A/N: I have a question for all of you who are reading this: Do you have a problem with taking thirty seconds to a minute out of your lives after reading this, pressing the purple button at the bottom of the screen and sending me a review? It seems to me that you do.


"Did you want to see the children before you leave, Bra'tac?" Kristie asked kindly after discovering that Camilla would be staying on Earth to start her new position that day. The children had quickly grown fond of the old warrior, enjoying his deep, baritone voice when he told them stories from his younger days.

Bra'tac shook his head, "I greatly would, Kristina, but I must return. As the Free Jaffa Nation's leader, my work is never done. The Ori have sent another Prior to one of our worlds. We're trying to figure out what they want. I also must ask that Teal'c accompany me on this mission."

Jack looked at Teal'c, who nodded his consent to Jack's decision, "Okay. Have fun, T. Don't get killed, captured, or tortured by the bad guys."

"I did not intend to, O'Neill."


Back in the nursery, Kristie introduced Camilla to the children. As soon as Michael saw her, he asked silently to be picked up, trusting her presence. Elijah just looked deep into her eyes, much like his mother had. When the baby found enough to put his small mind at ease, he relocated his blocks to right by Camilla's feet.

The girls, on the other hand, were only mildly impressed with Camilla's arrival. It seemed that they were happy enough with Barbara as their playmate. Kris and Sam shared a look, relaying that both could tell the start of something potentially devastating in those moments and actions.

"Off-World Activation!" came through the loud speaker yet again, followed by the klaxons blaring their warning. Moments later Walter was heard again, "Kristie O'Connor and General O'Neill to the Gate room!"

Kris and Sam shared a look of horror and mystery at the announcement before the young mother looked at Camilla saying, "Keep them safe. If Bra'tac and Teal'c trust you enough to offer you this position – so do I. Don't let me down!"

Camilla nodded wordlessly, accepting her task as Kris flew out the door with Sam on her heels. Barbara glared at the other woman, wordlessly challenging her.

The younger Jaffa raised one of her eyebrows in response while she said, "Do you have a problem with me, Barbara?"

The professional nanny nodded, "You're Jaffa – and my guess is you've never changed a dirty diaper in your life."

Camilla smiled faintly, "I've raised three children with a husband constantly at war, Kristie trusts me, why can't you?"

"Just don't get in my way."


SG-10 came through the 'Gate hot. They were seven hours early.

As soon as Jack saw whom it was and what state they were in, he had Walter page Kris, knowing that she would never forgive him if Jeff was hurt and she wasn't there.

Colonel Mitchell, the new CO of SG-1 appointed just after the quads were born, raced into the 'Gate room right after Jack. Sam and Kristie were just behind them.

"Colonel Lee, what the hell happened?" Mitchell questioned. He was close friends with the men of SG-10 and didn't want to see anything happen to them.

Joseph Lee responded; "P72-9TY7 has gone Ori," right before he collapsed, followed by the three other members of his team.

"Med Team to the 'Gate room! Med Team to the 'Gate room!" the speakers blared again, this time to take care of the ailing team.


It was soon discovered that the reason for the 'passing out spell' of SG-10 was nothing Prior or Ori related but in fact because they were all hit with tranquilizers right before passing through the Stargate.

Kristie glared at her husband when Dr. Fraiser read the report. "You had me really worried, you know that!" She crossed her arms in a pose she found she was using more and more as her children grew older.

Jeff looked down at the sheets of his hospital bed sheepishly, "It's not really my fault, Kristie. I didn't have time to say anything about the jabbing pain in my neck before I passed out."

She leaned forward, a trademark O'Neill glint in her eyes, "You fainted, Jeff – there was no 'passing out'. Big bad SG-10 fainted. Together. Oh, did you want to meet our new nannies?"

Captain Bob Carmichael and Lt. Leo Stepford snickered at Kris's change of topic. Their smirks were soon wiped off their faces when Jeff turned and glared at them in true Irish fashion. "I'd love to meet her. Wait – did you just say 'nannies'? As in 'more than one'? Kris, what did you do?"

Kris looked down at her hands innocently before looking again at her husband and saying, "Well originally I know we were only looking for one, but then this really nice guy named Justin came by and guess what? He cooks and cleans! Then my old nanny, Barbara, showed up and I didn't want to turn her down. She was the one that taught me how to use my telepathy in the first place, with Thor's help of course. And then Sam and I got here and Jack said that the Jaffa wanted one of their own to help take care of the quads – her name is Camilla by the way." She looked down at her hands again after all of that tumbling out with just a few breaths, "So now we have three nannies."

Jeff couldn't help himself – he started laughing his ass off, soon followed by Bob and Leo. That was just too funny! Kris looked near tears, and while three nannies did seem a little excessive to the man, he knew that having the extra help around the house would allow him to spend more time with his wife – alone.

Kris glared at all three of them, "It's not that funny!" Joseph was just sitting on his bed, his face blank. The older man had learned very early on in marriage that if you ever contradicted your wife or openly thought something was funny that she didn't think funny – something bad was bound to happen. "Do you think it's funny, Jo?"

Jo had dummied down his sense of 'funny' through the years and was able to reply with a straight face, "Can Justin cook and clean at the same time?"


A/N: I'm officially on strike until I get fifteen reviews. Over thirty of you have this story on alert - review so I know that I'm not writing this for an audience of five.

Not that I don't like those five, don't get me wrong, I do, they're very nice for actually REVIEWING. But I really do want to know what you all think of this.