A/N: Well another slow update. Sorry. It's just weird. When I had inspiration to write I didn't have time and now I have time but hardly any inspiration. I wanted to post this yesterday, as a Christmas present to all you people who are reading this but it was not to be. So I'm posting it now as a Hanukah present which is weird because I'm not Jewish. Oh well HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Now to my reviewers;
Soiel: Hmmm…maybe yes, maybe know, you shall see, probably in the next chapter, or the one after that.
All-knowing Alien: Thanks, why aren't authors allowed to reply in their updates. Well if more people tell me to stop I will but for now I'll test my luck.
Hyper Punk 018: You're welcome. lol
SiriusLuver16: lol he'll probably go back like in the next two chapters, probably and about the song that never ends…well that was pretty much random so..yeah
ArandomPerson: Thanks, I was trying to spice Helga up a bit. I mean I can't imagine her being dull-witted and unfazedly kind I mean really! How would she survive with the other three (especially Salazar)?
Ghostwriter626: thanks
FireChildSlytherin5: Just a little confusing lol
Cuteidanix: I'll try but I don't think I can. Oh and the answer is in the 3rd chapter.
Fk306 animelover: Thanks! I'll use that.
I give special thanks to: Ghostwriter626, ArandomPerson, and All-knowing Alien for reviewing to every single one of my chapters so far.
Disclaimer: If you think I own Harry Potter, I'm honored, you're stupid.
Last Time: "Fine I'm Up! Jeez! You'd think after traveling back in time 1000 years a guy would get a break, but nooooo! You'll just keep adding on to my emotional trauma!"
"Oh boohoo, and yes that's exactly what I'm doing, now since you're finally awake would you mind getting up?"
Arguing and Explanations
After the unpleasantly rude awakening James Potter was forced to 'stop his childish whining' and 'get over it' as well as 'get that lazy bum off the damn bed'.
When he finally did get up he was led by the already extremely aggravated Helga Hufflepuff to what he remembered to be Dumbledore's office. There he was met with the other three founders once again.
This time Godric was the one to start the conversation, "Well as good as it is to see you up…again, I must note that you're probably wondering what's going on-"
"No! Really! The man just appears 1000 years before his time, why would he possibly wonder what's going on?" Salazar cut in.
"Don't start with me, you snake!" Godric retorted.
"Start? Why would I start anything with you?" Salazar drawled back.
"That's what you always say you ugly ass!" Godric spat back.
"Ugly ass? How very creative! How eloquently put! How will I ever recover from such a devastating insult?" (1) Salazar said mock horrified.
"Well you suck! I hate you! You're a complete moron!" was the best Godric could come up with.
"Uh oh... I think it's time for s o m e b o d y ' s nappie!" (2) Salazar said in a singsong voice.
"Ah you're so kind! I bet even Santa can't remember the last time you've been on the nice list!" Godric retaliated.
"Aww isn't that sweet? A 36-year-old wizard and he still believes in Santa Cl-" Salazar started.
"SHUT YOUR TRAP ALREADY YOU RETARD!" Rowena finally interrupted having more than enough.
Godric stuck his tongue out at Salazar seeing him reprimanded. Helga however saw that and threw a shoe at him.
James meanwhile was staring at the whole scene speechless.
"Well anyway," Rowena began shooting a deadly glare at the two men with the mental capability of two very stupid 5-year-old boys.
"Ok here's what happened. You see we know a seer named Kozel and he told us that we should be expecting a man named James Potter to pop in a couple of days. He also said that the man would be coming from the year 1981. That man will have to stay here for about 15 years and then he'll be able to come back to his time. I don't really know how it works and why you can't go back right now and just go 15 years ahead of the time you came from but I know you can't."
"What happed to Lily and Harry?" James asked shocked.
"Harry is alive. Lily died to save him." Rowena replied sadly.
"Isn't there anything I can do?" James asked desperately.
"There isn't anything any of us can do. Lily died to save Harry. If she didn't Harry would have died and Voldemort would have never disappeared." Rowena answered.
"Wait! Did you just say what I think you said? Voldemort is gone? And how do you know about Voldemort in the first place?" James said.
"Yes, Voldemort is really gone all thanks to your wife and child. And as for how I know about it, Kozel told me that Voldemort is the Dark Lord of your time."
"So let me get this straight, Harry alive, Lily dead, Voldemort dead." James said trying very hard to process the information.
"Almost, Voldemort isn't dead, he's just gone." Rowena clarified.
"Gone? Will he be back?" James asked.
"Yes, he will be but not until the end of your son's fourth year."
"Hold on, why aren't I dead?" James wondered.
"You're not dead because there was no need for it. Lily had to die so Harry would live. Harry had to live to save the world from Voldemort and fulfill the prophecy. You didn't need to die, you just needed to leave the picture for a while so Harry would become independent and able to defeat Voldemort again when the time comes." Rowena explained.
(1)(2) I don't really own those two phrases. I changed the first one around a bit but the second one I didn't so this is a mini disclaimer. Those quotes belong to Emerson from MuggleNet
A/N 2: Thanks to everyone for reading and I really hope you review because when you do it makes me update hell of a lot faster. It also helps me improve so please review it's not that hard…. is it?
Well anywayz thanx
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