SSBM GAME SHOWS!
Part 7! Survivor!
Disclaimer: I do not own crap… ok that's a lie I own lots of crap… but I do not own SSBM or Survivor… or the fly swatters of DOOM!
Reviews: WOOT WOOT!
SOME ANIME FREAK: some day we will look back on this and care… until then I will MAKE THEM AS SHORT AS I FEEL LIKE MAKING THEM! And since this is survivor you can expect some… longer stuff
Eternal Smasher: sounds wonderful… I will check it out… and then I will slap you… how's that! Ok let me think for a moment… well k good bye!
That other dude with the bunnies: I consider myself a slow worthless piece of flesh son of a mom but whatever…
DPL: thank you dearly! And have Madonna… how's that for a going nowhere present! Oh yea… she sucks… oh well…
PirateGoddess: HOLY CRAP THANK YOU! Yay I always like it when someone has seen newgrounds's uber flashes…
Numdenu: Yes I have! And Legendary Frog is MY FAVORITE FLASH AUTHOR! No one had beaten the super flash bros. But then I saw this person… it's a funny story how I noticed him but I wont bore you…
GOLD STARS:
You all start with 5...
Anime freak gains 1335 cause I stole those from her as I had a good time…
Smasher dude gains 1335 cause I stole those from him as I had a great time…
Bunny boy gains 1335 cause I stole those from him as I had an UBER time…
Hmm… I have nothing to say to you! Oh fine I do… go to newgrounds and watch We hate it when… its number 84 if you search it or like 40 something on the top 50… Its not humor but it is a music video with REEL BIG FISH! WOOTNESS! And there are some funny parts in the movie…
REEL BIG FISH! WE HATE IT WHEN OUR FRIENDS BECOME SUCCESSFUL! (they are talking about Green Day successful for future reference)
"WELCOME TO THE SHOW ON EVERYBODIES HATE LIST! ITS SURVIVOR!" Master Hand yelled over enthusiastically.
The 25 Smashers were sitting there confused at what to do…
"BECAUSE WE ONLY WANT TO HAVE 16 PEOPLE ON THIS ISLAND LETS KILL… UM… I CANT DO MATH! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW MANY PEOPLE I NEED TO KILL! NOW!" Master Hand screamed.
"9 People need to die!" Pichu yelled.
"THAT'S RIGHT! I WOULD REWARD YOU FOR THE ANSWER BUT! NO ONE LIKES YOU! SO DIE!" Master Hand yelled and shot lasers at Pichu… of course the lasers he shoots usually fling around randomly and do no damage whatsoever…
"HAHA! You suck" Pichu laughed…
BUT SUDDENLY!
Master Hand jumped on Pichu and started squeezing… crunchy noises were heard as Pichu was crushed with blood spurting out of random places on his body…
"OK THAT MAKES 24 OF US! WHO WILL THE OTHER… UM… 8 PEOPLE BE! LETS FIND OUT!"
So they were all lined up sweating extremely badly… it was unnatural… in fact it got so sweaty that everyone started screaming and tried to turn on air conditioning… AND IT TURNED ON! So then they weren't so sweaty and didn't have to worry about a stinky death.
Before Master Hand could name anyone Mr. G&W fell through a crack in the floor… beeping was heard and suddenly a loud ripping noise… that was the end of our dear friend Mr. G&W…
Kirby and Jigglypuff started getting scared and started trying to hug… but since they are so blobby… it was impossible… therefore they ended up straining to hard… Jigglypuffs arms were ripped off… the resulting scream caused Kirby to fall over… ears bleeding… he was too close to the scream and ended up dieing… then Jigglypuff collapsed and died from loss of blood.
"OK LETS SEE… one two three… four… WE HAVE 5 MORE PEOPLE TO KILL! LETS GO PEOPLE!"
Mewtwo suddenly walked up to Zelda… Zelda had been thinking about Link… sure he saved her ass all the time from Gannon… but still… he was just… so… blond… she decided that blond people should be shot…
Mewtwo started looking off dreamily at Zelda… he might have been a whole different species and sure he really hadn't know her for longer than a week… but oh how he loved her… his strange princess fetish was about to become a reality…
Link looked at the two confused… then noticed an evil so evil it was evilly trying to kill Zelda… so he jumped in front and killed it… it was Yoshi… suddenly Links hair turned purple.
"OH I LOVE YOU LINK!" Zelda said… it was all just her manners though… in the end she wanted him dead… she wanted some weird thing… like what she had seen on the internet… maybe tentacles could be involved.
Mewtwo tried to cry but then realized when he was created they forgot to make tear producing glands… oh well.
Ness realized that Mewtwo was acting weird… he placed a block on the blocks to make sure no blockhead came and blocked his blocking…
"Dude… you are so… you…" Ness said… Mewtwo tried to nod but realized that he was paralyzed… then fell over dead…
"OK WHATEVER JUST HAPPENED 3 MORE DEATHS NEED TO OCCUR!" Master Hand yelled.
Link started saying how he loved Zelda and she ran and puked into a conveniently placed toilet… then she ran back and said sorry and nothing was wrong… even though no one asked…
Then C. Falcon ran up and stabbed Link… Zelda started to fake cry but got a peanut stuck in her eye and ended up shoving it in and blood started pouring out… then she fell over next to Links mangled body…
"We die together…" Link said romantically… as his hair turned brown.
Then Zelda started screaming.
"I THINK YOU ARE A PIG LINK! YOU SAVED ME COUNTLESS TIMES AND THINK OF ONLY ME ALL THE TIME BUT YOU ARE… A HERO! AND I HATE HEROS! SO I HATE YOU!" Zelda started crying… Link looked shocked… then started blinking red.
C. Falcon forgot whatever he had just been doing and started walking away… but Link exploded causing him, Zelda, and C. Falcon to all die.
Y. Link could just sit there… sad… he just witnessed his… 17 year old self… die… but he wasn't really… he started doing back flips as usual.
"OK THAT'S GOOD! NOW WE HAVE 16 PEOPLE! LETS START THE SHOW! MEET ME AT THE BEACH! SHUT UP! WHAT! BLEH!" Master Hand said and flew away leaving everyone there… shocked and appalled.
(AT THE BEACH!)
Everyone left walked to the beach where Master Hand was waiting.
"WELCOME! NOW LETS SPLIT TO TEAMS! EVERYONE JOIN A TEAM! GO!"
Out of nowhere two different ropes popped up and everyone was roped together with their teammates…
Team 1… flummox:
Fox, Falco, Samus, Ness, Mario, Peach, Luigi, Dr. Mario
Team 2… corpulent:
Y. Link, Gannondorf, Marth, Pikachu, Bowser, DK, Ice Climbers, Roy
"WOW! WELL ITS UP TO YOU TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THOSE NAMES MEAN!… SO HA!"
Everyone just went off to their own little groups.
"Ok… lets all vote Ness off!" Fox said to his own group.
"DUDE! I'M RIGHT HERE!" Ness yelled… Fox just looked around suspiciously and then shot Ness in the face… his fluids were drained and he died.
"YOU MORON! WE NEEDED HIM SO HE COULD MAKE FIRE!" Falco yelled but Master Hand came up.
"NO ONE CAN USE NATURAL FIRE MAKING ABILITY! SO BOWSER MUST HOLD HIS BREATH FOR THE REST OF THIS GAME!"
Bowser just looked pissed and sat there… then started shacking and turning blue… then fell over dead.
"WOW THE FIRST ELIMINATIONS ALREADY! WELL THAT'S WONDERFUL!"
Suddenly Pikachu walked up to him.
"Umm… aren't we supposed to have contests.
"OK EVERYONE COME TO ME!"
The two individual teams came to Master Hand.
"OK THE FIRST ONE TO BRING ME A STICK WINS!"
Suddenly Nana gave Master Hand her hammer.
"GOOD JOB! BUT NOW SINCE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE EVEN AND YOU MAKE THIS UNEVEN YOU DIE!" Master hand yelled and poked her causing her to fly into the shark infested hot tub.
"OH HOW SAD! NOW FLUMMOX NEEDS TO VOTE SOMEONE OFF!"
Fox suddenly pointed at Dr. Mario.
"KILL HIM!" he screamed.
Falco just turned over to him and slapped him.
"YOU MORON! Dude Dr. Mario is our DOCTOR!" Falco said but none of this sank in to Fox.
"THAT'S THE ONLY VOTE SO DR. MARIO IS GONE!" Master Hand yelled and Falco just slapped his face… and Dr. Mario exploded.
"OK NOW IT'S THE QUICK QUESTION ROUND!… WHATS 2+2!"
"Umm… is that even relevant?" Y. Link asked.
"YES! NOW I VOTE YOU OFF! HA!" Master Hand yelled.
"Oh fine… BYE EVER…" but Y. Link was suddenly shot in the head by Master Hand.
"WOW! AND TEAM CORPULENT WINS!" Master Hand yelled after everyone went back to their 'camps'
"IS THAT EVEN FAIR!" Falco cried out but then the 'campsite' imploded ending up in lots of blood and gore.
"WOW! NOW EVERYONE VOTE AND THE LEAST VOTED DUDE WINS!" Master Hand said.
Gannondorf, Marth, Pikachu, DK, the Ice Climber, and Roy all went in one at a time and voted.
"THEY ALL SAY POPO? WELL I GUESS THIS MEANS GANNONDORF WINS!"
Suddenly everyone else popped.
"YOU WON THE TRIFORCE!" Master Hand said.
"SWEET! I CAN FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD! WOOT!" Gannondorf started dancing.
"HAHA JUST KIDDING! ITS MINE!" Master Hand yelled and slapped Gannondorf into the floor leaving a blood stain and nothing more.
"COME BACK LATER FOR MORE FUN!" Master Hand said to the camera as it faded away… or at least tried.
"CRAZY HAND ARE YOU OPERATING THE CAMERA SYSTEM AGAIN!" Master Hand yelled.
"WELL… HEHE… YOU WERE… MORE CRAZY THAN ME! HOW DARE YOU! THAT IS MY INSANITY LEVEL! THAT'S JUST WRONG! I DEMAND YOU LOWER YOUR INSANENESS RIGHT THIS INSTANT! NOW! ARG! BLEH! YOU SUCK! MONKEYS PWN! I ONCE STUCK A PINEAPPLE UP A SNAIL! THAT SNAIL GOT HUGE! HAHAHA!…" Crazy Hand kept ranting but finally Master Hand found the 'fade away' button and pressed it ending the show.
YAY!
IS THAT LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU SICK FREAKS!
Ok good now…
I have to go and I don't even need to stick words here in order for it to look longer… BYE!
Ah what the hay lets find a way to shove some more words into the document…
I read THIS on a diff website… it pwns…
Proof that girlseviler than evil
Girlstime + money
Timemoney
Girlsmoney + money
Moneythe root of all evil
Girlstwice the root of all evil
TADA!
Ok that's a thing… don't get offended though… OH and my friend made a quote… wanna hear it?
"I lost my virginity once… but I found it the next day" -Maku 2005
Oh and this is a quote from a newgrounds flash animation… if you've seen it good job…
"My love for you is like my quiver of arrows… never-ending" -Legendary Frog as Legolas ?
Ok how is that… and in case you were caring this lasted for 5 whole pages… I haven't don't that since the first time I came to this website… YAY!… ok fine I have… BUT ITS RARE!
R&HA Read and Heat Ass… oh my…