Bio #1- Kisame and Itachi- Joining forces

Itachi never seemed to care that Kisame would follow him wherever he went. Sure people say that he has to be with him because they're a team, but is it more than that? It was one fateful day that Itachi and Kisame would join forces in a meeting to group teams of two to go on missions for the Akatsuki. But as quickly as the teams joined they were separated or simply did not care for the whole 'teaming-up' gig. Except for of course Kisame and Itachi. Kisame may have been this 'shark monster' that everyone made him out to be, but Itachi was one of the few people that actually 'understood' Kisame. Itachi was pretty conceited always putting on mascara and curling his eyelashes before he leaves to go to anywhere, Kisame constantly had to pull Itachi from mirrors just to get him to leave.

Kisame loved the fact that Itachi was so good at mental torture, and poked fear (and that was some 'poking' that he was good at) into the hearts of others. They were a perfect 'couple'. On days where the Akatsuki were not on any missions, or weren't intimidating snails they were free to do whatever they liked. Sometimes Kisame and Itachi would take evening strolls, just to get away from all the hustle and bustle of the cave. The trip would usually end up with Kisame scaring some innocent children away, he loved to interrogate. As one of the 'Kiri no Shinobigatana Nanajin shu' he was full of himself and way too proud. These two Akatsuki made some pretty interesting couple.

Chapter 2- Trial of the Scorpion

Sasori had been dead for quite some time now, but the blonde haired question mark aka Deidara managed to use a minor form of Edo Tensei, bringing Sasori's hitokugutsu back to life by summoning Sasori's soul.

Deidara was patching up some of the 'skeletal' spots on the hitokugutsu's body, he hated the fact that such a powerful justu that brings someone back to life could even exists, because it would mean the soul could last forever (he constantly argued over topics of long lasting and short term with Sasori). Deidara used some clay covering over the hitokugutsu for added protection. Deidara used the hand seals of the dog and dragon and pressed his fingers into the body. This would carry out the long process of resurrection. Just then chakra started to burn through the body, the pale color of the hitokugutsu suddenly took on a peach tone. It got up and shook its head "you just couldn't wait for the leader to burn up my precious hitokugutsu eh? So you took them for yourself, how selfish". The hitokugutsu was well and alive speaking to Deidara as if none of them had ever left. Deidara sneered "Polite as usual Sasori-no-Danna" he said sarcastically. Sasori looked around the crappy hut they were in "Nice place you got here shrimp". "I wouldn't act like that Sasori-no-Danna, I have full control over your body, you be rude again and I'll have to cut off my chakra circulation through your body" Deidara said. Sasori grumbled "What exactly did you do?" Deidara gave a proud smile "well, I have to say I did a pretty good minor form of resurrection on your old rag doll's body seeing as that I've been preparing for months of course. Anyway I'm using my own chakra to feed into your lines. You need my power in order to sustain life here."

Sasori began inspecting his new body, especially his fingers. He'd need them to pull the strings of his puppets, which was the most important thing to him right now. "Is it that time already?" Sasori said. Deidara nodded, "yes, prepare for phase 2. You have a limited amount of time on earth, we need your help in order for this to be a successful mission". Sasori pulled out a black coat from the hanger and pulled the hood over his head "well then, let's go" he said impatiently. Deidara nodded, he went toward a nearby drawer and pulled out a couple of dusty yellow slips of paper then turned to Sasori "I haven't told Zetsu about how I would revive you. But I think its better off he doesn't know about this." Sasori shook his head "Zetsu doesn't concern us, he's probably out in a village taking an all you can eat buffet on the people there, just like last time….that made the leader upset you know. By the way…. You think anyone knows I'm back? I mean for all we know there could be someone on the roof spying on us." Deidara walked toward the window "I'm sure they'll know about it sooner or later Sasori-no-Danna, I bet there's a little 'worm' sneaking up on us just outside"

Outside Tobi's stomach lurched at the sound of his name being called, he dashed back into the forest.

After a few more preparations Sasori and Deidara stepped out of hut and bolted out of the area.

Record-Tape 02-?

Ren: testing? Testing?

fizzing noises

stupid tape….get in….. Hold on a sec.

A/N: ….hmm….oh alright

fumbling noises

Ren: testing testing? 1…2…3? Click

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