What happens when Trogador mixes with his present and past counterpart to unleash the ultimate power, turning all portions of Free Country USA (Past, present and future) into a giant toilet, literally plunging the world into chaos? Please review!
Bright trees, green with energy, cast shadows onto the ground in the vicinity of a concession stand. Near it stood a man named Bubs, with blue skin and a mouth that seemed to be always opened revealing shiny white teeth.
A dark silhouette emerged in the distance, walking past the shadows to be transformed into the highly recognized form of Homestar Runner, who literally had skin as white as a ghost, what seemed to be a skirt with a star on it and below it long legs with blue soles glued to the bottoms of his feet, which he would illogically argue as pants. His lower lip stuck out farther than his upper, the source of his overbite probably being why he sounded unintelligent.
Bubs saw Homestar dash over accompanied by merry humming and waved at his friend. Homestar tried desperately to wave back, but didn't seem to have any visible arms.
"Hey, Bubsy!" cried Homestar happily, walking up to the concession stand.
"Hey, Homestar," replied Bubs. "What'll it be?"
"I'll have a--" But Homestar's request was interrupted by a red boxing glove knocking him out of the way. He let out a small "oof!" as he fell out of the way onto the ground.
Strong bad, a guy with a wrestling mask for a head, boxing gloves for hands and no shirt, put his hand confidently onto the counter of the concession stand. "Sorry, stupid," he said unconvincingly to Homestar. Strong bad turned to Bubs, who couldn't help but laugh a little. "I'll have a couple of Cold Ones, and--Bubs, man, what's that one thing you said was new here that's really important or something? Really important to Dumpface, anyway," he added, irritated, referring to his dull, gray, overweight brother with a white face, who was always depressed.
"Oh, you mean the can o' life," Bubs suggested, trying to sound like it was a rare substance to get the best offers of money. "Oh, if you have somma that, let me tell you: you'll never regret it, Strong bad."
"Yeah, well I don't really care, man. Strong sad wants it because he says if it's mixed with two Cold Ones, then something I'll love will happen, which probably means I don't care and that he wants something. But just in case, I came here. I knew you wanted to see me anyway."
"Uh...yeah, of course," Bubs stuttered nervously. He turned around and messed around with a few things, and then turned to Strong bad and gave him two Cold Ones and a small package with the word "Life" printed in bold print on the cover, sealed tightly with plastic.
"Thanks, man," Strong bad said, walking away and making sure to step on the unconscious Homestar before leaving. The shadows darkened him until he was completely vanished from Bubs' view, passed the sports field.
"All right, Dumpface," Strong bad, gesturing to Strong sad in his dark room with a poster labeled "Boys Don't Cry". "What is it?"
"Trust me, you won't be disappointed," said Strong sad in a highly whiny and annoying voice.
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