When a Hero Breaks His Leg, by TeaFlower

Disclaimer: All SEGA characters, zones, and other things that appear in this story do not belong to TeaFlower. Dr. T. Vulpes, Emerald Mountain, and all other things… wait… You should KNOW the deal by now! Adventure belongs to me, Adventure 2 is mine, and the FF9 crystal belongs to Square. Rinbu Revolution belongs to the people who made Utena. Party Night probably belongs to the guys who made Card Captor Sakura.

Notes: This is the definite final chapter of this story. I MAY start a sequel. I thank all supporting readers. I thank SEGA for creating such a wonderful series. I yell at SEGA for taking that series down the road of not-goodness. Stupid SEGA! I don't know what Amy did to you, but AMY RUINED SONIC! Maybe it was Eggman! I personally preferred Robotnik! Except for this story, no matter what, it IS Robotnik! … Ahem… And what were you guys on when you designed Carnival Night! … And that is my rant of the day. Thank you.

Episode 8 Part One: City Escape

It was time to get the cast off. It was time to end the madness. From Cream and Amy attacks to hill mayhem, Sonic had experienced it all. Finally, it was time to end the insanity.

Tails was ready to go. He was glad this was over. He couldn't stand anymore of Shadow's cooking. Last night, he fried a boot for them all. It was disgusting. The only two of them who ate it was Knuckles and Sonic. Sonic ate it wicked fast and then he got the hiccups. They were squeaky. Knuckles tried a little. He said it tasted like chicken. He then ate the boot. Nummy fried boot…

Anyway, (I'm getting off topic! Noooo!) Rouge was glad it was over, too. She hated living under the same roof as everyone but Knuckles. Knuckles was glad it was over. He wanted to go home. He didn't know why he stayed. Shadow wasn't glad it was over. He wanted to torment Sonic some more. Oh, well.

But, we want a GRAND FINALE! So… in order to get to the clinic, we must go through…

CITY ESCAPE

Life Count: 95

And here we go! Tails opened the package that was seen in episode 7. It held a Sonic the Hedgehog 3 game. Well, that was pointless. Anyway, Sonic flew down the road, using his crutch as a board of some sort. He…………… slammed into a wall.

Life Count: 94

This time, he got past the wall. But, however, this time as he avoided the wall, he got hit by a car.

Life Count: 93

Man, I feel cruel today. But I will let Sonic continue on. He fell off of something, but landed on his feet. He grabbed his crutches and hobbled off, through the level.

Hey, look! A robot! Sonic jumped, planning on homing-attacking it, but he fell over. The robot shot him.

Life Count: 92

Tails, watching the action, was sick of it. He flew out, picked up Sonic, and flew him to the end of City Escape.

And now, we go to commercial!

Lights out. Little lights go on, representing stars. Neon sign comes down. It shows a meteor. It is in the middle of the screen. It moves over to the left a little to make room for the FF9 crystal next to it. Then, slowly, the word "Adventure" is written across the top.

And that is my commercial for my story, Adventure. It has been deleted. If asked for, I will REVIVE Adventure!

Episode 8 Part Two: Chemical Plant

Part TWO! Who knew? The Author did, that's who. Anyway, after City Escape came Chemical Plant. However, we do not have the Chemical Plant music in all its goodness. So… ((cue Rinbu Revolution))

Sonic ran atop a pipe of some sort. Eventually, the pipe dipped down and then up and down and up. And then he ran into a spring. BOING! He was propelled back up through a loop and down a passage he didn't see there. He hit another spring that sent him towards… A SPIDER! CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! It grabbed Sonic and squeezed the life out of him.

Life Count: 91

Tails had grown sick of seeing Sonic die. So, he flew over to Sonic and picked him up and flew him away.

Now, for commercial!

Shooting stars are seen. Man with blonde, spiky hair and woman in a short skirt and shirt are watching the sky. FLASH! Man who looks eerily similar to other man is trying to dance. FLASH! Girl with short hair and in an orange jumpsuit thing is twirling a stick around and dancing around a boy with a monkey tail. FLASH! Man with silver hair is seen blasting pure white light at spiky haired man, his friend, and others as clone of spiky haired man and friends attack from behind. Darkness.

Meteor. Crystal. More shooting stars. Adventure 2 written across the top. And that is the ad for Adventure 2, the sequel. If asked for, it MAY be returned, whether or not Adventure is returned.

Episode 8 Part Three: Carnival Party Night!

I don't have Carnival Night music, so I will simply play… ((cue Party Night))

I ask again, WHAT WERE THEY HIGH ON WHEN THEY MADE THIS PLACE!

Tails landed and Sonic went on to part 3. He… got stuck on a thing.

"HOW DOES THIS WORK!" he yelled. He forgot. Knuckles was sick of this, so he came and made the thing work. And off Sonic went. But Knuckles got stuck.

"This…" he said, "… won't end well."

Sonic finally got to the end of the Zone. And he could see the office. But then…

Time for commercial! Again!

Water. Silver haired man and hyper guy with long, black hair swimming to the surface. Large group of people walking up a mountain. Girl with long red hair and in a short-sleeved shirt and jeans seen in a coffin. Guy writing in a diary. Green kids and regular kid and three robots hanging around silver haired guy, guy with tail, and spiky haired guy and friends.

Meteor and Crystal placed, but they separate to make room for an alien head. Fireworks go off as Adventure 3 appears, lowered by flying demon and flying angel.

And that is the ad for Adventure 3. It could very well be brought back as well!

Episode 8 Part Four: Special Race to the Hospital

Now… ACTUAL MUSIC! ((cue the special stage music from Sonic the Hedgehog 2)) Here we go! Sonic was heading right for it when he passed a goal post. He stars fly around the top. Out of instinct, he jumped.

Sonic was hobbling down a green path. Something flashed ahead that said, "Collect 40 Rings!" It disappeared. So he did.

I feel lazy. Screw climactic endings!

So Sonic landed in front of the clinic. THE END!

CREDITS

Me: For writing this story

You, the Reader: For reading and reviewing

Sonic Team/Sega: For making a great game

My Imagination: For hatching such a brilliant idea

IF YOU EVER NEED ME: I will probably be writing a Pokemon story or revising Adventure. See ya!

TeaFlower