SSBM GAME SHOWS!

Part 2! WEAKEST LINK!

Disclaimer: ok, ok, look I don't own that pizza… BUT I STILL WILL EAT IT!

Reviews: YAY! REVIEWS!

Hmm where to start… how about the beginning…

SOME ANIME FREAK: ok then… don't worry I reincarnate my dead dudes so we don't end up running out of material… actually I should just tell everyone that… AND CRACK IS BAD!… I would prefer the term COKE!

Tikitikivoodoohickey: STD! BJ! Ok that's enough for now… AND THE VILLAIN IN DONKEY KONG WAS MARIO!

Some Pilot I don't care about: now, now, now… wait in line! Survivor is on my list… but it shall not be next… be patient my non-son… we shall conquer something together.

A FAKE PRINCESS!: YAY! We all love teen girl squad! Because they end up dieing in freaky ways… now if they would update that as fast as I update!… well the world isn't perfect… that's why there's Wallgreens… oh and back flips pwn so you can just SHUT UP!

Some other freak reviewed me but I cant SEE IT! Well I will see it soon… I hope it's a flam… those are always… interesting

GOLD STARS:

You all start with 5...

Anime freak looses 2 cause Anime freaks always get on my nerves (then why do you join the stupid anime clubs at school you moron!)… then again anti-Anime freaks annoy me (you are an anti-Anime freak!) so you can only loose 1...

Tikitikirevenge will lose 2 cause he thinks he is better than everyone… and he didn't throw in enough acronyms at me…

vicviper-pilot-S213 can gain 1 cause you are crazed about blood and gore!

The Princess of Daisies will gain 2 cause she likes teen girl squad… YAY!

Gee… I really didn't know the peeps of fanfiction liked parodies SO MUCH!… well actually I did… actually I LOVE parodies… some peeps seem to get offended when you parody something they like… I parody stuff I like all the time! Well then again I slap myself all the time too…

REEL BIG FISH! (that is my code name for STICK A LINE HERE!)

"WELCOME TO THE WEAKEST LINK! I'M CRAZY HAND! I'M CRAZY! THAT MAKES ME FUNNEY! THAT MEANS I MAKE YOU LAUGH! DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE LAUGHING! LAUGH! AH AREN'T I FUNNEY! YES I AM! BUT SCREW THAT LETS WATCH THE SHOW! OH WAIT I'M THE HOST! HAHA! LAUGH! I'M CREUL WHICH YOU WILL SEE IN A SECOND! AND THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH!"

Everyone just looked at Crazy Hand wide eyed… then the music played and lasers flew everywhere… it singed Marth's hair but everyone was okay… wait… no Marth was not okay as he screamed and exploded.

"LETS MEET OUT 6... 5 CONTESTANTS!" Crazy Hand yelled and Link stood up first.

"Link works as a 'the hero of time'… his hobbies are Zelda… Zelda… and Zelda… he is haunted by his younger self…" Master Hands voice came through some weird speaker and everyone in the audience didn't care… then cared when they were glued together… just because I feel like they should be.

Then Y. Link stood up.

"Y. Link works as a 'stalker' his hobbies are Link… Link… Link… Link… and Link… he enjoys short walks to the refrigerator and Link-watching" Master Hand said… which we all know by now so I will shut up.

Then Zelda stood up.

"Zelda works as a 'whiney little bitch' her hobbies are crying… transformation… and getting stolen… she wants knowledge too much and usually kills professors for their secrets"

Then Gannondorf stood up.

"Gannondorf works as a 'villain/kidnapper' his hobbies are Zelda… Link… Zelda… and Link… he has failed capturing Zelda many times"

Then Samus stood up.

"Samus works as a 'Bounty Hunter' her hobbies are loosing stuff… finding stuff… and jumping… she doesn't have a clue what she is doing here"

"I WOULD TELL YOU THE RULES BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW! NOT TO MENTION I'M LAZY/CRAZY SO I DON'T WANNA SAY!… LETS START ROUND ONE!"

Flashy lights flew around and then Crazy Hand spoke up again.

"GANNONDORF! YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK!"

"HEY! I RESENT BEING CALLED 'LINK'! YOU MEANIE!" Gannondorf yelled and gets thrown away.

Gannondorf appeared in a room… it looked like a padded cell.

"I hope Zelda gets voted off… then we will be all alone together!" He yells with his fist in the air… but then the room started closing around him… he screamed and was then crushed.

"LETS START ROUND 3!" Crazy hand yells. "OH AND Y. LINK! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GAY ELF!"

"I'M NOT AN ELF!" Y. Link screamed but suddenly the morons in the crowd jumped out.

"YOU ARE A GAY ELF! THAT'S WHY YOU WEAR A DRESS AND HAVE POINTY EARS!"

"Umm… I wear a TUNIC! And I am HYLIAN!" Y. Link yelled to the crowd.

"HAHA! IM FUNNEY! I STARTED AN ARGUMENT! LETS SEE WHO IS THE WEAKEST LINK!"

Flashy lights flew everywhere and then serious music began.

"Y. Link! Where did Link grow up as a child?" Crazy Hand asked.

"Umm the Lost Woods?" Y. Link said.

"CORRECT! Link! If ab and bc… what would the square root of the radius of a circle 82 feet in diameter be… in centimeters…?"

Link had an extremely confused look on his face… then just threw a wild answer out…

"756!" He screamed.

"WRONG! Zelda! What is the name of the prequel to SSBM?"

"SSB?" Zelda said confused.

"CORRECT! Samus! How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

Samus looked it up on her HUD and got 27.

"27!" she screamed.

"CORRECT! Y. Link!"

"BANK!" Y. Link screamed.

"CORRECT! Link!"

"BANK!" Link yelled.

"OK FINE! Link! What is the area of a 13 sided figure when 7 are 8 feet… 5 are 3 feet… and one is pi?"

"314!" Link screamed desperate.

"WRONG! Zelda!"

"BANK!" she yelled.

"YOU CANT! Zelda! Why can't you bank?"

"CAUSE YOU ARE A MEANIE!"

"CORRECT! Samus! Who is I?"

"I" Samus said.

"Correct… OH AND WE ARE OUT OF TIME!" Crazy hand screamed and lasers flew around with stupid music.

"VOTE YA HOES!"

"This games Weakest link was Link… guessing none correct… the strongest link was Samus… getting an actual hard question right" Master Hand said as everyone could hear him.

"OH CRAP! IS THIS THING ON! Oh whatever…" Master Hand said.

"HEY! I GOY HARD QUESTIONS!" Link yelled up at the air.

"SHUT UP! OK! NOW LETS COUNT VOTES! GO!"

Y. Link's turned up Samus.

Link's turned up Y. Link.

Zelda's turned up Samus.

Samus's turned up Y. Link.

"OH THIS IS GOOD! IT'S A TIE! OH!" Crazy Hand screamed flopping all over the floor. "OK! Now why Samus, Y. Link?"

"BECAUSE SHE ISNT PART OF OUR GAME!" Y. Link screamed.

"WOW! Why Y. Link, Link?"

"BECAUSE THAT PRICK STALKS ME!"

"WOW! Why Samus, Zelda?"

"Because I think Link is sexy"

"WOW! Why Y. Link, Samus?"

"Because he creeps me out…"

"WELL THAT'S COOL! HAHAHA COOL IS COOL! HAHAHA OH YOU MUST LAUGH! OK THEN SAMUS IN HER ALL TOMBOY FURRY MUST CHOOSE WHO NEEDS TO LEAVE! BECAUSE SHE WAS THE ACTUAL WEAKEST LINK!"

"Oh wow… I have to say Y. Link" Samus said and Y. Link was flung off.

"AND SINCE HE IS LINKS YOUNGER SELF! LINK MUST GO TOO!"

Then Link was launched away.

They both appeared in a padded room.

"I WANT SAMUS TO GO! THEN ZELDA WILL WIN AND FEEL HAPPY AND 'LIKE' ME!" Link yelled.

"WELL I WANT ZELDA TO LOOSE! THAT WAY WE CAN BE ALL ALONE WITH HER!" Y. Link yelled.

But as they argued the room crushed them.

"WOW! WELL NOW ITS TIME FOR THE LAST WHATEVER WE DO! SO LETS START!"

Lasers flashed around everywhere when Samus got hit by one… her suit malfunctioned and she exploded.

"WOW! ZELDA IS! THE WEAKEST LINK!" Crazy Hand yelled and shook her hand… but that just injured Zelda badly… then she died of blood loss.

"Hmm… I always wondered why she was so pale…" Crazy Hand said and then killed the audience and laughed crazily.

YAY!

That's a long one… but I like it…

But if I didn't like my own work I'd be even weirder and more un-normal than I already am…

But oh well…

Blah, blah, blah, I hate that…

Next just so you know… is Fear Factor… YAY!

Survivor is down on the list… so basically if this lasts long enough I will do that.

SO R&GAC… Read and Give a Crud!