A/N: Hello! I thought I'd tried something new with this fanfic. This is my second fic! I got this idea from playing Disgaea: Hour of Darkness. That's such a fun game! RPG's all the way!

Envy: RPG! Please! Halo 2 is better!

Ed: Halo 2! Devil May Cry 3!

Envy: Halo 2!

Ed: Devil May Cry 3!

Envy: HALO 2!

Ed: DEVIL MAY CRY 3!

Wrath: You're both wrong! We Love Katamari!

Me: He has a point.

Envy: That is a good game!

Ed: And it's addictive too!

Envy and Ed: We Love Katamari!

Disclaimer: If you see Ed running around with horns and devil wings, then I own FMA. Since you don't, I don't own it.

Warning: DarkTigerGirl's bad grammar, language, and Edward has a scythe!

Chapter 1: The Strange Feeling
A figure sat in a dark room. He was sitting on his bed, with his knees pressed against his chest. His golden bangs overshadowing his eyes. He was wearing a black tank-top, with tight black leather pants. He wanted to be left alone today. Even if he was told a thousand times over that his royal duties were of the utmost impotents, he didn't care. He hated being the son of the overlord. It made no sense to be taught how to walk, talk, and act. Yes, the figure sitting in the room was none other then the prince of the netherworld, Edward Elric. A knock at the door shook him form his thoughts. It was one of the maids that worked at the palace.

"Prince, it's time for your study session with Shou Tucker."

"Go away."

"But Prince-"

"I said go away!"

He picked up a near by book, and threw it at the door.

"Then, what should I tell Tucker?"

"Tell him I've gone out and I won't be back until later."

"Yes sir."

And with that she left. Edward was in no mood to deal with those damn teachers. Hell, he didn't even want to be the next overlord! There was just too much shit he had to deal with. He got up and headed for the door. Edward needed to get away from this dingy palace, and get some fresh air. On the way out he accidentally ran into one of the many teachers he had. His name was Jean Havoc.

"Hello Prince. Going off somewhere?"

"...yes."

"Do you wish for me to summon one of the guards to-"

"I can take care of myself."

"Alright then. Have a safe trip Prince."

Pride turned on his heel and left. This was another thing that Edward hated, being called 'Prince'. He had a name dammit! At least the people outside of the palace didn't know what he looked like, so they couldn't call him those stupid names.

'There bastards, all of them.'

There was only one real place Edward could go to think. And that was in the Forbidden Forest. They only called it that to keep the little kids from entering it. But the blond wasn't a little kid. There were just a couple of monsters there, but nothing Edward couldn't handle. With his faithful scythe, which he could summon at any time he wanted, he could defeat any opponent. Today he decided to explore a part of the forest he hadn't been before. Once he had arrived at the center at of the forest, his eyes widened. There was what looked like an old crypt, with and ancient language written on it, standing before him. He had no idea that this even existed. As he walked towards it, he got a strange feeling. He could feel a presence coming from the ruin. So he wanted to check the place out to find out were this feeling was coming from.

'This should be fun.' He said to himself in a very sarcastic voice.

Edward was SO bored, that he would probable do anything at this point. The ruin was completely dark, except for a small glimmer of light coming from somewhere in the tomb. But Edward still continued forward. As he did so, the light began to get brighter. Once he came to what was making the light, his eyes widened for the second time today. On the walls were ancient letters, and they were glowing. But the thing that got to the blond the most was the body. There was a body hanging upside down, chained against the wall in front of Edward. It's lengthy, blackish greenish hair hung freely. The face was covers up by a kitsune mask. Edward noticed that the chains around the body had no lock. But there was something written on them. The blond came close enough to the chains to read what was inscribed on them.

"Open the chains that bind me, my new master. What the hell is that-"

Edward was suddenly cut off short by the sudden rumble of the ground. He stepped back as the chains on the body fell off. The corpse dropped down to the ground, and began to stand. The blond was obviously freaked out by this.

'W-what the fuck is going on?'

"State your name, you lower class demon."

"Who the hell are you calling lower class?"

"I suggest you tell me, or else I'll kill you."

"Ha! You have no idea who you're messing with!"

"Neither do you."

The now moving corpse flicked his hand and three daggers appeared. It charged forward. Edward managed to dodge the attack with ease. He quickly summoned his scythe and got into a battle stance.

"Do you think you can take me with that? You're far too small for it."

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SMALL!"

'Got'ch.'

Someway or another, the body had maneuvered behind the blond, and had placed a dagger right next to Edward's jugular vain.

"H-how that hell?"

"You let your guard down. You're a terrible fighter."

"Bastard!"

The blond tried to move.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you. One wrong move and you could end up dead. Now I'll ask you again, what is your name?"

Edward found that he should just cooperate.

"It's Edward, Edward Elric."

"Hmm."

He flicked his hand again and the daggers were gone. Edward turned to see what this thing was going to do next.

"Edward, huh. I was expecting my new master to have a far more interesting name."

"And what's wrong with...wait, what do you mean 'master'?"

"You're the one who woke me up, so you're my master."

The blond gave him a dumbfound look.

"Great not only do you have a crappy name, but you're stupid too."

"I am not! And what lane name do you have?"

"Name's Envy."

"What the hell kind of name is that?"

"One that's better then yours."

"That's it!"

Edward took his scythe and began to swing it wildly. Envy let out a sigh, and dodged every single one of the blonde's attacks.

"Such a temper. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn swing like that."

"SHUT UP!"

He managed to nick the side of Envy's head, causing the kitsune mask to fall off. When it did, it reveled that Envy had a beautiful face, well by Edward's standards.

"You got my mask, not too bad. But you're going to have to do a LOT better them that."

"You can't bad mouth me! I'm your master!"

"Like I care. I'm out of here."

He turned around and began to walk away, but then collapsed.

'Shit, I haven't gotten my strength back.'

"H-hay wait a minute, are you okay?"

"D-does it look like I am?"

"I'm just asking! You don't have to be so damn snippy!"

He walked passed and the sin and was about to head for the entrance, but stopped. He couldn't just leave him there could he? But he did try to kill him! Still...

'I HATE having a conscience.'

He turned around and kneeled beside him. Edward placed his hands on his shoulders, but they were soon swiped away.

"D-don't touch me!"

"I'm trying to help!"

"I don't need you're fucking help!"

He pushed Edward away and tried to get up, but failed miserably. He just came crashing back down to the ground. The blond cringed as the sin hit the ground hard.

"Look, you need my help. So shut up and let me help you."

"I said-"

But it was too late. Edward had picked Envy up, bridal style, and was now carrying him out of the old tomb. Envy struggled a bit, but once again his efforts proved worthless. The blond was surprised at how light the sin was. Once they reached the outside world, Envy covered his eyes. The sun was bright and it was hurting his eye for a moment.

"What's your problem?"

"Well let's see, I've been down in a dust old tomb for a LONG time, and I've just gotten out of it. YOU tell me what the problem is genius!"

"Sorry for asking! Geez!"

"Where the hell are you taking me anyway?"

"Home."

"And where's that?"

"The Overlord's Castle."

"Don't tell me you work there!"

Edward stopped and dropped the sin. He landed with a loud thump.

"Of course I don't work there! I'm the god damn prince!"

"Ow! You bastard! The ground IS hard ya know!"

"Did you even hear what I just said? I'm the prince dammit! So you should respect me!"

"Do you REALLY think I care who the hell you are?"

"I'm sick of your mouth!"

Edward summoned his scythe once more and pointed it at the sins neck. He was going to kill this bastard, not for just disrespecting him, but also for calling him short. No one did that to him! Well, no one ever had the gall to say it.

"You've got some nerve mouthing off to me."

"Oh, I'm shaking in my boots."

There was a great deal of sarcasm in his voice. This only peeved Edward off even more. He placed the blade closer to Envy neck, causing a thin line of blood to form. The sin didn't even flinch and the blade pierced his skin.

"Look, I already know you're not going to kill me."

"And why's that!"

"Because you would have done it already."

Edward was bout to slash, when Envy just...fainted.

"D-did I do that?"

Upon closer examination, Edward noticed the sin breathing was rapid. He put his scythe way and proceeded to pick Envy up again. For some reason the blond felt worried about Envy. Even though he knew that these feelings didn't really exist since he was suppose to be a cold hearted demon and what not. But just couldn't ignore them.

'What the hell is wrong with me?'

A/N: Whoohoo! First chapter done! Sooooo what do think about Edward being a demon prince? Review and tell me!