Author's Notes: Right then, um, let's see, not many people write Scott and Jean going on a date and I figured why the hell not! So this is what happens when the likeliest couple go on a date (FINALLY!) Because really it would be fun to see Scott get all blushy at Jean and Jean get all blushy at Scott. Finally, boy with the permanet stick up his ass can loosen up a bit. Of course, Scott wants the night to be perfect and does his best to make this Jean's most memorable date. Here we go!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own X-Men Evolution...
Today was the day, today Scott Summers was going to ask Jean Grey out on a date. Of course Scott being Scott, had absolutely no idea how to ask a girl out on a date. So he consulted the tablets of dating, The Soap Operas. According to Days of Our Lives, there were only two scenarios that would level up to the severity of the "first date."
Scenario #1
(Jean and Kitty are talking. Suddenly front door bursts open and Scott drives in on a motorcycle wearing leather)
Scott: Jean, babe, you and me, date, Friday night. (sexy smile)
Jean: (dazed, dreamy look) Sure Scott...
Kitty: Like, wow, Jean! You're so lucky! You're going out on a date with Scott Summers! The hottest, dreamiest guy ever!
(Scott oscar-winning smile)
Scott: Catch ya later babes. (drives off)
Jean and Kitty: Whatever you say Scott! (dreamy sigh)
Or...
Scenario #2
(Jean and Kitty are talking. Big, goop monster comes and grabs Jean)
Kitty: Oh My God! Is there, like, anyone who can save Jean?
(Scott appears in rendition of Superman's costume)
Scott: Never fear, Super Scott is here! (puffs out chest)
Jean: HELP! SAVE ME SCOTT! SAVE ME!
(Scott uses imaginary superstrength and defeats monster. Catches Jean in arms)
Jean: (swoons) My hero! How can I ever thank you for saving my life? 1
Scott: How about going out with me Friday night?
Jean: Of course Scott! (big, sloppy kiss)
(Scott carries Jean to his bedroom where...)
"Scott? Scott ah're ya in there?" A Southern voice broke Scott out of his thoughts, followed by several raps on the head.
"Huh? What? Oh. Hi Rogue." Scott shook his head.
"Are ya okay?" The two-toned asked.
"Oh, yeah. I'm fine, why?" Scott asked, pouring orange juice into his cereal. Rogue gave him a look as he salted his hand.
"Umm, no reason..." Rogue trailed off. Scott shrugged and bit his hand.
"YEOWWWWW!" He shrieked. Rogue fell off her chair laughing, tears running down her face. Scott glared at her but this only caused her to laugh harder.
"Hmpph," Scott grunted, leaving the kitchen. Leaving the Southerner to her fit of laughter.
Scott walked into the foyer where Jean and Kitty were about to leave. Scott ran to catch up with her. The audience had taken a poll and decided that Scenario #1 was the best choice.
"Jean! Hey Jean!" Scott called. Jean turned around.
"Yeah Scott?" Jean asked. Scott blushed.
"Well, um, I, you...blabelibokfilooo" Scott said, becoming tongue-tied. Jean and Kitty looked at him confused.
"He's asking if ya want to go out Frahday nahght," Rogue said, translating the gibberish. Jean looked at him.
"Is that true Scott?" She asked. He nodded.
"Sure, I'll go out with you. Wait for me in foyer, at eight?" Jean said. Scott just stared at her. Rogue rolled her eyes and 'thwaped' him upside the head.
"Uh, yeah, sure. Okay, uh..." Scott said. Jean smiled.
"Great! See you later!" Jean said following Kitty out the door.
"Yeah...later..." Scott said with a dopey smile on his face. Rogue rolled her eyes.
"Y'know Cyke. Jean's gone." Rogue informed him.
"Huh? What?" Scott snapped out of his reverie.
"Nevahmahnd," Rogue rolled her eyes and began to walk away.
"Umm, Rogue? Thanks for all your help." Scott thanked her. Rogue smiled.
"Yah're welcome Scott." She replied.
"But how did you know,what I was trying to say?" Scott asked.
"Ya were acting more googoo-eyed about Jean than usual.Ah alsocaught ya watching Days of Our Lives," Rogue laughed. Scott blushed and quickly scampered out of the room. Rogue rolled her eyes and pulled the taped up Queen of Hearts out of her pocket. Tears threatened to spill forth but she sucked them back and ran upstairs to her room.
FRIDAY NIGHT
Scott's Room
Scott was all ready for his date with Jean. He had reserved the table at the classiest restaurant, Le Nuit Etoile and had rented the classiest (and most expensive) tuxedo at the store. He was all ready for this night. It would be perfect. Whistling a happy tune, Scott went downstairs to wait for the girl of his dreams. 2
Jean's Room
Kitty walked into Jean's room and sat down on her bed. Jean was posing in front of her mirror, wearing a khaki skirt and a t-shirt.
"Umm, Jean?" Kitty asked.
"Mmm?" Jean said, picking off some lint from her blouse.
"You aren't, like, planning to wear that out on your date with Scott, are you?" Kitty asked, nervously.
"Yeah, why not?" Jean asked, looking at the younger girl.
"Cause Scott's all dressed up in a, like, tuxedo. I think he's planning to take you somewhere special." Kitty informed her.
"Please tell me you're joking?" Jean pleaded. Kitty shook her head.
"Ugh, what am I gonna do? I don't have anything really fancy!" Jean collapsed on her bed.
"I'll help you! We'll figure out a brand new outfit!" Kitty said, brightly. She ran over to Jean's closet and began to pull things out.
"Uh, Kitty!" Jean yelled, when a pile of shirts landed oh her head.
"Oops, like, sorry" Kitty blushed. The closet was almost empty and they had yet to find a dress for Jean.
"AHA!" Kitty cried trimphant. She emerged from the closet a little black dress in her hands.
"I can't believe I forgot about this! Thanks Kitty!" Jean gushed, hugging the petite brunette and running into the bathroom to change.
Kitty smiled, content and left the room.
Foyer
Jean glided down the stairs wearing a gorgeous black dress with matching opal necklace and earrings. She was holding a clutch. Scott's mouth dropped open in shock. She looked gorgeous.
"Ready to go Scott?" Jean asked, smiling.
"Yeah," Scott mumbled, holding out his arm for her to take it. Jean complied and they left the mansion
Restaurant
Jean and Scott were seated at a table.
"Bonjour. Bienvenue and welcome to Le Nuit Etoile. My name is Jacques and I will be your waiter tonight. What would you like to order?" A waiter came to their table and asked them. Scott and Jean quickly looked down at their menus, however everything was in French and they couldn't tell what was what.
"Can we have some of this," Scott said, pointing at the menu. The waiter upturned his nose.
"Mais oui and what would you like to drink?" The waiter asked, snobbily.
"Two cokes." Scott said.
"We do not serve ze cola here. Only wine." The waiter said in disgust. Scott looked down, embarassed.
"Well, we're not big drinkers." Scott tried to explain. The waiter sniffed again, in disgust.
"Two waters den." The waiter said, taking their menus and walking away.
Scott and Jean sat their in silence. Jean looked around the restaurant while Scott fiddled with his many forks.
"Scott?" Jean asked, breaking the silence.
"Yeah?"
"Don't take this the wrong way but, I hate this restaurant." Jean said.
"Bu-"
"No. let me finish. All this fancy stuff is nice for some people but it's just not me."
"Jea-"
"And I really hate to say this. I know you planned this big night but I'm really just happy catching a movie and catching a burger."
"Jean!" Scott yelled, all the people in the restaurant looked at him. He blushed.
"What is it Scott?" Jean asked, blushing in embarassment.
"I couldn't agree with you more. I only went all out because I wanted to impress you." Scott said. Jean let out a breath.
"You wanna get out of here?" Scott asked. Jean smiled.
"That's the best idea you've had all day." Scott threw a few dollars on the table and linked his arm through Jean's. They left the restaurant.
From there, they went to grab a burger and then went to go see the new action movie. They got odd looks in both places because of their wardrobe. But Scott and Jean were oblivious to anything besides each other. Finally it came the end of the date, Scott and Jean stood on the mansion's doorstep.
"Well goo-" Scott started to say. Jean captured Scott's lips in hers. A long, slow kiss enfolded leaving both participants breathless.
"Thanks for a great time Scott." Jean said, going into the mansion. Kurt 'bamfed' in front of Scott.
"Scott, how vas your date, man?" Kurt asked.
"It was perfect.."
That's it! Hope ya liked it! Please review and again, no flames! Bye y'all!
1 Jean: Mah hero! (in Southern accent)
(Rogue comes in, angry)
Rogue: Hey! Ah'm the only one here with Ah Southern accent! (jumps on Jean and starts attacking her)
I have nothing against Jean but I thought this was funny. The only that irked me was when Rogue absorbs Jean in Power Surge. Rogue absorbs Jean and Scott runs over to Rogue cause Jean is talking through Rogue's body. When Jean falls unconcious, he runs over to her and leaves Rogue (Jean isn't talking through Rogue anymore) (That BASTARD!)
2 "Whistling a happy tune, Scott went downstairs to wait for the girl of his dreams"
(chibi avalonusagi pops into the picture)
AvalonUsagi: Unfortunately he gets stuck with JEAN!