A/N: I'm so sorry it's taken me so long to post this! But I have a drama/dance performance tomorrow night that's had me really stressed out, I spent this last weekend with my grandma (REALLY stressful - she likes to complain a lot) and my sixteenth birthday is coming up on Saturday. I don't have the next chapter written, so it may take a while.

I suggest you don't drink anything while reading this. It may be hazardous to your health.

Nanny Interview #1:

"So, how much experience do you have working with children?" Sam asked the first candidate for the job.

The older woman smiled, revealing pearly white teeth, "I raised seven children of my own before going on to become a live in nanny for triplets. They are just about to go off to college now."

"What about small children?" Kris asked. "I have quadruplets that need caring for, do you think you're up to the task of chasing after them all day?"

"Oh, heavens, no, dear. I always use the children to my advantage by showing the older children how to take care of their siblings." At least she was honest. Right? Right?

Wrong. Kristie's smile was very noticeably fake, "Thank you for your time. We'll get back to you within the week."

Nanny Interview #2:

"I know I'm young, but I work well with others if you would ever decide to hire more than one nanny." The young man raised his eyebrows in excitement as he prattled on an on (and on and on and on), "And my mother had a set of quads ten years after having me. I practically raised them myself."

Sam sighed as she looked over his résumé again, "But this says you have no job experience. Don't you have any references who could vouch for you?" The president may have recommended the man for the job, but that didn't mean he'd get it.

The black haired youth nodded, "There is old Mrs. Johnson who lived down the street from us when I was growing up…" Kris prodded his mind with her powers and found a wealth of knowledge hidden within. There was knowledge on caring for children and cleaning.

"But can you cook?" Kris interrupted him suddenly.

Justin nodded empathetically, "I learned how to cook when I was eight…" (on and on and on and on).

Kris smiled at Justin patiently before sending her thought to Sam, He's enthusiastic enough. He might work if we found someone else to balance out the eternal sunshine.

Yes. But is he a morning person?

Nanny Interview #13:

Sam sighed inwardly as she plastered a smile on her face. Where had the president found this woman? She was so boring.

"…and next came the two years I spent in France, taking care of a set of twins for a wealthy businessman and his wife," the woman added in her monotone voice. Sam was about to fall asleep listening to her job descriptions.

"Are you a people person?" Kristie asked.

"Yes and no. I don't like the press very much." She leaned forward in her chair, "Cameras scare me, to tell you the truth."

"Thank you for your honesty and your time," Sam nodded her head graciously. "We'll get back to you within the week."

Nanny Interview #15:

After 'Boring Nanny' there was a girl who was about twenty-five with the same outgoing personality as Justin. Kris hated her.

The final interviewee was a middle-aged woman with short-cropped dark brown hair. When Kris saw who it was, she grinned foolishly.

"Barbara," the young woman said as she embraced her old friend. "What are you doing here? I thought you were in Rome."

Barbara shook her head, "I was but, Mr. Williams called me and told me you were looking for a nanny for your children. I hopped a plane right back to the States as quickly as I could." She playfully slapped Kris's arm lightly, "I can't believe you didn't even tell me your were expecting! Who's the lucky guy?"

Kristie smiled, "His name is Jeff O'Connor. But he's with the children at work right now so that I could interview nannies with my favorite aunty in peace." By this time the two were in the living room and Kris pointed to Sam.

Barbara recognized her instantly and put her hand to her mouth in surprise, "Oh! You're Jack's girl aren't you? Sam Carter, right?"

Sam nodded, smiling warmly. "That's right."

"My mother took care of Jack when he was a boy. My family's been working for the O'Neill's since time out of mind."

"When I was a baby Barbara took care of me, Sam." The two shook hands warmly. It looked like nanny #2 had been found.

"Sit down, Barbara. This won't take but a few minutes," Sam said as she reclaimed her hand from the firm grip of the older woman.

"Oh, but of course."

"Do you think you could handle four over-active children a year and a half old?" Kris asked seriously, her friendly demeanor from a few moments before gone.

"If I had a little help, of course," Barbara nodded. She felt something pushing in the back of her mind and glared at Kris, pushing right back. "My dear, I wouldn't do that if I were you. It's not nice to probe."

Kris stopped at looked down at her hands, "Sorry, but its SOP. I won't have anyone around my children who might harm them in any way." Her forest green eyes met Barbara's black orbs. "You of all people should know how easily people can get tricked by others. My children are not going down that path."

Barbara nodded, opening her mind again. "Just try to be a little more subtle this time, Kristina. When I taught you how to do this, I thought you had more tactful skill than that."

Sam watched the exchange closely, wondering yet again whom this woman was. Kris was done with her inspection moments later and nodded to Sam. "When can you start, Barbara?"

"Today would be fine."

Kristie got up, soon to be followed by Sam and the very dark Barbara Thornfield. The two women were the complete opposites of one another: While Sam was pale and blonde, Barbara was black with an equally dark head of hair.

"Come on, let's go to the SGC so you can meet the tots," Kris said with a smile. "And then maybe I'll introduce you to the children."

A/N: It was with Barbara I found the plot! Oh, and I'm still accepting any and all ideas you may have about what could happen in this. Just remember to tell me in a REVIEW!