SSBM GAME SHOWS!
Part 8! Family Feud!
Disclaimer: I do not own the fact that you hate me! I don't own this game show… I do not own Palestine… I do not own vaudeville
Reviews: what?
SOME ANIME FREAK: why must you people insist on flaming deaths! Why are you so mental! Oh and have a cold pizza while I'm at it…
Eternal Smasher: you are a nice person… then again you are mental… HOW DO I KNOW YOU AREN'T PLANNING ON USING ME TO FURTHER YOUR PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION!
Numdenu: wow… you should be shot for my insolence… but we can discuss that one later over a nice hot cup of Roy-blood…
razzkat: wow… you predicted the next one I was going to do! You should have a cookie!… but if that's what you want go talk to Numdenu not me… she gives more cookies away than I give… bras… away…
Wondering Girl: really! You liked the call! Good cause I spent 74 hours planning that thing. In a will? that's like… so bad its not even a typo! ITS WHILE! HOW DO YOU GET THAT WRONG! YOU HAVE TERRIBLE GRAMMER (gasp! He didn't!) oh he DID! GET HIM!… oh crud…
GOLD STARS:
You all start with 5...
You all keep half… go figure it and get back to me…
I can… umm… bye!… oh now I remember… this is cool… but I will be taking a 10 day vacation to Washington! So… see you in a LONG while… (by my standards at least)
REEL BIG FISH!
"WELCOME TO FAMILY FEUD! TODAY WE WILL HAVE FIGHTS TO THE DEATH AND A LOVELY GUESSING BOMB GAME!" Crazy Hand yelled.
"psst! Hey Crazy… this is a question game not a physical contest game!" Master Hand whispered from off stage.
"OH!… WELCOME EITHER WAY!… LETS INTRODUCE THE FAMILIES!"
It went to the first family thing which read 'Bo-jangles' and showed: Mewtwo, Bowser, Link, Kirby, and Roy.
"Do I even KNOW you?" Roy asked pointing at Mewtwo.
"Hey… Mewtwo… I know I'm not related to you or anything but… since when was your last name Bo-jangles! I mean… dude that's SOOO lame…" Bowser said.
Link and Kirby were busy in a fast paced game of Kirby tilt-N-tumble… of course Kirby wasn't having that much fun…
"OUCH! HEY YOU MORON DON'T GO THER… OWY! YOU ARE SOO MEAN… OUCH! WAA!" Kirby cried as he rolled around.
The second area read 'Kazzjaf' and had: Dr. Mario, Peach, Mario, Luigi, and Marth.
"Wait… how do I fit in here?" Marth asked looking puzzled and scratching his head.
"HA! I KNEW YOU WERE THE KAZZJAF!" Peach yelled at Dr. Mario as he just sighed in annoyance.
Mario and Luigi were in the middle of a game named… 'Luigi tilt-N-snapthatdoesntbendthatwayow'… Luigi of course… was screaming in pain.
"HAHA! THIS IS FUN!" Mario said as a cracking noise was heard.
"I NEED THAT TENDON!" Luigi cried as another PARTICULARLY loud snap suddenly silenced him.
"LETS GET READY TO RRUUMM… OH! LETS START THE… WHATEVER LETS JUST PLAY!"
Everyone sat in silence for a bit… except for Luigi who was drooling with his head cracked back… as if he was being held up by something… WAIT A MINUTE! IS THAT A POLE SHOVED UP THE… Oh dear Mario you are truly SICK!
Crazy hand floated over to the Bo-jangles first and shook Mewtwo's hand… ripping it cleanly off.
"OW! HEY I'M FRAGILE HERE!" Mewtwo yelled holding off the spurting blood with his psychic powers.
"SHUT UP! NOW LETS PLAY THE FEUD OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES!" Crazy Hand yelled as Mewtwo floated to the middle… along with Dr. Mario.
"NAME A SEXY BIRTHDAY PRESENT!" Crazy Hand yelled and Dr. Mario slapped the buzzer… sadly he slapped Mewtwo's buzzer and so Mewtwo got to go first.
"Umm… Lingerie" Mewtwo said.
DING!
"THAT'S RIGHT! ITS NUMBER 1923 ON THE LIST!" Crazy Hand yelled as Mewtwo just stared at him.
"I thought you only surveyed 100 people though!" Mewtwo yelled.
"WE RECENTLY MOVED UP TO 12!" Crazy Hand yelled leaving Mewtwo there to ponder.
"DOCTER! WHAT IS IT!" Crazy Hand yelled as Dr. Mario rubbed his mustache.
"I think… PEANUT BUTTER!" Dr. Mario said.
Mewtwo started trying to roll on the floor and laugh but he floats so this ended up in him straining a… we don't know yet.
DING!
"ITS NUMBER 4!" Crazy hand yelled, "THAT MEANS YOU GET TO CHOOSE! GO FIRST! OR PASS!"
"WE WANT TO GO FOR IT!" Dr. Mario yelled as everyone cheered.
"OK WHAT DO YOU THINK! PEACH!" Peach just sat there looking off into space…
"Oh… um… Lipstick!" Peach yelled.
DING!
"THAT'S RIGHT! NUMBER 23!" Crazy Hand yelled. "NOW HOW ABOUT YOU MARIO!"
Mario looked up and thought for a second… because that's about all the time there is to think in these games.
"CONDOMS!" Mario yelled.
DING!
"NUMBER 24678865324589964121236789083 ON THE LIST!" Crazy Hand yelled not even phased by the fact that he just said such a long hard number perfectly.
It next went to Luigi.
"SAME QUESTION!… I THINK! IT BETTER BE! CAUSE I SPENT A LONG TIME MEMORIZING IT!"
Luigi drooled a bit.
DING!
"DROOL IS NUMBER 1 ON THE LIST! YOU WIN! CONGRATULATIONS!"
With this the Bo-jangle 'family' stood up and started to protest about how the game was done all wrong.
Suddenly a rabid giant meat grinder ate the Bo-jangle family.
"NOW YOU HAVE TO PICK TWO PEOPLE FOR THE LAST FUN THING!"
"I VOTE MARTH OFF THE ISLAND!" Peach screamed.
"What the crud are you talking about?…" Marth asked but was flung off into the distance… well at least that would be the case if there was a distance to fling off into… but a wall got in his way.
SPLAT!
"I VOTE PEACH OFF THE ISLAND!" Dr. Mario screamed and Peach flew off into the one hole in that wall and into the distance… which was filled with crazy rabies infected pizza… she was torn to pieces.
"I VOTE DR. MARIO OFF THE ISLAND!" Mario screamed and Dr. Mario was almost flung into the distance… but his board malfunctioned and he ended up bashing his head into his microphone impaling himself.
"THAT LEAVES MARIO AND LUIGI FOR THE DOOHICKY!" Crazy Hand yelled and Mario walked off to a sound proof room.
"OK LUIGI YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS TO ANSWER THESE 5 QUESTIONS!… GO!… MOUSE BLANK!…"
Everyone sat there and sat there… 15 seconds was over and no points had been gained.
Mario came running back in and when he noticed the scoreboard he had to rip Luigi's head off in anger… it didn't matter though… Luigi was dead in the first place.
"WOW MARIO! YOU ARE A SICK FREAK! PREPARE TO GAIN 200 POINTS! OR DIE TRYING! AND YOU WILL DIE! CAUSE I AM THE MASTER OF SOMETHING! I THINK… I AM THE MASTER OF TEN ELASTIC RUBBER BANDS AND A SONIC TRINKET I GOT FROM A HAPPY MEAL AT MCDONNALDS!"
Mario sat there.
"20 SECONDS TO ANSWER 5 QUESTIONS! GO! HO! HAHA! OH WAIT… MAKE THAT 15 SECONDS!… MOUSE BLANK!"
"MAN" Mario screamed out.
"HOW OLD ARE PEOPLE WHEN THEY CAN FIRST DO A BACK FLIP!"
" 73!" Mario said.
"WHAT IS THE FUNNEST WEBSITE ON THE PLANET!"
"QUIZILLA!" Mario yelled as the crowd laughed at him for such a moronic choice.
"BEST CHILDRENS BOOK!"
"MICHAEL JACKSON: A LIFE HISTORY!" Mario yelled.
"WORLDS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEO!"
"BLUE!" Mario yelled as the buzzer sounded.
"HAHA! LETS SEE HOW YOU DID! OR NOT! NO ONE CARES! BUT I DON'T DIGRESS! LETS GET THIS OVER WITH!" Crazy Hand yelled and they looked at the score board.
"OH THEY WERE ALL THE BEST ANSWER! THAT PUTS YOU AT 35 POINTS! NOT ENOUGH THOGUH!" Crazy Hand yelled and gave him an overly huge check that read '$100'.
As Crazy Hand handed the huge check to Mario he was crushed under the weight.
"YAY! YOU WIN! BE HAPPY! OH BOY! NEXT TIME I PROMISE I MIGHT MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! MAYBE! LETS SEE!"
YAY!
Well that's that… maybe…
But in any case I have more stuff coming up… suggestions are always appreciated even though it might be on the list… it might not be and I would rather you err on the side of me.
"When life hands me lemons… I make beef stew" -Andy Milonakis 2005
R&R Rest and Rape… No better way to spend your life than that now is there…
"Romance fics are nothing but an excuse for perverts to have fun" -Joeb The Great -2005
---(long annoying 'explanation' goes here… but if you actually want one then you aren't worth my time)---
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How was that MOM!