Disclaimer: Nope. Do not own. I wish.
The Lieutenant stepped out into the hallway, and sighed. She tried to be cautious going around corners, always checking for mistletoe at every turn.
Central was stickler for traditions, of any holiday, so unfortunately Christmas was included. They hung up mistletoe, lights, and tinsel of varying colors.
Reds, silvers, whites, greens, even blues were everywhere. Lights and both normal and bead tinsel covered every doorway. It'd been this way since King Bradley had taken over, but even before, it had been similar.
The holidays were normally pleasant enough, except for that dratted mistletoe! Last year she'd accidentally gone under some for a split second (Havoc had 'conveniently' been there too), and she was forced to kiss Havoc. Breda, Falman, and Fury had watched, laughing at her. Roy was in the corner, knowing if he had joined them, he might have been dead.
Havoc had enjoyed it, but he, Brada, Fury, and Falman suffered for months afterward. She immediately shot over his shoulder, and he (as well as the other three) had fled the scene VERY fast. They would have had to face her wrath otherwise.
She was snapped out of her memories, with the Colonel standing at the doorway.
"Yes Sir?" She turned her stern gaze to the raven-haired man, and noted his smirk. "Great!" She thought sarcastically, "This could be bad." She gazed about her and found an unwelcome sight looming above her head. Mistletoe.
"Oh…crap." She thought. She'd forgotten about his trap, clearly meant for females.
"It's our duty to hold up the tradition, so you must kiss me Lieutenant Hawkeye." He spoke, trying to sound stern and failing. Miserably.
"Yes sir," She sighed as he moved closer. He gave her a gentle kiss on the lips and she unknowingly returned it. Mustang turned, and re-entered his office.
She wore a hidden smile, as she herself turned to leave.
She would never admit it to his face, (or anyone else's, mind you) but she had enjoyed the brief kiss.
A/N Someone wanted me to write more royxriza, so I did! Enjoy this lovely christmas one!