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His favorite pastime. His hobby.
Tormenting Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist about his height. Or, rather, lack thereof.
The small blonde boy had many answers to that, and most could be said in one breath of less.
Quite entertaining, none the less. He would agree, thus making poor Fullmetal even madder.
His younger brother Alphonse, would always give a sigh, or sometimes a laugh, depending. "He didn't say that nii-san!" He would say, and Edward would just ignore him.
Al was the one to hold him back, mostly to prevent Ed from killing anyone. Namely him, Roy Mustang.
Ed's eye would twitch in anger and annoyance, as he would silently fume at him, Roy. The insults were usually passed between the two quite frequently, with either Al or Riza Hawkeye to stop Ed (or him) from going too far.
Riza would point her gun at their heads, shoot, and miss by mere millimeters. This was completely on purpose, more meant to scare them.
Suddenly, a click at the door. Roy glanced up at see Hawkeye entering with the Elric brothers, Edward and Alphonse.
"Hey Pipsqueak."
Roy greeted Ed with his usual smirk, and Ed's eye twitched again.
"WHO YOU CALLING A FLEA-SIZED PIPSQUEAK WHO YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IF YOU WERE STEPPING ON HIM?"
His eye twitched again, and Alphonse gave his usual sigh.
"You, Fullmetal."
Ed fumed silently, glaring at Roy the entire time. Al held him back (mostly to prevent him from attacking) and stated,
"He didn't go that far nii-san."
A/N Enjoy.