lee and Gai were having a contest of ultimate flatulence, and the restaurant owner was crying because all his customers were getting rather sick from the obnoxiously atrocious smell and were leaving/running like hell. Oh yeah, the green—I mean—colorless fumes were also burning his eyes.
I think Gai and Lee have invented a new style of jutsu.
Two/Threeyears later, during the events of Together Forever…
The azure angel heaved sigh as she sat bound and gagged. The ropes she was tied with seemed to be unusually strong. Even her water blades couldn't cut them.
Not too far off, just at the foot of the mountain, her beloved Lee-kun was fighting through hordes of bandits to rescue her. Though she was blindfolded, she could hear Lee's war cries, which could be heard kilometers away.
Lee was sweating hard. He had taken off his mercury weights, and yet, he was tiring; there were simply too many enemies. But he must fulfill his duty as a youthful man to save his blue flower! Suddenly he had a brilliant idea. A self-created jutsu that he had been forbidden to use by the Hokage herself. It had been banned from usage within Konoha due to its destructive force, which, if released inside the city, it would wipe out the populace, causing great havoc and destruction.
But to save the only girl he loved, he would do anything!
Fortunately, Hitomi was blindfolded, which saved her from the unsightly scene of green—I mean— somewhat colorful fume rising from the forests below. But she did hear the "Green Beast Gas No Jutsu". Fortunately for Lee, she had no idea what it was, never having experienced the attack first hand in the numerous dumpling and sushi stores in Konoha (half of which had been driven out of business due to catastrophic winds occurring inside of the shops).
Tenten and Neji, along with the rest of their team, stood at attention. They were lined along a cliff, and gaping, mouths open, at the horror that unfolded from the forests below.
"This is fox squad, over"
"Neji-sama, have you spotted the enemy?"
"Negative, it appears that they have already been neutralized. By Lee himself. We're returning, over."
"Copy that…"
Tenten blinked, watching the poisonous clouds spread through the forest, and she could hear the poor animals screaming in agony. This truly was a biological WMD. Konoha had better not let Cloud or Stone get there hands on this.
Actually, thanks to Lee and Gai, Tenten and Neji were currently immune to poison and gas. Well, actually Neji was already immune to poison due to centuries of eugenics, but we'll leave that topic for another time .
Hitomi had also heard bits and pieces of the screams by her captors. She heard something vaguely about Lee taking out pork dumplings and sake.
Several minutes of pregnant silence ensued. Lee then bounded happily up the mountain through the sulfurous clouds.
Soon, he found Hitomi tied up in a cave. Quickly moving, he unbound her her, and with a beam, hugged her with all his strength.
"OOOHHH MY BEAUTIFUL FLOWER! I CAME IMMEDIATELY TO SAVE YOU!"
"I know, Lee-kun, I know…thank you," she happily returned the hug. Outside the cave on the mountainside, Hitomi found herself staring down at strange green clouds.
"What on earth?"
"Ah, the enemy used poison gas canisters, but I survived!"
Hitomi smiled, "I knew you would come through."
Somewhere in Konoha.
"Hokage-sama, a message from one of the squads."
Tsunade, drinking warm sake, reclined as she opened the envelope and took out the message. At a glance, she leapt and screamed, "HE DID WHAT?"
(Bwahahahaha) Ok ppl, back to the actual timeline of You Got Glomped…
Neji and Tenten were standing outside the restaurant, staring. The windows had been blown out, and disgustingly wet, obtrusive blasts were sounding off inside.
"…The Hokage will freak…"
"…Nah, she's probably too drunk to care right now…"
"…Hn…a night cap, Tenten?"
"At your place? Can we rent a movie this time?"
Neji snorted derisively before looking at Tenten's puppy face. He then willingly succumbed.
Ze next day…(French romantic music blaring)
Tenten awoke cheerfully, stretched, and got ahead of the competition by ambushing Neji as he walked out of the bathroom. Unfortunately for Neji, Hiashi had just walked into the room. Neji would later be called down to Hiashi's office to discuss the concept of live-in girlfriends, which Neji blatantly denied all charges directed at him. Hiashi them informed him that there were none, and that he should make sure to secure packs of condoms and other materials suitable for such conditions. Neji woke up to find himself in bed a couple hours later.
Tenten continued chucking shurikens absentmindedly, her arms moving in a blur, doing her usual warm ups. At least she was training at the Hyuuga Compound, who, with a personal armory, could supply her with enough weapons to continue chucking for about three hours. Which was quite something, as Tenten's throwing rate had achieved the speed of a machine gun. A multi-barreled mini-gun would be more accurate.
Neji did the usual push-ups and crunches; 200 one-handed push-ups, a hundred per hand. They were literally one-handed push-ups, as he did it with the rest of his body sticking upwards into the air.
Meanwhile, Sasuke and Co. did their usual warm-ups and gather in one of the many living rooms of the Uchiha mansion. Shikamaru was drawing up battle plans, as the rest of the boys went over techniques to repel the femme fatales.
Naruto had gathered together a very diverse selection of stinkbombs and fart machines, and he was trying to convince Sasuke to use them. Sasuke merely loaded his pouches with smoke bombs.
"Naruto, this is not a war, it's a genocide. …In other words, we must flee!"
Shikamaru had nailed a giant chalkboard to the wall, and was scribbling madly across it, releasing puffs of yellow and white powder.
Chouji was refilling his calorie count with some rather greasy sausages, and he was helped by Naruto, who was absentmindedly chewing on them while waiting for his ramen to finish.
"All right guys, it's time. Listen up. To defeat the girls, we must not be cornered."
"…Shika, that's a given, their forces outnumber of four to one…and Neji's already been taken into their custody."
"WE MUST SAVE NEJI'S YOUTH," screamed Lee, bursting into the living room with nothing but boxers on.
"I HAVE A YOUTHFUL IDEA! WE SHALL KNOCK THEM OUT WITH OUR SEXY YOUTHFUL BODY!"
Sasuke stared at Lee as though he was looking at a pile of dung covered with flies.
"Are you suggesting that we go straking?"
"…NO! We still have our boxers!"
"…" Naruto thought hard about it, and came to the conclusion that they should follow what Lee said. Shino responded by knocking out both of the dolts, much to the relief of Sasuke.
"Anyways…we're going to form pairs…and patrol the city…"
"That's a retardedly simple plan."
"Well you come up with one, Uchiha."
"Fine."
Twenty minutes later…
"Ok, we'll patrol the city. In pairs."
"I'm glad you agree. Now who goes with who?"
"…Lee and Naruto belong together…"
"…I'll go with Shino then."
Shikamaru nodded, "And I'll go with Chouji. And remember that anti-female tactics we went over last night."
"ALL RIGHT MEN! LET'S HUDDLE!" Hollered Shikamaru.
Naruto and Lee jumped up from the sofa, cheering. They were watching football, and their team had just scored. The two did not hear anything Shikamaru hollered at them, so Kiba came out of nowhere and dragged the two to the huddle by the ears.
"On the count of three…"
Everyone put theirs hand into the middle of the circle onto top of each others'.
"1…"
"2…"
"3…"
"BOYS—"
"TESTOSTERONE!"
"WTF?"
"…?"
"…?"
"…?"
"…Though I am some what revolted, I am surprised Naruto managed to pronounce that word."
end...
yeah ; i was feeling weird during my free time when i wrote this...heh lol XD review ppl and tell me what you think! ...gotta luv crack XD