SSBM GAME SHOWS!
Part 4! MXC!
Disclaimer: I wish I owned MXC but I don't… oh well… I SHALL OWN ALL VIDEO GAMES SOME DAY! MWAHAHAHA!
Reviews: PEOPLE CARE ABOUT ME!
Lets see… why do I care… oh well…
SOME ANIME FREAK: Oh dear… PLEASE DON'T SMASH THE SMASHERS! Oh well… see what I care… and if you wanna smash anyone smash my dad… he stops my updating power… WAH!
Eternal Smasher: I promise I will F#$ it up pretty good… when I get to it… its on the list though so no worries… have a peanut…
A FAKE PRINCESS!: YAY! Ok then you seem to be a bit crazed about wannabies and posers… oh well lets see here… THANKS! Crazy Hand is always the craziest I can make him… which means he is just like me in school… making all the idiots who dance around saying weird is cool get away from me because I'm too weird… YAY!
PKMN7HAKU123: I swear you have the hardest name to remember… ARG! Oh well who's line is on the list and its CLOSE! 2 updates away… not counting this one… oh well YAY!
other random stuff: ... hi...I said that no one stays dead... I would run out of peeps to make fun of if i did that...
GOLD STARS:
You all start with 5...
Anime freak gains 2 cause she likes GORILLAZ! YAY!
Princess BLEH gets 2 cause she likes N64... YAY!
Smasher dude can have 3 cause CELEBRITY INTERVIEWS PWNS YOU ALL!
PKEN2DJFK123 can have 1 cause I'm feeling nice today… and who's line is awesome…
Hmm… the sad fact is that I am tired… and mad… and ARG! I will write a book when I grow up… I will dedicate it to the pricks of my neighborhood… DEATH TO YOU ALL!
REEL BIG FISH! (listen to them… NOW!)
Oh and dude this will be a bit different than most… cause I FEEL LIKE IT!… and MXC is different than most…
Tons of random wire frames with some of the Smashers started running down a hill screaming.
The SSBM Narrator (whoever that is) comes on "WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE RUNNING FROM! THEIR NOT! THEIR RUNNING TO THE MOST EXTREME ELEM…" a coughing and wheezing noise is heard and we hear from this man no more.
"HI LOOK AT ME IM FUNNEY! LAUGH! I LAKE GIRLS! LOOK WE HAVE SOME GIRLS ON TODAYS EPISODE!" Crazy Hand yells sitting with Master hand and a group of wire frame girls are behind them giggling.
"OH! CRAZY! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! TODAY IT WILL BE THE BATTLE OF HUMANS VERSUS NON-HUMANS! THE ANNOUNCER WOULD HAVE TOLD US THAT BUT GOT A PICHU STUCK IN HIS CYRVAX! AND NOW LETS GO TO THE CAPTAIN!" Master Hand yelled and Giga-Bowser was in front of the Smashers… most of them anyway… and a random crowd of wire frames…
"How many of you think that non-humans and humans should be allowed to marry… show of hands NOW!"
Everyone except Fox and Yoshi raised their hands.
"Well you're WRONG! Mixing the two can lead to deformed children… and even shriveling… I see you two raised your hands excitedly… what do you say?"
He pointed to Kirby and Luigi… who were hugging.
"You're wrong! As long as there is love we will be ok!" Luigi said and Giga-Bowser stared at them creped out… then launched his flame breath and killed them.
"OK NOW WHAT DO YOU SAY" he yelled and pointed at Fox.
"That stuffs just nasty! Humans are nasty!" Fox yelled.
"Cant argue with that… LETS GO!" Giga-Bowser yelled and pointed forward… everyone charged forward when some of the wire frames tripped and were crushed under everyone.
"OH OH WHERES GUY… I LIKE TO CALL HIM GAY OF COURSE CAUSE IM FUNNEY!" Crazy hand yelled.
"AH YES CRAZY WE LIKE GUY BUT HE COULDN'T COME TODAY ON ACCOUNT HE WAS FINNALY KILLED BY THAT WOMENS RIGHTS GROUP THAT HAD BEEN HUNTING HIM!"
"WOW! YOU THINK I CAN GET THERE NUMBER… MAYBE GET THEM TO 'HUNT' ME IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING!"
"CRAZY!…"
It goes to the first challenge… a river with lots of rocks in it.
"OUR FIRST CONTESTANT IS FROM MUSHROOM KINGDOM!" Master Hand said as Peach ran up, "SHE CLAIMS TO BE THE PRINCESS!"
"YEA! THAT'S WHAT SHROOMS CAN DO TO YA!" Crazy Hand said.
"I FORGOT WHERE I LIVE!" Peach yelled into the camera and started jumping… but she missed the first rock and just ran into the water.
"OH! AND THAT'S GONNA HURT!… BECAUSE TODAYS MYSTERY FLUID IS ACID FROM THE NON-HUMAN SEX SLAVERY CAMP IN TIBET!"
"THAT'S RIGHT CRAZY! AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS MELTED!"
All that's left is a crown floating in the acid…
"STARTING IT OFF FOR THE NON-HUMANS IS MEWTWO! A KIND BUT EVIL DRUG DEALER!" Master Hand said.
"Buy my 'Pichu'" Mewtwo said and floated across the water to the other side.
"OH AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A CHEATER!" Crazy Hand yelled, "SEND IN THE REFEREE!"
Suddenly Giga-Bowser ran up and pushed Mewtwo into the water causing him to melt in extreme agony.
"NEXT UP WE HAVE MARTH! A PROFESSIONAL LIAR!" Master Hand said.
"IM NOT GAY!" Marth yelled and started running along the stones.
He landed on the first one. Jumped to the right and then to the left… then he slipped when he got to the fourth one and folded up onto the rock. Shriveling around it he formed a skin on the rock.
"OH AND THAT'S OUR MXC IMPACT REPLAY!" Master Hand yelled.
As they go through the replay Crazy stops it and circles the butt.
"I CAN SEE HER UNDERWEAR!" He yelled.
"CRAZY! THAT'S A GUY!"
"IM SCARRED FOR LIFE!"
They went back to the field where Jigglypuff was waiting… she winked at the camera.
"AND THIS IS JIGGLYPUFF!… A PROFESSIONAL SINGER AT HIGGENSTEIN!" Master Hand said.
"HEY MY MOM WORKS THERE!" Crazy Hand said.
"CRAZY! THAT'S A WHORE HOUSE!" Master Hand yelled.
"YEA I KNOW! AND IM FUNNEY! DON'T YOU ALL LAUGH WHEN YOU HEAR ME AND MY VOICE!"
So then Jigglypuff took off and floated above the rocks and touched the very last one then jumped for the bank on the opposite end… but ended up coming short and popped on impact with the water.
"HOW SAD… AND I GUESS HIGGENSTEIN WILL GO WITHOUT A SINGER NOW!" Master Hand said.
"OH I WANT TO DO THE NEXT ONE!" Crazy Hand yelled.
"CRAZY! I DON'T THINK YOU ARE READY FOR THE RESPONSIBILITY!"
"OH COMMON! IM FUNNEY! FUNNEY! OH! YAY!"
"OH FINE HERE!"
Mario ran up. "HERE WE GO!"
"WOW! HE'S FROM THE SHROOM KINGDOM TOO!"
Mario jumped and jumped and due to tons of experience with this stuff he landed on the other side.
"OH THAT'S ONE POINT FOR THE HUMANS!" Crazy Hand yelled, "NOW LISTEN TO MY FUNNEYNESS OH!"
"OK CRAZY! AND LAST FOR THE NON-HUMANS IS THE LOVIBLE ADORABLE PICHU!" Master Hand yelled.
Hundreds of Pichus ran to shore.
"HEY WHATS THIS?" Master Hand asked in confusion.
"OH! Well you see there are tons more Non-Humans than humans… so I invited all the Pichus to try instead of just one!" Crazy Hand explained.
"ARG! WHATEVER!"
All the Pichus started running and jumping and the pile of dead Pichus got bigger and bigger until only one was left… he jumped forward but hit into the large pile of Pichus that was shrinking as the acid traveled up… Pichu made a mad dash forward but never made it and was killed.
"AND THAT'S THE END OF SINKERS AND FLOATERS!" Crazy Hand yelled.
"CRAZY! YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF AN ENTIRE RACE!" Master Hand screamed pissed off. "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH WE'RE GONNA LOSE IN THE LAWSUIT!"
"DON'T WORRY THERE ISNT ANYONE LEFT TO SUE US!" Crazy Hand said and Master Hand was left to ponder this.
So because we are cheap we went to the last one next… BRASS BALLS!
"WELL THE HUMANS ARE 1 AND THE NON-HUMANS ARE 0 LETS SEE JUST WHO WINS IT HERE AT THE BRASS BALLS!" Master Hand yelled dramatically. "THE POINT OF THE GAME IS TO MAKE IT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BRIDGE WITHOUT FALLING OR LOSING YOUR BRASS BALL!"
Link walked up first and waived his sword in the air… then walked across the bridge. A brass ball was shot to him by Giga-Bowser… the Ball went too fast and knocked Link's head off.
"Oh crud wrong setting" Giga-Bowser muttered.
"OH THAT'S MXC'S IMPACT REPLAY!" Master Hand yelled.
"WOW THE HEAD WENT CLEAR OFF!" Crazy Hand said amazed.
Then Mr. G&W ran up and beeped over and over.
"THIS IS MR. G&W! HE LOST HIS VOICE BOX IN A TRAGIC CHINESE MINING ACCEDENT!" Master Hand said.
"YEA! HE SUED AND MADE PENNEYS!"
Mr. G&W walked across the Bridge but then fell through a crack and sliced through the safety net.
"LOOKS LIKE HE… UM… HE DIED!" Crazy Hand Yelled. "AND I AM STILL CRAZY! OH HAHA! LAUGH AT ME ALREADY! WOOT!"
Then the Hands got bored and just decided to end it.
"THE HUMANS WIN!" Master Hand exclaimed.
"YEA! I THINK I SHOULD APPLY FOR HUMANSHIP!" Crazy Hand yelled.
"I WOULD REPLY TO THAT BUT IM DRUNK…"
"AND I WOULD SHOW THE MOST PAINFUL ELIMINATIONS OF THE DAY… BUT IM TRYING TO GET LAID TONIGHT!" Crazy Hand yelled.
And I like saying Crazy Hand yelled.
"WHAT DO WE ALWAYS SAY!" Master Hand yelled.
Everyone looked around confused.
"OH WELL LETS JUST PRETEND WE SAID WHATEVER WE NORMALLY SAY!" Master Hand said and they all pointed their hands into the sky.
For those of you who don't know MXC it comes on Spike TV from time to time… no clue the exact time cause it they change their schedules so much.
OH THAT WAS EVEN LONGER! OH MY IM GOOD!
(no you're not)
Oh fine but I can pretend… sorry about the long time for updating but… summer school came up and… WAH!
But it is easier than anything I have ever done before so hey I should be done with that soon…
But then I'm going on a week long vacation…
WELL I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT UPDATING BUT THERE ARE PROBLEMS IN THE WAY!
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