Author's Note: Yes I know I didn't update like I promised and that this chapter is short to the point of crappiness but well…ah…. I got nothing, sorry. I really am. I just have very little inspiration now days, lots of homework and other crud like that. So again I'm sorry.

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Disclaimer: I do not own it and you should know…

Last Time: What my dear badger meant to say was, the only reason we know who you are and where you came from is because a seer told us. There is no way for you to get back right now, though it is a small possibility that that fact wouldn't remain like that forever. For now you are going to stay at Hogwarts with us. Oh and if you're worried about other students being here, it's summer here right now so we have time to set your story straight."

"Oh." Was all that James was able to get out at that point.

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"So…I did what now?" James asked a few minutes later as he began to comprehend once again the situation at hand.

Godric finally decided to speak up at that, "Well technically, to put it in simpler terms, you have just traveled back in time."

"I did?" Asked James, then thought about it, realized what has been said once again and said,

"I did." Confirming it. Then realizing the peculiarity of the situation said,

"I did!" Then thinking about it some more,

"Wait…did I?"

"Yes, you did!" Salazar said finally speaking up for the first time, tired and aggravated at the man's internal conflict.

"Nice." Was the last thing James got out before passing out again.

"Well that went great." Salazar sneered sarcastically before getting up and walking out of the hospital wing.

Sometime Later

"Where is he!" Godric exclaimed.

"You're asking me?" Salazar sneered at him.

"Oh please why would I ask you? Why is everything always about you?" Godric spat back.

"That's what you'd say you crazy hypocrite!"

"Who're you calling a crazy hypocrite you crazy hypocrite!"

"Every single flipping' time," sighed Helga.

"ENOUGH!" roared Rowena finally having enough of it.

"He can't stay asleep forever, he's going to wake up sooner or later." Helga said evenly.

"Well in that case I'd rather have it sooner rather that later." Godric said calming down a bit.

"So… who's going to do it?" Salazar asked.

"Can we draw straws or something? Who ever pulls the shortest loses." Helga suggested.

"Well that'll be you my little badger." Salazar couldn't help replying.

" Ha. Ha. Ha. Hilarious. Yes I'm short. Let's laugh at that for a while. Ha. Ha. Hee. Hee. Lovely. Was that entertaining for you? No? Let's laugh a bit more then-"

"OK! OK! We get it! Fine lets just draw straws" Rowena cut in.

So they pulled straws.

Was it a big surprise that Helga lost? Well Helga thought so, the rest however…well… just try to think what could have happened in a fair contest in which Salazar Slytherin took part.

So with that Helga ended up being sent up to the Hospital Wing to wake up it's current resident.

Who could have guessed that it'd be that hard?

Fist she tried to just come up to James and tell him to wake up. Lots of good that's done. Second she tried poking him awake. Nothing. Slapping him awake. Nothing. Pushing him awake. Again nothing. Shoving him awake. No reaction.

Sick of the lack or response she was getting, she tried yelling,

"Rise and shine! The sun is shinning the birds are singing! WAKE UP!"

Even a patient Hufflepuff like Helga had her limits, so at last having enough of it she conjured a bucket of ice-cold water and SPLASH.

"Fine I'm Up! Jeez! You'd think after traveling back in time 1000 years a guy would get a break, but nooooo! You'll just keep adding on to my emotional trauma!"

"Oh boohoo, and yes that's exactly what I'm doing, now since you're finally awake would you mind getting up?"

Author's Note: I'm sorry about the sucky chapter, I tried to make it funny but I don't really know if I did….oh well, I'll try to do better next time.

Oh and NOBODY guessed what "Titstneijgoaomfsssinkwiwatcsifjb" means. Haha.

Well now that I think about it, it does seem stupid but…well but nothing, it's stupid.

Though I might as well tell you what it means.

Do any of you know 'The Song that Never Ends' Well if you take the first letter from each word in the song you'll get Titstneijgoaomfsssinkwiwatcsifj.

"This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.

Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,"

Oh well….

I'll try updating soon.

Well anyway please review.

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