Walk away and I stumble

Chapter four

Harry as promised had gone to see Poppy he was more than impressed by the many stares and whispers that now followed him through the corridors. Somehow it had got out about the desk incident and students would refuse to sit near Snape's desk for an entirely different reason than they were scared of their Professor.

Harry was wondering if it would make it to the front page of the Daily Prophet, the rest of his personal life seemed to do so, he didn't see any reason why this would be any different.

He entered the infirmary to find that there had been some sort of transfiguration accident and Poppy was treating a boy with a clock for a face, a girl with clocks for eyes and another girl who was ringing.

Harry took a seat on his usual bed that had been given to him in fifth year after all the accidents that he had got himself into had totalled up to a higher number than anyone could believe. Above the headboard was a plaque which read the bed of Harry Potter, boy-who-lived! Harry had also been led to believe that there was also one above his bed in Gryffindor tower but he had never ventured up there to see if it was actually true.

After Poppy had sent away the three students that she had finally just turned back to normal she approached Harry with a slight smile. "I can deduct from your smile that you are here on Severus' orders."

"Got it in one, he's worried bless him, he threatened to withhold sex if I didn't come and see you so here I am and you had better tell him that I came."

"Fear not, you will be having crazy monkey sex tonight, I won't stand in your way of that." She said grinning herself now.

"It was actually crazy naked sex but we could make it crazy naked monkey sex, which would certainly be interesting." Harry said and he looked like he was actually considering this.

"So would this be with or without the desk?"

"Well without for the moment as Dumbledore hasn't been kind enough to arrange on for our chambers yet, but usually there is a desk and sometimes chocolate sauce not to mention the…"

"I think that's enough Potter, now what seems to be the matter, your certainly not under sexed!" She said and Harry's grin broadened.

"Nah, that's not the problem, believe me nothing lacking there and I mean nothing."

"Then why are you here?"

"Because I've got a little stomach bug and Severus is being all paranoid." Harry said as he brought out a lollipop from his pocket, unwrapped it and began to suck on it.

"What are your symptoms?"

"Just vomiting, though it comes and it goes, normally it's in the mornings."

"Right, is that it?"

"Yeah, so what's up with me?"

"Lie back and let me do a few spells, then I'll tell you."

Harry did as he was told and allowed the medi-witch to work her magic, Harry just lay there contently sucking on his lollipop thinking about different positions for the coming nights activities.

When Poppy had finished she put down her wand, she appeared to be smiling as Harry sat up, it actually made Harry a little worried so he braced himself.

"From your happy expression I can tell I'm not dying or anything drastic, so what's up with me?" Harry asked, Poppy was still smiling gleefully and Harry couldn't understand why, he was supposed to be ill and here she was smiling at him.

"Well Mr Potter I can safely say that it is nothing life threatening, it may be slightly rare but it should pass in a few weeks, I have come to believe that you are indeed four weeks pregnant."

"Excuse me, I'm pregnant, can men even get pregnant?"

"No, men cannot but wizards on the other hand can, you see if you have unprotected sex at the right moment, while you are in heat I suppose you would say the magic creates a temporary womb inside of you where the baby can grow."

"So I'm pregnant?"

"Yes, if you would like I can give you a scan, you should be able to hear the baby's heart beat. Would you like that?"

"Yeah, why not, I still can't believe it, maybe this will help it sink in."

Poppy conjured up a magical screen and then pointed her wand at Harry's stomach after he had rolled up his t-shirt. On the screen was his baby, he could hear the heat beat and poppy pointed out the little buds that had stemmed from the body that would become arms and legs.

"I assume that the other father is Severus." Poppy said conversationally, Harry nodded, he was certain of that much, he hadn't slept with anyone but Severus for the past year. "Congratulations, I do assume that you will be telling him."

"Oh I'll tell him" Harry said with a silly grin on his face, "After, crazy naked monkey sex!" Poppy gave him a look, "What," Harry asked innocently, "He won't agree to crazy naked monkey sex if I'm pregnant, I'm going to tell him eventually, can I trust that you won't say anything?"

"Of course not, patient-medi-witch confidentiality, I won't say anything without your permission first, no one will find out from me."

"Great, thanks and that does include the headmaster right," Poppy nodded, "Good, if he finds out I might never get that desk." Poppy snorted at this, "Thanks, see you soon I guess, will you want me back anytime soon?"

"I would say once a fortnight would be best so I can monitor the baby's progress, avoid caffeine, alcohol, potions unless I have specifically given them to you myself and anything intoxicating, certain gases are also included."

"Got it" Harry said as he hoped off the bed and headed for the exit satisfied that his secret was safe, he practically skipped down to the dungeons where he knew Severus was teaching, however lunch was in twenty minutes, he could wait until then.

He had been expressly forbidden from interrupting the teaching process again by both Severus and Albus; it was as he was happily skipping along when he ran into the headmaster who was aimlessly walking around sucking a lemon drop.

"Good afternoon" Harry said cheerily, Dumbledore returned the greeting, "I was meaning to ask you, did you order that desk for me?"

"Yes, it should arrive by special owl delivery next week."

"Wicked, thanks Professor."

"There was actually something I had to ask you Harry, seeing as our new Defence Against the Dark Art's is retiring at the end of the year and I was wondering if you'd consider taking over the position seeing as you'll be wanting to stay at Hogwarts with Severus."

"Let me think, it's how many months until September" Harry thought for a minute "Seven so umm, I'm not sure, I'll think about it." He replied, Dumbledore gave Harry a very strange look which Harry smiled at in response.

Half an hour later and Harry and Severus were lying in bed, well I say lying but really they were making out, well on the way to full out crazy naked monkey sex. Lunch had been completely forgotten by this point.

Clothes were hastily stripped and Severus flipped Harry over so he was on top and then began to kiss his way down Harry's nicely tanned hairless chest that he loved so much, his lips ghosted over his stomach which made Harry tingle.

Boxers were slid of slender hips and then discarded onto the floor, forgotten. Severus took Harry's large erection in his mouth, swallowing it whole causing Harry to buck his hips while making delicious sounds with his mouth.

Severus was about to come purely from the sounds that Harry was making, it was a damn shame that they were interrupted up someone knocking on the door to their chambers.

"Ignore it" Harry said as Severus' mouth left Harry's erection and soon found his lips.

"I plan to, don't you worry." Severus responded as he continued to kiss the younger wizard while settling himself between Harry's legs.

"SEVERUS!" Dumbledore's voice shouted, "HARRY!" It called again but both wizards ignored it, after a few minutes Severus had entered Harry and there had been no more interruptions. It was only when they were both reaching their climax that the door to their bedroom burst open and the headmaster appeared.

The two wizards in bed moaned as their orgasms blocked everything else out and filled them with immense satisfaction, Dumbledore left the room, too disturbed to stay where he was but he left the door open and sat on the black leather sofa, then thought better of it and stood.

There was no doubt in his mind what that couch had been used for previously, he looked at the old arm chair in the corner and thought that that was a safe bet and sat down, little did he know that that had also should have been cleansed before ANYONE sat in it again, but he wasn't to know that so he remained sitting in it blissfully unaware of it's previous uses.

The two wizards soon reappeared, Severus in his usual immaculate state but Harry on the other hand was in nothing but jeans. Dumbledore tried his level best not to stare at the love bite that adorned his left breast. He had to admit that all the 'Harry Potter fanatics' had a good reason for loving him.

"I thought that I made it perfectly clear that I was not to be ignore in favour of sexual intercourse!" Dumbledore said irritably.

"Sorry but Severus was actually IN the middle of something." Harry said pointedly as he flopped down on the sofa, his head resting in Severus' lap. "How's the desk coming along?"

"The same as when you asked me an hour ago, now the reason I am here is that I thought that the seventh year potion class should have the chance to go into the forbidden forest to gather their own potion ingredients, what do you think?"

"No way!" Severus said, "Not a chance."

"He'll do it."

"Yeah, when Satin starts a snowball fight maybe," Severus proclaimed, "It's not going to happen."

"Well actually Harry I was thinking that you could help supervise, I will of course pay you if you would like."

"You want me to help, cool, and no need to pay me, I've got enough money, this'll be fun!" Harry said grinning happily, at that moment his stomach growled hungrily.

"Severus I believe that you have class to teach so I will leave you two to your business, have you thought any more on my offer Harry?"

"Not as of yet, I need to discuss it with Severus first but I'll let you know."

Dumbledore gave a curt nod and left, Severus looked down at Harry questioningly, "What offer did Albus give you?" He asked inquiringly.

"He wants me to take up the DADA post next year, I said I'd think about it and by the way I went to see Poppy, routine stomach bug as I thought so no worrying okay."

"Want a potion for that?"

"Nah, I can cope, a few trips to the porcelain goddess won't do me no harm."

"Okay, if your sure, I will see you tonight."

"Okay baby"

Severus gave Harry a final kiss and left, the Gryffindor rubbed his stomach smiling, if only Sev knew! Deciding that since he was eating for two now he had better get some lunch, Harry grabbed his t-shirt and headed down to the kitchens where the house elves were more than happy to feed him.

Wow, when I wrote that line I never actually meant it to be funny, lol, I'm glad your enjoying the story, if you have any suggestions on more words to add to 'crazy naked monkey sex' please let me know, thanks to Founderschild1 who added Monkey to it. Don't forget to leave a review, I'm so glad your all enjoying the story. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx