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"Fullmetal. I have news for you." Roy mustang said, sounding more serious then her would normally have liked too. Well, this was for a good reason.
"Yes?" The short blonde alchemist glanced up at the dark haired colonel, looking both annoyed and curious. "Yes, what is it then Mustang?" He demanded, mostly because it was taking the man too long to answer.
"I love you Edward," He said, keeping his face straight as he could. Almost emotionless. "W-w-what?" Edward looked shocked. He leaned back on the chair he was sitting, and it tumbled backwards with a loud and large "CRASH" and another "BANG", and a screech of pain from the boy, and a few curses, he got back up.
Picking the chair back up, he stuttered, "You must be lying."
The colonel still managed to keep his face calm and emotionless. Even after Ed's fall. "I am lying, Fullmetal." Ed looked relieved, and he gave a whistle, "Wow. If you really meant that…oh boy…" Roy almost gave him a glare, but kept his cool. The tiny alchemist was falling into his trap.
"What I really meant to say…" The flame alchemist trailed off and his usual, long hidden smirk popped onto his face.
"Was…Fullmetal, your so short that if someone stepped on you because of your shortness, you would get lost in the cracks of their shoe!"
The blonde's face turned bright red, and he began one of his famous tantrums. "WHO THE HELL YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE…" He stopped on the middle of his rant, before turning to view the colonel properly, "You…actually said it all…" With that, the Fullmetal alchemist, hero of the people, fainted.
"Wow. I didn't expect that."
A/N Wow. Its been...so long since I updated this! Oh well. Anyways I re-read my reviews, and I got an idea! This paticluar drabble is forMetalwing Alchemist. And, I did use that phrase! Thanks for the idea! Anyways, I hpe you enjoyed this, and I encourage you to read my other stories.They're mostly humor, since it is theeasiestto write.
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