SSBM GAME SHOWS!
Part 8! Hollywood Squares!
Disclaimer: I own nothing… I do not own the fact that I went on a vacation and got back 2 days early due to my professional whining skills… but I do own professional whining skills… so that's cool…
Reviews: oh my that's a lot…
SOME ANIME FREAK: tell your sister she is fat… then fry me up some KFC!… oh fine your right subway is better… oh what… BLEH!
Eternal Smasher: fun stories by you!… but what… no actually I don't… how sad… YOU SHOULD BE SHOT FOR MY INSOLENSE! Or however you spell that…
razzkat: now that I am finished with the chicken dance… I will… what?… hmm… BYE!
Wondering Girl: ok I'm done teasing you… mostly because I find you boring… I will yawn at your funeral…
Tiger guy/girl/it/mother: thank you for calling have a nice day… oh and I am sorry that you ended up with my stupid answer… why… BONBONS! ME LIKEY BONBONS! ME LIKEY BONBONS!
Pirate Goddess chick: thank you… just so you know that actually comes from a real life experience involving a friend… how sad indeed… actually we laughed for days… then the funeral came up and my mom told me its rude to laugh… maybe that pissing on a grave is why I went to jail after all and it wasn't a race issue… oh whatever…
DPL (dumb protestant loser): cool, I like dead bodies!…
Druid freak: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 7 WASN'T MY BEST WORK! HOW DARE YOU! 7 WAS MY FAVORITE ONE SINCE… 6!… mostly because I don't have that good of a memory though…
GOLD STARS:
You all start with 5...
Half keeps whole, the whole keeps half… if you get that then good… but I refuse to let you know what half gets it…
Well I made it back… and I am ready to laugh… but sadly I wont… because its all… what… I forgot…
REEL BIG FISH!
"Way down… mark the grave… where the headlights saw us drinking by the mausoleum door… and they SAW YOU ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR!" Joeb sang in the recording studios when everyone started staring at him.
"Oh… umm… My Chemical Romance… umm… ON WITH THE SHOW!" Joeb screamed pointing to the stage when he suddenly fell down a randomly placed window well cracking his neck as a blood curtailing scream came from the well… followed by silence… followed by the creepy yet satisfying sound of rats eating flesh.
"WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD SQUARES! WHERE SQUARES FROM HOLLYWOOD ARE THROWN INTO THE REAL WORLD!… OH!… WHATEVER! ON WITH THE SHOW!" Master Hand yelled.
A big wall popped up with these people on it (starting with the top left and going to the right)
Bowser, DK, Gannondorf.
Link, Marth, Roy.
Pichu, Jigglypuff, Kirby.
"Why do I have to be the middle one?" Marth asked.
"BECAUSE YOU ARE THE MOST SQUARE OF ALL SQUARES!" Master Hand replied causing Marth to start crying.
"There There, Marth, I'm sure you have lots of freaked up fan girls after you either way…" Roy said as he tried to pat Marth on the back… but couldn't reach. Roy suddenly got a brilliant idea. He ripped his hand off from his wrist and threw it causing it to splat into Marths back. This just caused Marth to cry harder though.
"OH SHUT UP!" Link yelled and threw a bomb at Marth… causing him to pop. Link then tried to back away very slowly… but ended up falling off of the wall and slamming into the ground. Link was forever but a blood stain after that moment.
"OK! THE CONTESTANTS ARE!… MARIO! VERSUS! LUIGI!"
Mario and Luigi walked onto the screen.
"MARIO GETS 247,000 POINTS BECAUSE HE IS FAMOUS!" Master Hand Yelled causing Luigi to squeeze his fists in anger.
Roy tried to laugh but then fell over and died of blood loss.
Just then Bowsers square collapsed from weight and he landed on Pichu causing them both to splat in agony.
"MARIO GO FIRST! AND GET A SQUARE!"
"I want… GANNONDORF!"
Gannondorf laughed at the suggestive thoughts but then realized someone might actually take that seriously and cringed in fear.
"OK! GANNONDORF! HOW MUCH WOOD WHOULD A WOODCUCK CHUCK IF A WUDCHUCK CUD CHUCK WEED?"
Gannondorf thought for a minute and then hit the buzzer which really shouldn't be there because it is USELESS!
"BLUE!" Gannondorf yelled.
"FALSE!" Mario yelled.
"OH SO SORRY! BUT BLUE IS THE CORRECT ANSWER! YOU GET THE SQUARE ANYWAY BECAUSE NINTENDO LOVES YOU!" Master Hand yelled and Luigi screamed in anger… but forgot how to scream and his head ended up popping.
"OK LUIGI! WHAT IS SILENCE?" Master Hand asked.
Silence…
"TOO BAD YOU WERE RIGHT BUT WE STILL DON'T CARE!" Master hand yelled as DK and the middle slot collapsed killing him and Jigglypuff.
"AND MARIO WINS! HE WINS!… I DON'T KNOW YET!" Master Hand yelled and decided to shoot Kirby… but Kirby just ate the bullets.
"HOW SAD!" Master Hand said and then gave Mario the keys to the White House.
"CONGRATULATIONS! IF ANYONE TELLS YOU TO LEAVE JUST SHOOT THEM WITH THIS!" He said and pulled out a flamethrower but didn't know how to work it… plus the fact that he's a creepy clumsy hand… so he ended up lighting himself on fire and burning Mario to a crisp.
"MWAHAHAHA!" Gannondorf screamed as he spun in circles… then got dizzy and tripped and fell off the wall.
"WELL I GUESS THAT'S A…" but then Master Hand melted.
Silence…
More silence…
"DISH ALL YOU WANT BUT WHO'S GONNA SAVE ME! I KEEP A GUN IN THE BOOK YOU GAVE ME! HALLELUIAH LOCK AND LOAD!" Joeb sang listening to more My Chemical Romance.
"Hey didn't you die?" Mewtwo asked from the directors booth.
"Oh no… I have a tolerance for man-eating rats… but don't worry… I will soon…" but just then Joeb was shot by all the offended 'victims' of America and sent on a rubber boat to Alaska.
"MWAHAHA! NOW I AM IN TOTAL CONTROL!" Mewtwo laughed before Zelda, who is now married to Mewtwo, stormed in and yelled at him to clean the bathroom.
"OH SCREW THIS! I THOUGHT YOU WERE AWSOME! BUT NOW I KNOW OF THE…" But then the 100,000 stories of building that all of this takes place in collapsed.
As the screen fades away we witness a small pink ball floating away from the rubble… but then right before all turns black we watch in horror as he is sliced up by a passing helicopter.
YAY!
Ok I really don't think that is the best I have ever done… but oh well I just got back from a crappy vacation and need time to learn how to think…
So now I will tell you that I hate Utah… but Idaho is even crappier…
R&MCR READ AND MEET CHRIS'S RUM!
Oh! my quote! "you should be shot for my insolence!" -JoebTheGreat 2005
Oh fine its not the best but oh well...