Welcome one and all to chapter 3! (wipes away tears) we're so proud to say that we own Ryoko, Dita and Sasami and their shibby powers (we think so anyway) but we also have to admit to ourselves and to you wonderful readers that we do not own Teen Titans, but hey neither do you. Anyway uh… I think that's it for this AN, and well enjoy the story.
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Must I keep on reminding you to put me in! Well once again this is Mrs. Hello Kitty and I'm here to say what happened last time!
"Welcome to the Teen Titans!" Beats Boy, Cyborg and StarFire yelled out happily.
"Well… this should be interesting." Ryoko muttered to Dita and they were hugged.
So I hope I helped!
Chapter 3
On with da' fun!
"So this will be your room." Robin pointed to a large room with blank walls and a single bed.
"Uh… exqueese me?" Dita asked looking at her friends who in turn looked back.
"I CALL THE BED!" Ryoko yelled out before Dita and Sasami smacked her upside the head.
"Well it was worth a shot." Raven, Beast Boy, Cyborg and StarFire appeared at the door, each holding various objects, Raven's being three rubber chickens, Beast Boy three identical pink dresses, Cyborg had three unicycles and StarFire had three blond wigs.
"What are you doing?" Dita asked before Robin started to laugh and picked up Dita and put her over his shoulder, Beast Boy did the same to Sasami and Cyborg picked up Ryoko.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing!" Dita screamed as Raven and StarFire put the dress on Dita over her clothes and the blond wig on her head. They then went to Sasami and Ryoko before doing the same thing to them.
"Titans initiation!" robin said in an out of character high opera like voice.
"Oh god!" Dita said to herself as Robin set her down on the unicycle and gave her the rubber chicken.
"This cannot end well." Ryoko said to Sasami as Cyborg and Beast Boy set them down on the unicycles as well. Raven surrounded the pedals of the unicycles in her dark energy causing them to spin and send Ryoko, Dita and Sasami rolling down the hallway of Titan's Tower and to the living room.
"I hate you guys!" Ryoko yelled before she fell off and landed on the conveniently placed couch along with her friends.
"Ow Dita you fat ass get off me!" Ryoko yelled who happened to have to land at the bottom of the make-shift dog pile. Dita's eyes turned a dark red as she asked through clenched teeth,
"What did you say?" Ryoko jumped up and started to get chased by Dita who was yelling out threats of ripping out her throat. The other titans laughed as Sasami rolled her eyes and created a small pixie to go after her friends, the pixie started to bite and scratch Ryoko and Dita as they turned their anger towards it.
"Why you little!" Ryoko yelled as Sasami made it disappear in an explosion of glitter. "Sasami why did you do that? It was taunting me!" Ryoko yelled as Dita rolled her eyes and decided that she wasn't even worth the trouble.
"Now you are officially one of us!" Beast Boy said happily before StarFire smiled and said,
"I suggest that we celebrate with the consuming of greasy cheese, sauce and crust products while testing who can eat the most!" Dita, Sasami and Ryoko looked to the others, not having heard Kori's odd way of speaking for a while. Cyborg started to laugh before explaining,
"Eat pizza and have an eating contest, well not that any of you will be able to beat me, I'm the champ after all." Dita and Sasami looked to Cyborg before pointing to Ryoko.
"She'll kick your ass." Cyborg started to laugh before looking at Ryoko who was glaring daggers at him.
"I don't think so… however if you really want to beat the champ then okay." Beast Boy jumped onto the table near the couch before taking a microphone that came from the ceiling before yelling into it like a wrestling referee
"In this corner we have Titans champ and resident tin man… CYBORG!" StarFire, Robin and Raven started to cheer for their metal friend as he took his bows,
"And in this corner we have new titan and challenger… RYOKO!" Dita and Sasami started to cheer as Ryoko took her bows as well,
"The food shall be… super-mega-oh-my-I-am-on- fire-super-hot-hot wings!" both Ryoko and Cyborg took their seats at the table as StarFire set down two plates with the hot wings.
"As for the rules! Rule number one the first to eat all of the food wins or keeps the title, rule number two there are no rules! Go!" Robin yelled out as both Ryoko and Cyborg started to eat. Beast Boy started to walk around taking bets from his friends,
"So what da' ya girls say? Cyborg is the popular vote four to one." Dita smirked before pointing to Ryoko who stood up and started to laugh. Cyborg dropped the piece he was eating before glaring at her.
"Ya see we were on our own for a little bit so we did anything we could for food and money. Some places we went to had a 'You eat all of this and get a free meal' like that so Ryoko was a natural." Ryoko looked to Cyborg who seemed to be… dare I say… pouting.
"Was your ego hurt?" Ryoko asked as he nodded slowly before she laughed as he shot back at her,
"You know your metabolism is going to slow down eventually right?" Dita, Sasami and Ryoko started to get tears in their eyes before Dita said in a pained voice,
"We don't want to think of those horrid times!" StarFire started to laugh as Beast Boy went to Ryoko and held her arm in the air and called out,
"Winner and new Titans champ! Ryoko a.k.a Mirage!" Ryoko started to laugh before looking to Mrs. Hello Kitty and remembering someone very important at the park.
"Uh… Sasam', Dita… we forgot something at the park." Sasami and Dita looked to each other before Sasami asked,
"What?" Ryoko started to jump up and down before writing 'P-R-O' in the air. Dita and Sasami's eyes grew larger as Robin looked at them unsure.
"What's wrong?" Dita made a fake smile before telling him.
"We just forgot something, we'll be back soon don't worry." Dita, Sasami and Ryoko ran out of the tower as Sasami made a large water serpent to get them across the ocean.
"How could we forget our own cat?" Dita asked smacking her own head as Sasami shrugged.
At the tower
"Oh yeah that wasn't suspicious." Raven said in her usual monotone voice as she sat down on the couch and started to read a black book with violet letters spelling out 'Azarath: a history' StarFire went to her gothic friend before asking,
"Why do you not trust friends Avatara, Mirage and Phoenix?" Raven closed her book before glaring at StarFire.
"How do you even know them?" Robin, Beast Boy and Cyborg looked to each other before Robin asked as well,
"I was wondering that too, how do you know them Star?" StarFire sat down on the couch before telling her friends.
"When I first came here from Tameran, I went to a city and heard yelling from a house, friend Mirage came out and started to yell at her mother and father. They called her mean things, so I talked to her as she introduced me to friends Phoenix and Avatara." Robin nodded before StarFire jumped up and smiled happily,
"I shall make a pudding of friendship!" StarFire ran into the kitchen as the other Titans shuddered at the thought of what her last special pudding did. Raven even still had the scar from when her stomach had to be pumped from it.
To Ryoko, Dita and Sasami
The three teenage girls ran into the park before seeing Pyro sitting on the sandbox, almost glaring at them with her little cat eyes.
"Pyro!" they yelled at the same time as Sasami picked her up and started to scratch her behind the ear.
"We're so sorry!" the kitten purred as Dita looked to Ryoko before asking,
"What do you think their pet policy is there?"
Well that's it for this chapter! Sorry that took so long but school and everything else. So keep an eye out for other fics under this name and 'sugar high preschooler'
Your loyal writer,
Ryoko
