The philosophers brain

by Give my socks back

If you're up for a laugh this is the story for you. It's basically a reconstruction of philosophers stone, but better. haha not really. I really reccommed chapter 4. If you don't read up to that I'm afraid the world will implode! Please submit your revie

3. Chapter 3

-1Chapter 3.

technical hitch

"GET THE POST HARRY, OR I'LL POST YOU!" Dudley screamed. Another day, another death threat. Same old, same old.

As Harry sorted through the daily post he came across a letter some how different from the rest. As he read the envelope he gawped.

Harry opened the letter carefully and quietly to avoid a confrontation with Dudley. Alas; things were not meant to be. Before Harry could even catch a glimpse of the letter, Dudley had him up by the ankles.

"DAD! HARRY'S GOT A LETTER!"

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Shut up you great Berk!"

Vernon suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

"Here you go son."

Dudley stuffed the letter into his mouth and gulped it down. "Yum…"

FILM REEL GETS MIXED UP

THAN K YOU FOR WATCHING "THX" ENTERTAINMENT. NOW…

"CARTONS AND DANCING BANANAS ENTER

MUSIC PLAYS AND YOU SING

JLETS ALL GO TO THE LOBBY, LETS ALL GO TO THE LOBBY, LETS ALL GOT TO THE LO-HO-BEEEEEE! TOOOO GETS OURSELVES SOME SNACKS!J

PUTS REEL RIGHT

Editor: oook, sorry about that folks. Now, to cut a long story short, Hagrid says to Harry

"Harry - yer noh a wizard."

And hereby, Harry never becomes a wizard, and never gets to save the philosophers brain.

Haha, only joking. But due to the fact of the mishap, we have skipped a few scenes. Turn to next chapter))