GOING POTTY.

Disclaimer: "Victior, I love you, Victor I doooo! When we're apart my heart beats only for youuuuuu!"

Recognise that? It's from Harry Potter. So is this stuff. Except Lily of course. But you already knew that so why the hell did you ask!

The potions class continued to be the highlight of my day until just after charms. Harry walked out of the classroom and was met there by none other than Cho Chang. That conniving bitch! She I swear she looked up and smiled at me as she took hs hand and led him away. I had to follow.

She stopped at the empty transfiguration classroom. It was lunchtime so everyone except us was down eating. She led him inside. Luckily for me, Harry's attention was…diverted, and Cho was paying close notice to Harry. I slipped in after them and put on one of the invisibility hats that Fred, or maybe George, had insisted I have. Then I watched.

"So what was so important that it couldn't wait until after lunch?" asked Harry.

Chang laughed and moved closer to him. To close for comfort. Mine anyway. "This." She whispered.

She lent forward and pressed her lips to his. He kissed her back. Then he pulled her onto his lap and pressed her against him. I knew she was having an effect on him, and I didn't like it. She murmured his name into his mouth. He liked that, and took it as an invitation to slip her robes over her head, revealing a white button up t-shirt and black skirt underneath.

"Oh, Harry." Murmured Chang.

"Li…Cho!" said Harry.

OH MY GOD! I smiled triumphantly. But, as I suspected, Chang was braindead, and she didn't notice that Harry had basically said MY name.

His hands found their way to her buttons, and he began to undo them, one by one, until he could pull her shirt off and let it fall to the floor.

She…erm, how shall I say this…helped Harry with his robes and shirt. Now I had quite a good view of Harry's body and I have to admit, I really liked what I saw. I chewed my bottom lip.

Then, all of a sudden, Harry just got up, put his clothes back on, and left. Chang stood there, stunned. She was about to leave too, but I stepped forward and took off the hat.

"Lily!" She narrowed her eyes.

"Chang." I nodded curtly.

"What are you…" her eyes widened as she realised. "You were watching us?"

I smiled. "It would seem so, wouldn't it. Or rather, I was watching Harry."

Now it was her turn to smile. "You'll never win Lily."

"Oh really. And why is that?"

"Because Harry has liked me for years. You haven't got a chance. He's infatuated with me."

"Hmmm. Lets tally that up shall we. One, Harry's liked you since 4th year yes. But if I remember correctly, you went out, and all you could do is cry over poor Cedric. Two, I, obviously, am the looks of us two, but unfortunately for you, I'm the brains too. You probably don't even now what the word 'technique' means, something that I am very good with. Three, what are you, A cup? Please. Four, you have NO fashion sense. I mean come on. I know you thought no-one was going to see that outfit under your robes, but come on! Your worse than Hermione Granger for fucks sake! And FOUR…"

"I've heard enough. I'm warning you Lily, stay away from Harry. He deserves much better than you. You're nothing more than a conceited, ugly, stupid little slut. You'd fuck anyone who looked at you sideways. Some might say you do it because you can, I think you just want to feel like somebody needs you...you think you can just waltz in here and…" she gasped and one hand flew to the red imprints of my hand on her cheek.

"If Harry deserves better than me, he's going to be very lonely for a long time while he's looking. Do you seriously think he's going to glance at you when he knows he can have me? You are seriously deluded if you think today's little incident will have any effect on my plans."

I walked out. No one else has the last word when arguing with me.