When a Hero Breaks His Leg, by TeaFlower

Disclaimer: I still don't own any Sonic characters, even though I want to. I still own Dr. T. Vulpes. She is my OC. I don't own Emerald Hill, either. I ROCK it!

Notes: Oh, thank you for the reviews! To Scorch the hedgehog, I have no idea what LMAO means. Oh, well. But, you're supposed to feel sorry for Sonic. To FriedBrickWall, the squeaky hammer part was totally random. I don't know where I came up with that. I'm glad you aren't looking here for yaoi. I'll work on the longer chapters part. Oh, and I'm trying not to be an Amy basher.

POINTLESS FILLER 1

Things were going pretty smoothly for Sonic, really… NOT! If that were the case, then where would the humor be? This IS a humor story!

Sonic, having only really strengthened his leg muscles, was having quite the difficult time getting up the ramps to his house. He had to have Tails push him up the stairs. Watch as I giggle. Giggle giggle giggle! Anyway, Shadow, having nowhere to go, had to stay at Sonic's house, where he had to cook (gasp!) food. (watch as lightning flashes and there is thunder in the distance…) Rouge and Amy were taking turns tormenting Knuckles and Sonic. Eggman was still being tormented. He attempted to break free of his torture chamber, but then they stuffed SCHOOL LUNCH FOOD in his mouth! The poor man! That's a worse torment than going to SCHOOL!

Anyway, Sonic was having a hard time adapting to all the changes. Shadow's cooking was terrible. It tasted like fried boots. Maybe because it WAS fried boots. Sometimes, Amy would bring Eggman Shadow's cooking. Now THAT is torture.

Another thing that was changing was… well… Emerald Hill. Someone decided to build a lot of houses near Sonic's house at night and it drove them all mad! So, one day, Sonic decided to go down there.

Oh, that always ends in horror.

So, Tails wheeled Sonic down to the construction site. More doom. Tails slowly lost control of the wheelchair. Yay, more wheelchair mayhem! Tails was eventually being dragged down the hill by the force of Sonic's chair. Man, is this repetitive or what?

Good. That's because none of this happened. It was a strange dream made up by me to get more reviews. Did you REALLY think this was a real chapter?

Anyway, REVIEWS ARE GOOD. Submit one and YOU will be mentioned! Yes, YOU! I'm pointing at you! I'M POINTING AT YOU!

Also, some suggestions would be highly appreciated. I need some ideas, people! Your input could very well turn the story from where it was originally heading! Tell me your ideas!

Notes: I have recently been sent an OC request. I like the concept. But, however, this is not what I was looking for when I said ideas. I am already having trouble including all of the characters that have even appeared in this stupid thing! Please, I am RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS TO KEEP THIS STORY GOING! Send me anything, ANYTHING! If you send OC requests, expect a bonk on the head from Amy's Squeaky Hammer!