Disclaimer: I wish I owned FullMetal Alchemist! If I did...Oh..the changes!
It was Riza's birthday. All of her closest friends (and co-workers) had decided to throw her a surprise party!
Riza entered the Coronal's office, just like any normal day, holding a stack of paper work for him to sign. She'd entered the room, finding the blinds drawn closed. She felt along the wall and found a light switch. She quickly flicked it up.
Light flooded the dark room and people leapt out from behind doors, the desk, and even the couch. She didn't scream, but the paperwork flew out of her hands, and drifted gently to the ground.
Without a second thought, she removed her gun from it's holster. She pointed it at the raven-haired man, who was now standing in front of her. "Oh, sir." She said and lowered her gun. She put it back in its place. She glanced around to see Havoc, a nervous looking Breda, the Elric brothers, Fury, Roy, Armstrong, and Hughes.
"Happy Birthday, Hawkeye." Roy said with one of his warm smiles. "We got you presents, and a cake!" Alphonse added with glee. She looked around again to see everyone smiling.
"Which first? Presents, or cake?" Riza grinned at Edward, who'd just spoken. "Why, cake of course!"
They ended up eating most of the cake, and some ended up on the floor (Mostly Ed), and the rest was either gone or claimed. "I'm taking it home." Riza stated. Ed looked disappointed.
"Present time, I suppose." Roy said as he looked at the gifts piled on his desk. She glanced at each of the gifts and the people, and began to open the many gifts.
Fury and Breda got her polish for her gun, Havoc bought her gold bullets (Bribery I suppose...), Hughes gave her a picture album with tons of pictures of his daughter. Typical Hughes.
The Elric brothers gave her toys and such for Black Hayate, and Armstrong got her another gun. Finally it was time for Roy's gift. She thanked each one for the gifts and turned to Roy's grinning face.
She opened the small present, and stared at it. She turned to look at Roy, wearing a 'I hate you so much right now' smirk. Havoc gave a grin to Roy, who looked rather uncomfortable under Riza's glare/smirk. Hughes and they gave a short laugh, while her was busy squirming.
"Sir. You have three seconds to run." She withdrew her gun from the holster and pointed it at Roy's head.
He, the fool, had gotten Riza a miniskirt (It matched her uniform too!) "Havoc?" Roy glanced over at the grinning Havoc. "Great gift choice boss. Now, I suggest you run before..."
Click.
Riza shut the safety off on her gun, and adjusted the angle in it. "...She shoots you." Havoc finished as Roy fled the room. Riza followed quickly, shooting at the man. More gunshots were heard in the hall. Shouting too was heard. Mostly coming from a mad Hawkeye, who yelled at Roy. Roy would try and apologize, but it was ignored.
Ed grinned "I'll bet Mustang doesn't survive Riza's wrath. Unscathed at least!"
A/N I saw Roy getting her that...could you?