Disclaimer: NYAAA! Now I wish I owned it, but alas I do not.
"You are a pipsqueak so small that eating shrimp would be considered cannibalism!" The man spoke, facing a shocked Edward.
The fullmetal alchemist gave a few uncertain blinks, his jaw still wide open.
"Wow." Alphonse spoke, and leaned over to whisper into the Colonel's ear, "Someone actually said it!"
The Colonel raised an eye brow at the blonde boy, half expecting him to explode and attack the man who insulted him. Ed still stood, mouth left gaping like a fish out of water.
"I was expecting him to blow up on him or something! Not…nothing. He didn't even react to it! Nothing besides shock of course." He finished, and Alphonse nodded gravely.
"I think his ranting gone to his head, and it surprised him that someone actually said it! Must have sent him into shock or something…"
This mysterious man turned and left, as everyone else dispersed, heading to where they had been going. Finally, Al and Roy left, leaving the now sputtering blonde alchemist.
"W-w-what was…? Did someone actually…?"
A/N Bwhahaha! Someone actually said it! Sorry it took so long, I've had no inspiration…