When a Hero Breaks His Leg, by TeaFlower
Disclaimer: I do not own any Sega characters. I do own the Dream Meadow and I own Dr. Vulpes. She is my OC. I also do not own City Escape, the Chemical Plant, or Emerald Hill. However, I ROCK THEM ALL! I do, however, own Emerald MOUNTAIN. It is totally made up. I do NOT own the Mario Music. It is owned and copyrighted by Nintendo.
Notes: Ooh… I've started… (gasp!) ANOTHER STORY. I'm sorry! It's just that I was so bored without internet and the last chapter was done, so I had to do something else! So, this means updates will happen when BOTH chapters are done. I'm sorry, people! DON'T KILL ME! Also, I did not mention it in the last chapter, but I do NOT own Chemical Plant. DON'T SUE ME! Also. I am REALLY sorry this took so long to update! FORGIVE ME!
Episode 6: Hill Mayhem
After Sonic's trip to the emergency room, he wasn't exactly right in the head. Cream decided to hang around for a while to make sure Sonic didn't kill anyone. But you know what we haven't done, readers? We haven't checked up on Eggman in a while, have we?
---ELSEWHERE…---
Eggman, being the evil person he is, has decided to break free. He is now hopping down a hall in his straight jacket. Amy is chasing after him with the Squeaky Hammer of Doom in her hands. He reaches the gate and runs out into the world. He's free! Now, the problem becomes…
How do we catch him?
---ELSEWHERE---
Sonic was hobbling down the street, with Tails at his side. They were going and getting… uh… milk. And then they saw a sign that said:
WANTED:
Dr. Eggman
Big, fat, eggshaped guy who wears pointy boots
REWARD: A lifetime supply of CORNDOGS!
Tails then saw Eggman jumping down the street in his straight jacket. He gasped. He was heading towards a hill… and everyone knows that when Sonic sees Eggman, he chases him. And everyone ALSO knows that when Sonic is on a hill, BAD things will pursue. So… as if this situation got any more horrible, Sonic turned and saw the fat man jumping for the hill. Oh…………………… THIS will not end well…
Sonic then growled and then started hobbling after the man, at SUPERSONIC SPEED! Yay! Eggman looked over his shoulder and saw not only Sonic (who was not on a high concern list), but he also saw Amy and Cream, chasing after him. Amy was going after him with her Hammer of Destruction (it lost the squeaky part and was replaced by a large chunk of metal with spikes on it), he knew that. But what was Cream chasing him for?
"SONIC!" she screamed, "How dare you make ME take care of YOUR idiot Chao!" She then held up a blue Chao with a neat little halo above its head. It looked very stupid and was eating a corndog. Sonic continued his mad chase as if he hadn't heard anything.
Eventually, Eggman started hopping down the hill. Sonic went down it full speed, with Amy and Cream following. And you know what happened?
Cream, who was behind Amy, tripped. She started rolling down the hill behind Amy, who got knocked over by Cream, and then started rolling herself. Then, Sonic and Eggman got knocked over by the two and they rolled all the way down the hill.
---ELSEWHERE---
((cue Mario Music))
Shadow was busy playing Super Mario Brothers when he saw a creamy redish, pinkish, blueish blur rolling down the hill outside. Knuckles was busy screaming because Rouge was hitting on him when he saw the blur. Rouge was busy hitting on Knuckles when she saw the blur. They were all busy arguing on what was the blur when the blur came into the room and they became part of the blur, making it a creamy blackish, redish, pinkish, blueish blur going at high, high speeds.
((end Mario Music))
---LATER---
Everyone was coated in band-Aids, except Eggman. He was upside-down, in his straight jacked, and was surrounded by a cage made of the strongest metal ever. Sonic was rewarded with his corndogs. And then… wait a minute… AM I FORGETTING SOMEONE!
---ELSEWHERE---
Tails walked down the street. It was really pretty, actually. The sun was setting and somehow, cherry blossom petals were falling. It was beautiful. … anyway, Tails was holding a carton of milk and a package. What's in the package…?
We'll all find out in the next episode.
---I am SO sorry! I almost completely forgot about my stories! But, please review and all that stuff.---