Duel Monsters World Tour
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Summary: AU Parings: OcBakura OcJou YugixYami, SetoxYami OOCishness yaoi Kaiba Seto decides to host a new tournament called, Duel Monsters World Tour. Twelve Duelists have been chosen to compete for the title of DMWT champion.
Okay! Everyone just to let you know Sakura and I have been lately obsessed with the word "fuck" and this chapter is really disturbing in a funny way, then in a not so funny way. Two words, hentai pharaoh. So yah, brace yourselves for tears…and maybe hyperventilation because your laughing. Heh, at least I know a few people that would die reading this. Well on with the Fic!
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Chapter Four: Hotel From Hell, and The Midnight Prankster
Around two hours after the sunset almost everyone was asleep. Nikui and Anumi were walking back to their room with an unfathomable amount of ice. "Why in the name of hell did we need all this ice Kinu?" Nikui asked annoyed.
"I like ice." Anumi said sarcastically as she walked up to the door and slid the keycard into the door. She started to open the door when she heard another one close from a bit farther down the hall.
Her eyes met with the form of a naked Yami no Yuugi. Anumi dropped her ice and covered her mouth, while Nikui cursed because the ice bucket dropped on her foot. "What the fuck are you doing?" Nikui asked only to be silenced by Anumi who put a hand over her mouth and pointed to the pharaoh prancing across the hall to the Kaiba brother's room.
(AN: oh god…Hahaha! Dieing here!)
Nikui dropped her ice as well then tried really hard not to vomit. Anumi quickly picked up the buckets and grabbed Nikui's upper arm then began to run back to get more ice saying the whole time, "I've been scared for life…"
'I have too.' Nikui thought as she retrieved her arm and willingly followed the brunette.
Meanwhile Yami no Yuugi had knocked on the door and waited for it to open. When a short azure eyed boy answered the pharaoh instantly put a hand over his mouth to stop him from screaming. "Here's the deal Mokuba, you go and sleep in Jonouchi's room or I'll rape you."
Mokuba afraid to lose his virginity ran to the blonde's room and almost slammed the door shut.
Yami no Yuugi smirked as he walked into the room and shut the door behind him, making sure it was locked. 'I don't need any intruders.' He thought walking over to a sleeping Seto.
"Amazing! He does sleep once in a while, and I thought he had insomnia."
Seto turned over in his sleep so his face was facing the ceiling and the pharaoh had a mischievous grin smack across his face as he walked over to the undefended CEO.
"There must be a logical reason why the fuck you need so much fucking ice." Nikui said hauling what looked like double the amount she had had before.
"If you really want to know," she tailed off as she opened the door to their room and placed the bucket down on the dresser. "Well I'll tell you after we clean up the ice we dropped."
"Why?" Nikui asked putting down her bucket and leaning on the dress crossing her arms. She had taken off her jacket and her red shirt was exposed as a short sleeve.
"Well," she tailed again," let me say one thing, chaos." An evil grin clear on her face.
"Really?" Nikui said mildly interested. "Sounds like fun."
"Good," Anumi said," because one: I doubt I could do this all by myself and two: if I get busted I want someone to get busted with me."
"Unlikely to happen." Nikui said opening their door and looking around. She picked up the ice on the floor and went to the bathroom and tossed it in the tub. "Lets get started who's first?"
"Dino Freak and Bug Boy." Anumi said grabbing a bucket and leaving the room. "We need to leave a light on and lock the door incase anyone else decides to prance around." She said shivering.
"Right." Nikui said pocketing the room key and turning on the lights. She then followed Anumi out the door and locked it.
"Now to see if the door is unlocked." Anumi said mostly to herself, when she twisted the knob and it opened she was surprised. "These guys are idiots."
"True." Nikui said as Anumi walked in and looked around. "Messy bastards." She said as clothes were slug all over.
"I just hope their wearing clothes or this is going to be short lived." Anumi whispered as she tip-toed over to the beds.
"Here's an intelligent idea. Don't pull the coves off of them and you won't find out." Nikui whispered.
"Yah, yah." Anumi said as she picked up the bowl between them that sat on the dresser. "Hey go put some water in this."
"Fine." Nikui took the bowl and went to their bathroom. When she came back she looked really green.
"Are you okay?" Anumi asked.
"No."
"Okay." Anumi said. "You gonna tell me what it was?"
"No."
"Fine." She said taking the bowl and putting ice in it then putting their hands in the bowl. She then picked up a hanger and got a pair of bug-patterned underwear from the floor. "We can use this." She said. "That's all for here come on."
"What the hell is putting their hands in water going to do?" Nikui asked as they were out In the hall again.
"They're going to piss their beds." Anumi said checking the door to the girls' room, which opened. "Another idiot."
"I bet that they all turn out that way." Nikui said following Anumi.
Anumi just smirked as she and Nikui entered Anzu's, Mai's, and Rebecca's room. They were all spread out in a line Anzu and Mai got the beds and Rebecca had the floor in-between the beds.
"This is going to fun." Anumi said ecstatically. "Wait till what I have in stored for them."
"Whatever, just hurry will you." Nikui whispered, noticing a pair of scissors. She then picked them up and began to fiddle around with them.
Anumi turned around and her face lit up. "You're a genius." She said rushing over to Nikui and ripping the scissors out of her hand.
"Hey what was that for?" Nikui hissed rubbing her hand.
"We can use these, to do a little hair styling." Anumi says a grin playing across her lips as she turned and looked at the sleeping girls.
"I like the way you think." Nikui said joining Anumi as she began to cut a strand off of Mai's hair.
"A little snip here and a little snip there and wala." Anumi said backing away reviling a nearly bald Mai.
"Hey let me see those." Nikui said as she took the scissors from Anumi and walked over to Rebecca. "Lets see what the little girl would look like with short hair." She then began cutting the little girl's hair as Anumi looked around.
"Ahhh, now this is perfect." Anumi said picking up a bag full of make-up that was on the nightstand next to the beds. "We can use this as well. Oh and I like this lip gloss I think I'll take this for myself."
"There done." Nikui replied letting Anumi look, which was a bad idea because she almost busted into laughter if it wasn't for Nikui placing her hand over the brunette's mouth.
"That's perfect, now last but not least the biggest bitch of them all." Anumi said making her way over to Anzu.
"Are you going to cut her hair too?" Nikui asked.
"Nope, there will be no need she'll do that herself when she finds out what's been on her head." Anumi answers taking the coat hanger with the bug pattern underwear. She then takes another hanger and slowly places it over Anzu's head to her surprise the idiot did not stir.
"That's wonderful." Nikui said looking at the underwear on the girl's head. "Now what?"
"We place their hands in this water, and then we take a couple of bra's, skirts, and maybe a tube top." Anumi replies putting the girls hand in the water they had pre-prepared.
"Why do we need their clothes?" Nikui asked looking at Anumi like she was some crazy psycho.
"For the other people were going to prank, duh." Anumi answered rolling her eyes.
Nikui just blew it off and gathered the clothes they needed. After Nikui and Anumi were done with all they had to do with that room, they headed to their next victim. Which was room 94.
Nikui opened the door slowly to room 96 were she found Jonouchi spread over the bed and Mokuba sleeping silently in the other. "I guess this makes room number 3 of idiots."
Nikui said as Anumi stepped in the room.
"Geezz is everyone one idiots in this place?" Anumi asked looking at the oddly sleeping blonde.
"So what do we have planed for them?"
"I thought you were the one with all the ideas?" Nikui replied annoyed.
"I-owww look at this, little Kaiba has another toy for Anumi to take." Anumi said picking up a brand new PSP off the nightstand next to Mokuba's bed, and grinning wide. "He just has all the good stuff."
"I take that." Nikui said swiping the PSP from Anumi's hands. "I always wanted one of these."
"Hey that's mine!" Anumi says loudly but slaps her hand over her mouth. Jonouchi shifted in his sleep, Nikui and Anumi held their breath praying he wouldn't wake up over Anumi's big mouth.
"Will you kept it down you dumb ass?" Nikui said in a low growl.
"Then give it back." Anumi responded.
"No."
"Give it."
"No and if you don't shut up I'm going to leave you to do this all by yourself." Nikui threatened which shut up the brunette quickly.
Anumi just crossed her arms and pouted, as Nikui looked over at Jonouchi. Her face turned into a glare of disgust. "Oh, do I have something planed for you." She said almost too herself.
"What's your problem with him?" Anumi asked standing next to Nikui.
"It's something I wouldn't share it with you." Nikui said plainly.
Anumi just turned away with a very pissed off expression.
"This is going to be fun." Nikui said smirking to herself. "Now lets put a little make-up on you. Anumi? Hand me that dress we took."
Anumi walks over and hands her the dress. "What are you going to do with the dress?" Anumi asks dumbly.
"Put it on him stupid." Nikui replied annoyed. Anumi just nodded and helped Nikui put the dress on Jonouchi.
"It suits him very well, now all we need to do is add this." Nikui said wiping out bright red lipstick. "We're going to put the lipstick on him smudge it, then one of us will put kisses over the little Kaiba over there, so it looks like he tried and molest him." Nikui said with a snicker.
"Great but who's going to do the kisses?" Anumi asked as Nikui rolled her eyes.
"Ok Fine, I'll do it." Anumi said putting the lipstick on and placing kisses all over Mokuba's face. After she was done she placed their hands in the water Nikui prepared and left the room, but not before she decided to stuff the dress so it looked like Jonouchi had boobs, then Nikui spread perfume all over the sleeping blonde.
Meanwhile in Seto's room the Pharaoh found his way to snuggle up close to the sleeping CEO. He then began to kiss his neck softly. The brunette stirred in his sleep as he did this.
Yami no Yuugi smirked to himself as he continued to harass the sleeping Seto. Kaiba smiled to himself and let out a sigh of relaxation, which seemed to turn the Pharaoh on more.
The Pharaoh began to run his hands up his thighs, while a grin spread across his face. "Oh have I waited for this." Yami no Yuugi said staring to place kisses over Seto's face.
The CEO grinned in his sleep as the Pharaoh continued to place kisses over his face, then Yami no Yuugi started to unbutton the brunettes pajama top just top place kisses all over there.
"By the end of this night you will be mine Seto." Yami no Yuugi said to himself before ongoing what he was doing…
"How about this room?" Nikui asked pointing at room 95.
"Um don't you remember what happened earlier the naked Yuugi prancing towards Kaiba's room." Anumi said getting a sick expression. "There is no way in hell I'm going in that room to find…Argh! I don't even what to know what I'm going to find."
"Oh ok well how about this room then?" Nikui said walking down the hall. "We forgot about room 93."
"That's fine, if I remember correctly that was Otogi, Honda and Ryou's room." Anumi replied turning the doorknob. "This should be fun."
The girls entered the room to a rather noisy snore coming from Honda. Anumi gave a eerie expression which made Nikui wonder what exactly was one the stupid brunettes mind.
"Looks like they won the award for idiot number four, and what is the reason for sleeping in boxers man put some clothes on." Anumi replied looking at the boys sleeping peacefully.
"Heh, well stop looking at them and hurry up what your going to do." Nikui replied.
"Yeah, yeah." Anumi said walking over to Honda who was sleeping in Otogi's bed. "You have Otogi and I have Honda."
"Fine with me." Nikui replied before getting a smirk. She then pulled out some make-up and put it on Otogi's face, then she took a really skanky tube top which was Mai's and put it on. After that, for the finishing touch she put a purple skirt that was also Mai's on him.
Anumi who was enjoying putting make-up on Honda's face looked over at Nikui to see her work. She then turned away to see a very relaxed albino sleeping alone in his own bed. "Nikui finish up Honda I have something in stored for him." Anumi said pointing at Ryou.
Nikui then strolled over to Honda to finish what Anumi was staring which was giving him a buzz cut, then putting Anzu's bra on him plus stuffing it. Last but not least the matching thong that Nikui placed over his head with a coat hanger. After she was finished she watched Anumi to see what she was going to do to the albino.
"I think blue is a good color for him don't you think?" Anumi said holding up a limp hand showing Nikui perfectly painted nails.
"That's nice." Nikui said plainly a bored expression written over her face as she gave a shot yawn.
"Yes, and now for his toes." Anumi said painting Ryou's toenails with a baby blue nail polish.
"There all done with that. Thank god its fast drying nail polish." Anumi said handing Nikui the nail polish so she could put it up. "I got another idea."
Nikui raised an eyebrow, as a evil grin came over Anumi. "He would look good with pigtails. It's not like he doesn't have enough hair." Anumi said with a snicker.
After she was done with the pigtail which took a long time because Ryou has so much hair, she then put a little bit of make-up on him.
"What else are you going to do?" Nikui asked getting impatient over Anumi's obsession of really pranking Ryou.
"All we have left to do is place he hands in the water you have and then were going to go on to our last room." Anumi replied as Nikui handed her the water and she placed Ryou's hand in it.
Nikui began her way to the door but stopped when she didn't hear the brunette behind her. When she turned around the brown haired girl was drawing all over the albino's stomach with lipstick.
"Will you hurry." Nikui said annoyed. "You've done enough shit already."
"I think someone's tickle less!" Anumi whispered trying to hold back laughter as she drew all over Ryou's stomach.
Nikui growled with anger as she walked over and snatched the lipstick out of Anumi's hand. "I told you to come on."
"You're no fun!" Anumi pouted following Nikui out the door and back into the hall.
"Alright were back in the hall happy?" Anumi asked sarcastically still pouting.
"If I would of left you in there any longer you would probably of raped the poor boy." Nikui replied bored as she waved the lipstick around.
"Shut up!" Anumi mumbled under her breath blushing.
"Uh-huh, see?" Nikui asked as she walked down the hall. "This is the last room right? Well come on and let's get to it, I'm getting bored."
"Whatever." Anumi said pushing past Nikui and opening the door to the last room.
"What a bunch of losers, I swear if this is the competition I will have no problem kicking ass." Anumi smirked.
"In case you haven't forgot I'm in this tournament too." Nikui growled at the brunettes cockiness.
"I haven't forgot, that's why I made the comment." Anumi replied sarcastically. "Now lets destroy something shall we?"
"Do what you want. I'll just be look out, but if your not out of here in 10 minutes I'm going to leave you and lock you out of our room so you get busted." the black haired girl replied before walking out and closing the door.
"Who does she think she is talking to me like that." Anumi whispered to herself as she began to make her way over to Marik's bedside.
Nikui waited in the hall tapping her foot impatiently waiting for Anumi to finish her stupid little prank. When she came out she had a smirk plastered on her face.
"What are you smirking about?" Nikui asked.
"I gave that guy Marik a mohawk, oh and I left the tube of lipstick in that other guy Leon's pants and all the extra make-up and clothes there also." Anumi grinned as she headed down the hall towards her and Nikui's room.
"I can't wait to see the look on there faces when they wake up in the morning." Anumi said plopping down on one of the beds and folding her arms behind her head.
"I bet you can't" Nikui replied sarcastically. "I'm going to look over my deck, the duels start tomorrow. You should do the same."
"Nah. I'm going to bed."
"Fine but when you lose tomorrow." Nikui smirked.
"You'll see I won't lose." Anumi stated before kicking off her shoes and slipping under the bed covers. Before Nikui knew it the brunette was already asleep. Nikui spent almost the whole night looking over her card before exhaustion finally took over her.
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Sakura: Well that's the end of Chapter four! I can't wait to see the look of Seto's face when--!
Kaiyuku: You baka don't give it away!
Sakura: Anyway I'll have Chapter five up when ever Kai ever decides to come over to my house!
Kaiyuku: Whatever, well I hope you enjoyed!
Sakura & Kaiyuku: Ja Ne!