A/N: Hello people! Thank you for reviewing! Hmmm, looks like I'm going to have to add a few notes before I start the story.

Note 1: This is a Shonen-ai fic! So please, if you don't like it don't read it.

Note 2: The pairing is Ed x Envy. (Note that I put Ed first)

Note 3: This fic could very well turn into yaoi!

Note 4: Edward makes a very cute demon.

Envy: Wait a minute! Now I can believe 1-3. But does four really count as a note?

Ed: Hell yeah it does! I can't help it if I'm that sexy!

Me: I said you were cute not sexy.

Ed: But why am I not the sexy one!

Me: Because Envy is the sexy one and you're the cute one.

Envy: YES!

Ed: Dammit!

Warning: DarkTigerGirl's bad grammar, language, and a game friendly of tag.


Chapter 2: Killing Time
When Envy finally woke up, he found that he was in a soft bed. He sat up and looked around the rather large room. It was nearly empty. It only had a small desk in the corner, a book large shelf, and a chest, were the clothing was kept most likely. But what caught his eye was the book shelf. It was filled with different kinds of books; with some that looked liked they had never been opened. Envy chuckled to himself.

"Damn, not only does he have a crappy name, but he's also a book worm."

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A BOOK WORM?"

Envy turned to see Edward standing near the window across from the bed, scythe in hand. He had a pissed look in his face, which Envy found amusing

"What are you going to do with that? Kill me?"

"That was the intended plan."

"Then answer me this little chibi, why did you just kill me when I blacked out? I would have been a lot easier."

"Well, I, uh...STOP CALLING ME SHORT!"

"Avoiding the question, how sad."

"SHUT UP!"

"Would you mind not yelling, I have a headache."

"I CAN YELL IF I WANT TO! IT'S MY GOD DAMN ROOM!"

A knock at the door caught both of the demon's attention. It was one of the maids.

"Prince, is everything alright in there?"

"Yes, now go away."

"Yes sir."

Edward let out a sigh. The maids were WAY too nosey. Then again, everyone in the palace was too god damn nosy. They should just mind there own business, and leave him alone.

"Now where was I...hay! Were the hell did he go?"

"Behind you."

Edward quickly turned around and stepped back. Envy was standing behind him with a smirk on his face.

"H-how the hell did you do that?"

"Once again, you let your guard down. Any good fighter knows not to do that."

"Would you stop criticizing me! I'll show you how much of a fighter I am!"

He summoned his scythe again, and charged forward.

'Not this again.'

Envy dodged every attack. He flicked his hand and three daggers appeared.

"WOULD YOU KEEP STILL?"

"Even if I did you still couldn't hit me."

"BASTERD!"

Edward swung and missed. Envy took this time to hit the blonde's hands, causing the scythe to fall. He quickly picked it up and pointed it at Edward's neck.

"This is too sad. You let your own opponent take your weapon."

Even Edward had to agree with him. It was sad, he seriously let his guard down and now he was going to pay the price.

"Finish me off."

"Hmmm, I don't think I will."

"Why not? Now would be perfect opportunity!"

"Because I don't feel like it."

He dropped the weapon and walked over to the window. Edward got a very confused look his face. Most demons in that situation would have gladly killed him without thinking twice about it.

"W-what the hell do you mean you don't feel like it?"

"I don't feel like killing you. Besides if I killed you now, we wouldn't be able to have any fun."

"Fun? What kind of fun?"

Envy smirked and walked over to the blond.

"This kind."

He got extremely close to his face, close enough to make the blond feel VERY uncomfortable and...flicked Edward's nose. (What were you expecting?)

"Tag, you're it."

"What the hell was that for? And what do you mean 'tag'?"

"You've never played tag before?"

Edward shook his head.

"Now that just wrong. The rules are simple, I touch you and then you try to touch me back. See, simple."

"Why would anyone want to play a game that is so obviously a stupid waste of time?"

"Because it's fun, now shut up and tag me."

Edward sighed and reached up and tried to 'tag' Envy, but the sin moved away.

"Why the hell did you move?"

"God you are hopeless! You have to chase after the person dumb ass!"

"Well how the hell was suppose to know!"

Edward lunged forward and tried again, but failed.

"Catch me if you can Chibi-chan!"

"YOU'RE SO DEAD WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!"

Edward chased the sin around his entire room, until Envy suddenly flung the door and ran straight out into the hallway. The blond continued after him, even as members of the palace stopped and stared, he didn't care. He was going to catch that bastard and kill him! While running down the many hallways they passed by the captain of the guards, Roy Mustang.

"Hay, Prince! Where are you going?"

"To kill that bastard!"

'He might need some help.'

Roy snapped his fingers and three familiars shaped as black wolves appeared.

"Protect the Prince and destroy the thing he's chasing."

"Yes sir."

And they were off.


"You're way too slow Chibi-chan!"

Edward growled and tried to run faster. Both of them had probable ran around the entire palace. Envy didn't show any sighs of slowing down and Edward was getting tired. From the corner of his eye he could see that he was being followed. Looking behind him he found that three of Roy's familiars were chasing him. This could be good.

'Shit, Roy must have sent them. That bastard.'

"Prince we have come to help you."

"Get the hell away from me you flee bitten mutts!"

"Roy has instructed us to destroy the disturbance."

'Shit!'

"I don't need your help! So scram!"

"That is not an option."

Then ran ahead of Edward and were about to pounce on Envy. Edward panicked and did the only thing he could think of. He summoned his scythe and began to slash away. As he sliced threw one of the familiars, it disappeared into a puff of black smoke. He got the second one and it did the same also. As he neared the third, he slashed but it jumped out of the way and tackled Envy to the ground. It clamped down onto the sins arm, hard.

"Is that suppose to hurt?"

Envy gave off a light laugh as he got up, with the wolf still attached to his arm. He slammed it against the wall. It gave off a yelp and then disappeared. There were several large gashes in his arm where the familiar had bitten down. It wasn't the bit that worried Envy, it was the feeling. It tingled, which meant that the wolf's bit was full of poison.

"Dammit!"

Edward came rushing over to the sin.

"This isn't good."

"Ya think!"

Roy suddenly turned the corned.

"Prince, are you alright?"

"What the hell is your problem? I didn't ask for your help! Now look what your damn dogs did!"

"B-but sir, I just thought-"

"Make yourself useful and get the healer!"

"Y-yes sir!"

Roy ran off in the opposite direction. Envy didn't look so good. He had broken into a sweat and his breathing had become heavy.

"W-what the hell kind of familiar was that?"

"Roy created them. They were specially made to find and kill there pry."

"Oh lucky me."

Envy was being sarcastic again, but this time Edward gave off a little chuckle. This earned him a look from the sin.

"So you can smile."

"Of course I can."

"I thought you were supposed to be a bad-ass demon prince?"

"Don't let the smile fool you, I still am."

"SURE you are."

Edward punched him in the shoulder.

"Oh and you're SO strong too. I know you'll make a great overlord one day."

"Haha, very funny, you're a regular comedian."

Envy gave him a wicked smirk. For some reason Edward felt himself blush. Wait...he was blushing! He couldn't have been blushing, not the bad-ass demon prince! Hopefully Envy hadn't noticed.

'What the hell is wrong with me?'

A minute later Roy came back with the healer. She long blond hair, that was done up in a unique kind of ponytail. But just because she was a healer, didn't mean she was weak. She was Roy's second in command. Riza Hawkeye was here name, and she could take down any solider that challenged her.

"What happened to him?"

"I, uh, funny story-"

"Roy called his stupid mutts on him."

She shot a glare Roy's way, and then looked back at Envy.

"Let me see his arm."

Envy lifted his arm and showed the blood thing to the healer.

"This shouldn't be too hard to heal."

She placed her hands over top of the wounds and began a chant. A light emitted from her hands. As it did so, the wounds started to heal. Once fully healed, Edward socked Roy square in the face.

"Do that kind of shit again and I swear I'll do more then just hit you! Come on Envy."

He took Envy by the hand and started off back to his room. Roy rubbed his cheek and looked at the two figures disappear down the hall.

"Shit, I've never seen him THIS pissed off. He was acting rather protective of that Envy guy."

"Hmmm, maybe he's found himself a friend."

"The Prince and friend are two words I will NEVER get use to hearing."

"Have a little a little faith in him. He needs friend more then ever now."

"Yeah, I know what you mean. The life of an overlord is a lonely one. Not that many people know that."

"Edward."


"Hay Chibi-chan, were you blushing back there?"

Edward froze, Envy had noticed. He kept his cool and cocked and eyebrow at the sin sitting on the windowsill.

"I don't blush. I'm incapable of it."

"You're lying."

"I-I am not!"

"Look you can drop the bad-ass act around me."

"Who the hell says I'm acting?"

"I do."

He hopped down from the window and approached Edward, in a very seductive sort of manner. The blond got a little nervous as Envy crawled into the bed and pinned him down.

"W-what the hell are you doing? Get off!"

"I knew it."

"W-what?"

"You're blush as we speak."

God Edward felt so embarrassed! He had to do something, fast. So he quickly pushed Envy off of him and jumped out of bed. He summoned his scythe and placed it at the sins abdomen.

"If you EVER touch me like that again, I'll slice you in two."

"I'd like to see that. Well it's been fun, but I must be leaving."

Envy flipped backwards and landed on the ground. He opened the window and jumped out. Edward was completely freaked out, because there were pretty height up and there was nothing below them but hard ground. Without thinking he jumped out after him. Little did he know, Envy could fly.

"Holy shit!"

"What the hell Ed!"

Envy turned around just in time to grab Edward before he hit the ground.

"What the hell were you thinking?"

"You...you have wings."

They landed softly on the ground. Envy's wings disappeared into a bunch of feathers.

"H-how'd you do that?"

"What? You mean fly? All higher class demons can fly."

"I can't."

"Have you ever tried?"

Edward shook his head.

"...how sad. Looks like I have to show you."

"W-what? You're going to teach me?"

"I said I was going to SHOW you, not teach you. Now come on, I'm hungry."

He took Edward by the arm and led him back into the palace. The blond really didn't like being handled so rough. He would allow it, but only if he got Envy back for it later.

'You just wait.'


A/N: Another chapter down! So what did you guys think? Review and tell me please! I used the word 'bastard' a lot in this chapter 0.0 Oh well! Envy can fly hehe.