Disclaimer: I don't own fma. Poor me...poor me…
One moment there, the next, gone. Or, rather, empty.
"WHERES MY COFFEE?" Roy exclaimed, as he stared at his (now) empty coffee cup.
Roy had just been -cough- working. -cough- Yeah right! He'd been napping when he was supposed to be working. Good thing Hawkeye didn't notice.
He had a full cup just a moment ago! Where the hell would it go?
A small boy snickered, hiding in front of the Colonel's desk. Yes, it was Edward Elric. The FullMetal alchemist.
He'd stolen the cup for a moment, and transmuted the coffee into ice. He had then placed the empty cup back on the desk.
Of course, Roy was too busy wondering where it was to hear. "Havoc! Bring me more coffee!" He demanded and Jean Havoc quickly entered the office.
"Why can't you do it yourself? You have two legs boss!" Havoc shot back and Roy raised his hand, ready to snap.
"I suppose I could." He hesitated and picked up the mug. Jean glanced down, and blinked at the hiding Edward. Ed shushed him, and told him not to tell Roy he was here. Ed showed him a black of coffee-coloured ice, and Havoc, being who he was, smirked. He quickly exited the room, and returned a few moments later holding a cup of hot coffee.
Roy turned, and Havoc set the coffee cup down. "Thank you!" Roy said gratefully, and took a sip f the warm coffee.
Havoc winked at Ed, and left the office. Roy turned hid chair and peered out the windows, and into the falling snow. "Just thinking about it makes me cold." He shuddered and turned, his coffee once again gone. The cup was empty, almost like it'd never been there.
"Damnit, not again! WHERE IS MY COFFEE!" He roared and Havoc appeared at the door again.
Roy noted Havoc's smirk, and glared at the man. "You know what happened to my coffee, don't you!" He messaged his temples in pure annoyance.
"Of course I do boss, but why would I tell you?" Roy stood up, looking overly calm, a cruel smirk on his face. "Because Havoc," He walked around the desk and walked right up to him. Poor Havoc suddenly went pale, and Edward was looking the same. (Roy, of course, didn't see Ed holding the large chuck of frozen coffee by his desk. In fact, he didn't notice him at all.)
"I can hurt you." His deadly calm voice gave Havoc shivers up and down his spine. "I-I-It was him boss!" He pointed to Ed, who was now cowering under the Taisa's glare.
"Enjoy your 'Iced' coffee Colonel!" Ed exclaimed, shoving the blob of frozen drink on his desk. With a smirk, he darted out of the room, the Colonel following him.
"Get back here Fullmetal! I have something I want to give you!" Roy grabbed the blonde boy by the shoulders, and planted a kiss on his cheek. Ed stopped, shocked. The colonel turned, heading back to his office. "Thanks Fullmetal!" He called as he re-entered the office.
Havoc grinned at him from outside the colonel's office. Edward flushed bright red, and stormed out of the building.
A/N Thank you to my reviewers! Glad you liked it! This is one for the EdxRoy fans out there. I know I'm one! -licks lollipop- Drabble #7 was supposed to sound like Elisia. Glad someone noted that!