SSBM GAME SHOWS!
Part 3! Fear Factor!
Disclaimer: hmm I don't own Fear Factor… I don't own… AYNTHING! Well seriously I don't even own some of these jokes… oh well
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Lets see… why do I care… oh well…
SOME ANIME FREAK: Oh dear… PLEASE DON'T SMASH THE SMASHERS! Oh well… see what I care… and if you wanna smash anyone smash my dad… he might stop me from getting updates fast… but we are yet to see if he does…
Eternal Smasher: I promise I will F#$ it up pretty good… when I get to it… its on the list though so no worries
A FAKE PRINCESS!: YAY! Ok then you seem to be a bit crazed about wannabies and posers… oh well lets see here… THANKS! Crazy Hand is always the craziest I can make him… which means he is just like me in school… making all the idiots who dance around saying weird is cool get away from me because I'm too weird… YAY!
PKMN7HAKU123: I swear you have the hardest name to remember… ARG! Oh well who's line is on the list and its CLOSE! 2 updates away… not counting this one… oh well YAY!
GOLD STARS:
You all start with 5...
Anime freak gains 2 cause she likes GORILLAZ! YAY!
Princess BLEH gets 2 cause she likes N64... YAY!
Smasher dude can have 3 cause CELEBRITY INTERVIEWS PWNS YOU ALL!
PKEN2DJFK123 can have 1 cause I'm feeling nice today… and who's line is awesome…
Hmm… the sad fact is that I am tired… and mad… and ARG! I will write a book when I grow up… I will dedicate it to the pricks of my neighborhood… DEATH TO YOU ALL!
REEL BIG FISH! (listen to them… NOW!)
"WELCOME TO FEAR FACTOR!" Master Hand yelled waiving to all 6 contestants… "I WOULD TELL YOU WHAT WE ARE DOING TODAY BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT! SO LETS INTRODUCE THE CONTESTANTS!"
The camera went to Marth who was busy picking his nose… then he noticed all eyes were on him and screamed and ran off…
"I always believed that girls were girls… and yea… I think that thinking has certain things to think about… I hope I win the $100,000 prize… then I can make myself look even more pretty… people say im more mature than Roy… so I like to rub it in his face… he always tells me to get a life outside of hair but… WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE OUT OF TI…" Marth was in front of a camera introducing himself.
The camera went to Roy next who had on a fake grin and was overly optimistic.
"Is this on? Ok… SHUT UP MARTH! Oh alright I think that girls like me… but I prefer to do and not think… so instead of thinking about people I do them! Well… ok so I have AIDS… full blown AIDS… but I usually don't tell anyone… THIS IS GOING ON THE AIR! Oh well thanks a lot for ruining my chances for tonight… I don't know how to be romantic so I usually just whip my sword out and rape the chick… is that wrong? Is this M rated? No? well it should be… I…"
Popo was next and he just waived.
"What do you mean where's Nana? Do you really think she follows me ANYWHERE! She got scared cause she thought we'd die… what a moron! Oh well I can do things for myself! I DON'T NEED HER! Oh crap I forgot what I was gonna say… oh um… well… I like snow… that's why we moved to the mountains… all our friends are dead though… apparently its not healthy to stick people into trunks…"
Mario came on next.
"I am REALLY sick of saving that Peach… SERIOUSLY! Why cant she just stop walking into Bowser… I wasn't supposed to tell anyone but… she actually makes Bowser capture her… just to make me prove how devoted I am to her… WHAT IS HER PROBLEM! I hope I win this $100,000 so I can hire a new princess to want me as her hero… if you know what I mean… you don't… let me explain this to you…"
Luigi came on and he was looking at the ground nervously
"Well… I am SO sick of Mario getting all the attention… I mean… I do stuff too… I like… killed a goomba that came too close to Peach once… AND SHE THOUGHT IT WAS NOTHING! Man… Mario saves her from Bowser with thousands of minions and she thinks THAT'S something… MAN! Oh well some day she will appreciate me for being nicer than MARIO! I mean his family only adopted me… and he only looks out for me…"
The last person to come on was Bowser.
"Man… I really wish Peach would back off… I never asked for this when I signed up to be the villain… MARIO FRIGGEN THROWS ME BY THE TAIL! Oh man I get so sick of that… I sit there in my castle having a party and Peach will run up to me and tell me that she needs some capturing… COME BY WHEN I'M NOT BUSY LADY! Crud she gets captured like 7 times a month…"
"OK THEN NOW THAT WE KNOW THE CONTESTANTS LETS SEE THE FIRST TEST! YOU MUST CROSS THE BRIDGE! THIS IS A BRIDGE MADE OUT OF YOGURT! IT IS 100 FEET ACROSS AND ONE INCH WIDE! THE FALL IS 9,000 FEET! WE HAVE AMBULANCES STANDING BY JUST IN CASE! YOU WILL ALSO BE ATTACHED TO A YOGURT BUNGEE CORD 10,000 FEET LONG! OK THEN WE TOOK NAMES OUT OF A HAT! AND FIRST UP IS BOWSER!"
Bowser stared at the bridge then up at his bungee cord… then stared at Master Hand.
"DUDE THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!" Bowser yelled.
"SHUT UP AND GO!" Master Hand yelled and pushed Bowser onto the bridge which just broke due to its being made from yogurt… then his bungee cord snapped before it was even done unwrapping… so Bowser hid in his shell… he landed on the spiked side and all the spikes were pushed up into the part Bowser was in… screams were heard and blood poured out of the holes.
"Oh… this is physically impossible… OH WELL WE STILL HAVE ONE MORE CONTESTANT TO GO AND THAT'S LUIGI!"
Luigi looked around scared and then threw his fist in the air… now that he didn't have a fist he screamed in pain and fell over… then he got up and screamed.
"I WILL PROVE I AM BETTER THAN MARIO!" Luigi then long jumped and almost made it to the other side… but didn't and fell to his doom.
"AND NOW THERE ARE 4 CONTESTANTS LEFT! LETS SEE WHO GETS ELIMINATED NEXT!"
They were now at a cliff… actually it was only 10 feet but oh well…
"YOU HAVE TO DO AS MANY BACK FLIPS AS YOU CAN OFF THE CLIFF! MARIO GOES FIRST!"
Mario went to the cliff and did 10 back flips perfectly and laughed…
"NEXT IS MARTH!"
Marth did a back flip but then cracked his head into the corner and fell over unconscious… but living.
"ONE BACK FLIP! HIS ONLY HOPE IS THAT SOMEONE DIES!… NEXT IS POPO!"
Popo tried to do a back flip but couldn't because Nana wasn't there to help him… in fact he couldn't even jump… after a while he just fell over and cracked his neck.
"OH WELL I GUESS THAT MEANS THE THREE THAT WILL MAKE IT TO THE FINALS ARE MARTH! ROY! AND MARIO!" Master Hand screamed.
They went to a pool with a cage.
"THE PERSON WHO GETS OUT OF THE CAGE FASTEST WINS!… MARTH GOES FIRST!"
Marth was put into the cage… but he was unconscious and just floated in the cage for an hour… they decided to bring the cage up.
"WELL MARTH IS DISQUALIFIED DUE TO DEATH! NEXT IS ROY!"
Roy got into the cage… and then poked Marth with his sword… lighting him on fire… Roy screamed as the fire was too hot and melted…
"OH DEAR! ROY IS DEAD! THAT MEANS THE WINNER IS MARIO! BUT HE NEEDS TO AT LEAST GO INTO THE CAGE TO GET THE $100,000"
Mario got into the cage and it was lowered… Mario then opened the gate and swam out… but then a shark ripped him to shreds.
"OH WELL! I GUESS I GET TO KEEP THE $100,000 THEN! AND I GUESS FEAR IS A FACTOR!" Master Hand yelled and the screen faded away.
YAY!
Ok that was a long one… my longest chapter for a long time… YAY!
Well that's ok… or it isn't…
Ok well lets see… there is nothing to talk about…
JET FORCE GEMINI PWNS!
Well lets see… graphics pwnd for the time it was made… and its gory… and game play pwns… I swear they need to make a sequel… so what even if it comes out for Xbox 360... I would buy an Xbox 360 just so I could play Jet Force Gemini 2… oh well…
R&GRD Read and Get-R-Done… YAY!