SSBM GAME SHOWS!
Part I forget! The Dating Game For Desperate Losers!
Disclaimer: I do not own my sister… I do not own A sister… no one owns their sisters… some people I know pwn their sisters though…
Reviews: ITS FUNNY!
Eternal Smasher: THANKS! I guess that's it… ACUTALLY I'M BETTER THAN YOU SO THAT'S NOT IT! Ok NOW that's it…
razzkat: YAY!… well you haha…ed to much… so NOW you will pop… WHY ARNT YOU INTERESTING! PLEASE BE INTERESTING!
Wondering Girl: I don't care if I'm mean… my homework has been 1 paragraph stuff… so whatever… and the social life of High School is basically oh hi… blah blah… I'm a punk am I cool yet?
Pirate Goddess chick: I find it really sad Englishmen arn't worth anything… after all Ireland has to put up with them and everything… oh well…
DPL: you didn't review but it was a promise… DPL (Deranged Poe Licker)
Druid slightly SOME xp: that's OK… I give you the comments back… except the attempted stealing of my GOLD STARS! ARG! WAA! WOSH!… oh well I saw a story that STOLE my gold star system so I will tell you guys about that later…
Numdenu: I'm telling Roy you drank his blood! OOH he's gonna be MAD!
RoyalFanatic: thanks… I'm mentally challenged too… do you like me now… (YOU ARE SO OFFENSIVE!)
Bunny freak: I hate when login doesn't work… oh well… if I'm not logged in at the time I just say screw it…
GOLD STARS:
You all start with 5...
pkmn7haku123 gets nothing… at all… (he stole the gold star system)
Ok here's the thing… his story… (I forgot the name) which you can look up on chapter 4 or something to read about… STOLE the gold stars… he said "ok I got one review which means you guys are reading so I'm gonna bribe you with gold stars!"… this comes after I had set the thing up… HOW DARE YOU!
Sorry about my sister… she forgot her name… and doesn't even live with me… so why am I talking again?
INSANE CLOWN POSSE! (no I'm not a Juggalo… I just like ICP… why do people think you need to know EVERY little detail about the backstage band to like their music… oh well… oh and I wonder how many people here will be mad at me for liking them… oh well)
"GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THAT DATING GAME FOR DESPERATE LOSERS!" Master Hand yelled to a screaming crowd… of course most of them were screaming out insults so that wasn't exactly that good…
"TODAY SOME LADY WILL BE FORCED INTO CHOOSING BETWEEN THE 3 CRAPPIEST PEEPS WE COULD FIND!"
Zelda walked on stage throwing flowers around… sadly they were roses and the thorns caught some dude in the crowd right above the eye… he died.
"HAHA! HOW WONDERFUL!… NOW… HERE ARE THE THREE CONTESTANTS!" Master Hand yelled and it switched to some covered rooms.
Man #1 was Link… he was in an all green room.
"YAY… IM GONNA WIN ZELDA! IM GONNA WIN ZELDA!" he jumped up and down in obsessive love.
Then it switched to man #2… it was Gannondorf.
"What?… ALL I WANT IS SOME DANCE LESSONS GOD DAMNIT!"
Then its switched to man #3... This was Pichu.
"PI-PI-PI-PICHU-CHU PI" he yelled and since you don't deserve it you can go to hell and not hear this stuff… bitch. (I'm pissed because I am obligated to Fanfiction and peeps don't respect true crazyness… so I will soon take up claymation)
"OK BACK TO ZELDA!" Master Hand yelled but the seat was empty as the camera zoomed to her.
"SHIT… WHERE DID SHE GO?" Master Hand asked.
(in a safari in Africa)
"Ooh cool… IM IN ASIA!" Zelda said as the tour guide slapped her.
"WERE IN AFRICA YOU MORON!"
(back to the real area)
"OH DEAR!… OH WHATEVER WE CAN SETTLE FOR JIGGLYPUFF!" Master Hand yelled and Jigglypuff ran up to the stage jumping up and down excitedly.
That is until the contestants realized what just happened.
"NO!" they all cried as the game show started.
"OK THEN!… JIGGLYPUFF… ASK YOUR QUESTIONS!"
"Umm… if I was stolen by some diabolical genius and he planned to make me into an ice cream flavor… what would you do #1?"
"I-I'd… LEAVE YOU… yes that's it… get that blob away from me!… I WOULD LET YOU BE TORTURED FOREVER!"
Jigglypuff just shrieked in joy.
"I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE AN ICE CREAM FLAVOR!" and Link just slapped his face and moaned… turning Jigglypuff on.
"OH! I CHOOSE NUMBER ONE! I WANT NUMBER ONE! DO ME NUMBER ONE!" Jigglypuff screamed as Link ran out of his booth as fast as he could screaming.
"WELL YOU COMPLETELY IGNORED THE OTHER CONTESTANTS SO NOW LINK IS SCREWED… I MEAN!… LUCKY!" Master Hand yelled to Jigglypuff as a bunch of wire frames held Link down as Jigglypuff came closer singing her ever annoying song.
(Scene deleted for bad content)
Link then woke up… screamed… and jumped out a window…
"What was his deal?" Zelda asked… but then Pichu started bouncing up and down on the chair when it broke and one of the legs impaled him.
"WELL ZELDA!… IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TO TAKE #2! IS HE GOOD?"
Gannondorf walked out in all his dark glory.
"Nah… I'd rather have a man who could protect me…" Zelda said and started to walk into the sunset… but since they are in a HUGE building… she ended up as a blood stain.
"WELL GANNONDORF! I GUESS THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO GO OUT!" Master Hand yelled and dove at Gannondorf.
The crowd just laughed and clapped… then they started clapping harder… then the clapping movements got so wide they ended up slapping their neighbors in the face… everyone was knocked out simultaneously… the noise from the sudden clap caused the audience section to collapse and millions pretended to lose their lives so that they could save on insurance.
"YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME… YOU CANT KILL ME!" Gannondorf cried before a laser shot through his leg.
"OK OK! YOU CAN KILL ME! OW THAT HURTS!" Gannondorf screamed in pain holding his bloody leg.
"TUNE IN NEXT TIME! FOR… WHEN FAT PEOPLE ATTACK!" Master Hand yelled before getting impaled by a semi truck.
YAYNESS!
Ooh and guess what… I hate a lot of people…
BUT… even though this shall die soon and so will many others… be happy… I have more on the way… I just think the constant repeats are annoying… but I have more coming and DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY… sheesh ya freak…
Well at least my real friends are cool…
Hmm… k that's it then… bye…