When a Hero Breaks His Leg, by TeaFlower

Disclaimer: I still don't own any Sonic characters, even though I want to. I still own Dr. T. Vulpes. She is my OC. I don't own Emerald Hill, either. I ROCK it!

Notes: I will not, I repeat, NOT, take ANY OC request. I am having enough trouble as it is keeping up with the current characters. I would like to thank… uh… k0m0d0-342 for the idea of Sonic being crazy. I will be using this idea, in a similar fashion. To The Rockologist, I like that you like this concept.

Episode 3: Cheese

It was a rainy day on Emerald Mountain in Emerald Hill. Shadow, who actually WAS forced to cook (gasp) food, (thunder and lightning cue) was making some sandwiches. Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches, that is. Everybody was disgusted by this. Rouge kicked hers into Shadow's face. Tails passed it to a passing beggar child who somehow got into the house. Knuckles peeled out the pickles, rinsed them off, and ate them. He then had a glass of water to wash out the pickle taste and ate the sandwich. Sonic just ate the sandwich.

"See!" Shadow said, pointing at Sonic. "At least SOMEONE appreciates my food!"

"Actually, Shadow," Tails said, "Sonic will eat almost anything. It doesn't have to be good." At that moment, Sonic started coughing and then hacked up the sandwich. "EW!" said everyone.

Anyway, everyone made their own lunch (besides Knuckles). Sonic wanted to make some corn dogs, but they were in his freezer, which he couldn't reach in his position. Tails wanted to make a cheese sandwich, so he looked in the fridge with Sonic. Sonic grabbed some hotdogs (they're microwavable) while Tails looked for cheese. He found none.

"Hey, Sonic?" Tails asked.

"Yeah, Tails?" Sonic replied.

"Why don't you have any cheese?"

Sonic stared at Tails blankly. His eyes then grew wide and his quills went on edge. He screamed and jumped up. He jumped through the roof. He landed in his chimney. Sonic started screaming like a total loony and struggling to get out of the situation. Shadow looked up the hole Sonic made and said, "What did I do?"

Sonic finally fell through the chimney. Luckily there was no fire there… ANYWAY, (I'm getting off topic!) Sonic started shaking. Tails approached slowly… and… Sonic pounced on him, scratching and biting.

"NEVER, EVER SAY THE C H WORD!" Sonic screamed, insanely. He then picked up Tails by a tail and threw him at a wall.

Tails slammed into the wall and hit his head. He then fell on the ground, unconscious. Knuckles backed away, slowly… yeah… Rouge ran away as fast as her little bat legs could take her. Shadow giggled.

MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE ELSE…

Eggman had been an evil little person. He had decided to flip his horrid-tasting French toast into the straight jacket. Amy caught him and started spraying him with mustard. She then continued hitting him with her squeaky hammer.

--Ta and dah. Sorry for the lack of updating. Oh, well. Next chapter up soon! Don't fret!--