Chapter 4 (Planning Again)

I've really got to get more on top of this planning thing…. Once again I am at a lose for a good plan… A plan not to choose between Harry and Ron. Since Harry has made it clear that he likes Ginny… But a new and better plan, a plan to get Ron to admit he likes me. If he does like me… AH! This is still confusing. OF CORSE HE LIKES ME! I'm his best friend for Merlin's sake! Maybe I should just give up and become a spinster. It sure would be a lot less confusing…

Maybe I'll ask him for help on my homework… (Which I STILL haven't done.) Of course he probably got all the wrong answers… Oh well I'll just look up the real answers afterward. Sounds like a plan to me!

Well I think Ron is officially shocked. When I asked him for help on my homework, I swear his mouth dropped all the way to the floor. Which, let me tell you, is NOT attractive, think Fish. Then he mumbled a whole bunch, and I couldn't understand any of it, after 5 minutes if us standing there staring at each other, I grabbed my books mumbled, "Never mind." And dashed out of the common room, making my way to the library. I heard footsteps behind me; I whipped around, and guess who stood there? Rightio. Our Favorite (not) blond haired Ferret: Malfoy. And do you know what he said!

"Need help Granger?"

"Er… no, not from you."

"Why not?"

"Because you are an evil self centered git who has-"

"Shh", he shook his head, "Us evil self centered gits have feelings you know, Muddie."

I raised an eyebrow, "Did you just call me Muddie?"

"Mudblood, muddie, get it?"

I rolled my eyes, "Yeah I got it."

"Good… So need help?"

"NO! Why are you trying to help me!"

He shrugged, " I don't know, you look confused, more confused than usual."

"Thanks, not. Is it possible for you to say a sentence WITHOUT an insult?"

"Course it is Muddie, but what fun would that be?"

Oh it's on now, "Blondie."

He raised an eyebrow, "That best you can do? I've been called worse…"

"Man whore", I gasped, I hadn't meant to say that.

His eyes glittered, "Look you hurt my feelings!" He laughed and walked off.

I'm supposed to be the smartest girl in my year, and I still can't figure it out. Something major is happening with Malfoy, and frankly I haven't got a clue. Speaking of clues: Ron is so clueless! He thinks I was joking about asking him for homework help, and he told me that it's not nice to make fun of people's lack of intelligence or something like that… I'm going to need another plan….