SSBM GAME SHOWS!
Part Blebildy! NEWLYWEDS!
Disclaimer: I don't own… something… by now all the things I don't own should be adding up and I will have to stop owning things just so I can PUT something up here… oh and I don't own Spain… yet
Reviews: W00t vs. WOOT vs. w00t vs. W00T vs. vv()()t vs. w00T
Eternal Smasher: I don't remember what day you said that but whatever I probably read it…
razzkat: I already drink glue so that didn't help… BE MORE HELPFUL NEXT TIME!
Pirate Goddess chick: Its ok… most of us wish we were an ice cream flavor… only some of us have the courage to force our soul into the ingredients though… we'll make it through this together…
Druid… I think: now now… don't let some stupid little xp bother you… GO ALL THE WAY FOR GOLD STARS!… ok fine have some… take 5...
RoyalFanatic: HEY!… I WANT TO BE MORE MENTALLY CHALLENGED THAN EVERYONE ELSE!
Bunny freak: wow… that was short in a land of people sending all kinds of creepy comments… GOOD JOB!… of course some day you might meet you maker… a.k.a. Pocahontas
Some freaky demon: YOUR HEAD EXPLODED!… oh dear… please oh PLEASE don't sue me… NO!
GOLD STARS:
You all start with 5...
You all keep 5...
Oh fine… that pkmn7haku123 I think that's it if I got it without looking I'm close enough to 90 in IQ to be happy… ANYWAY… I'm fine with your gold star stealing… as long as it's a REASONABLE amount… if you start giving stuff like 100 and 90 then I will have to go into the thousands… and I don't like making people THAT happy… oh and about the fact that your story isn't read that much, well my first story was done a WAY long time ago and its only got like… 7 reviews not counting mine… and this is AFTER I became some sort of freak people actually like… so I know how you must feel… ooh and since you said Reel Big Fish at the end of your review… HAVE 12 GOLD STARS!… well that's a lot for this story anyway…
DUDE I JUST RANTED!… COOL!
Alright are you sick of me yet… good…
REEL BIG FISH!… and Utah sucks for trying to find their CD's so oh whatever… and my writing application wont let me write CD's without that apostrophe or whatever so SHUT UP!
Narrator: "ITS TIME FOR THAT WONDERFUL EVENT… WHERE A NEWLYWED COUPLE GETS SAVAGELY RIPPED APART AND CRUSHED!"
"YAY!… IM KILLING MARRIAGE!" Crazy Hand yelled floating yet bouncing at the same time.
"UM… I THINK ITS… YEA WHATEVER SEND IN THE VICTEMS!" Crazy Hand yelled and 4 couples fell from the ceiling and slapped into their seating… places… sadly Pichu couldn't stand the fall and was ripped apart on impact.
"NOO!… MY LOVE!… WHY!" Bowser cried and tried to stab himself in the gut… but couldn't because of his shell and so he just sat there and cried. (don't you all just think those two were made for each other!)
"YAY! DRAMA… HAHAHA I'D HATE TO BE HIM BACK HOME TOMORROW!… HERES THE OTHER FREAKS!"
Mario and Peach stood up and smiled…
"THEY GOT MARRIED FIVE DAYS AGO… AND ALREADY HAVE 72 BABIES!" Crazy Hand started laughing uncontrollably and did a back flip. "YOU GUYS ARE HORN DOGS!"
Luigi was in the audience though so he screamed and threw a pineapple which Crazy Hand ended up shoving into his palm pretending to eat it.
"YUM YUM OW SHANE GREW!"
"REALLY! SHANE GREW! COOL!" Everyone shouted amazed that our wonderful Shane had grown.
"SHUT UP!… NEXT IS THESE FREAKS!"
Zelda and Sheik stood up and hugged each other… but because Sheik IS Zelda all we really see is Zelda hugging air.
"WOW!… I TRIED TO MARRY MYSELF TOO! BUT THE DUMB BITCH HAD TO SAY NO RIGHT AT THE ALTER!… WHATEVER!" Crazy Hand started doing the chicken dance despite the impossibility for a hand to do that.
Samus and C. Falcon stood up next.
"YAY!… BUT I THOGHT THAT THE CAPTAIN WAS A SICK PERVERTED FREAK THAT THINKS TOO MUCH OF HIMSELF AND HATES WOMEN!… CAUSE IM A CRAZY MORON!" Crazy Hand yelled and shook some random audience members hand crushing it and causing an ambulance to fly through the wall even though we are thousands of feet in the air… either way this ambulance ended up crushing who they were going for so they left.
"HAHA!" Samus yelled and joined in the fun sending a missile right into the head of poor Y. Link.
"YOU KILLED MY SISTER!" Link yelled and jumped from the top balcony but slapped into a conveniently placed trampoline and launched into the sun.
"What the hell just happened?" Peach asked as she had been trying once again to read the great novel… "ABC's with me"
"SCREW IT… LETS GET ON WITH THE SHOW!… GIRLS GET OUT OF HERE!… NOW!… LEAVE… THAT'S IT IM MAD… GET THE FOOBAR OUT BEFORE I HAVE TO…" but crazy hand stopped once he realized that all the girls had left… even Pichu somehow…
"WHATEVER… GUYS… WHAT DOES YOUR GIRL WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!"
Bowser went first… but he was too busy crying…
"TEARS?… WELL I GUESS THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID!… NEXT IS MARIO!…"
"HOOKED ON PHONICS!" Mario yelled accidentally setting fire to the strange pile of Pokeballs next to him.
Maril suddenly popped out of one screaming and flew off into the distance.
"WHATEVER!… NEXT IS YOU SHEIK!"
"Umm… some pie?" she said and everyone laughed.
"TELL US THE STORY BEHIND THAT!" Crazy Hand yelled as all eyes were on Sheik… except Bowser who was still crying.
"Umm… Zelda likes pie…" Sheik said nervous from all the eyes.
"ZELDA LIKES PIE… THAT IS GREAT!"
Everyone howled… then stopped with the freaky werewolf fetish and got back to normal.
"WHAT ABOUT YOU CAPTAIN NASTY!"
"I'd bet she wants a power-up storage system that doesn't end up breaking about 5 minutes into her missions" C. Falcon said as everyone just looked at him as if he had said something totally perverted.
"YOU SICK FREAK… WHAT 'POWERS' DO YOU WANT HER TO HAVE!" Crazy Hand yelled as everyone threw sharp objects… of course this crowd was wimpy and ended up hitting themselves and all died… even Luigi.
"WHATEVER… LETS BRING THE GIRLS BACK!"
The 3 living girls walked back… Pichu was thrown like some kind of rag doll and slapped into Bowsers spike… mutilating the corpse beyond recognition.
"NOO!" Bowser screamed.
"WOW… IT LOOKS LIKE THAT TEAM LOSES… HAHA!"
Suddenly Bowser and Pichu's section lit on fire and was sent down to the pits of hell.
"HAHA… WHAT A SAD ENDING!… NEXT IS PEACH… WE ASKED MARIO WHAT HE THINKS YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!… WHAT DO YOU THINK HE SAID!"
"Umm… I WANT A SLAVE!" Peach yelled as no one gasped because sadly the stupid audience already died…
"NO… THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAID… HAHA!… WELL I GUESS NOW YOU HATE EACH OTHER!"
"YOU SUCK!" Peach yelled and pulled out Toad and started beating him with it.
"OW… NO… WAIT PLEASE!" But Mario had been killed… and Toad had been thrown out the window… and so in the end Peach forgot how to talk.
"Tkeh kerh kthe klerl hejq lri" Peach asked as Crazy and tried to hold his brain.
"THIS SPEECH CONFUSES ME!… WHY!" Crazy hand then slapped Peach into a toilet and flushed her to Quebec.
"HAHA!… OK WHAT ABOUT YOU ZELDA!"
"Hmm… well I WOULD like a new dress that isn't the same thing with just a different color!"
"HAHA!… SHIEK SAID PIE!… AND APPARENTLY THE STORY IS… YOU LIKE PIE!"
"Umm… OK!… DO I GET A POINT NOW?" Zelda asked as she tried to wink and blink at the same time crushing her right eye.
"OUR SPONSERS SAID THAT'S FINE!… HAVE A POINT!"
So Zelda/Sheik got a point.
"NOW WHAT ABOUT YOU SAMUS!… WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!"
"I'd probably want a power-up storage system that doesn't actually BREAK 5 minutes into the mission"
"AND YOU'RE OK WITH CAPTAIN PERVERTS WANTING THAT!… THAT'S WHAT HE SAID!… HE'S SO SICK!"
"Well just give us a point then… I'm perfectly fine…"
"WHAT!… OH JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT A POINT!… YOU SUCK!"
"Shut up…"
"WHATEVER THEN… MEN… LEAVE THE ROOM THIS INSTANT!"
All the men (1) ran into a trap where the pervert haters were… but sadly they weren't counting on him having a gun and that's the end of that.
"WHERE DOES YOU GUY LIKE DOING IT MOST!"
Zelda went first. "well… I'm pretty sure (s)he likes doing it on a trampoline!"
"YAY!… SO DO I!… BUT NO ONE EVER WANTS TO GET ON WITH ME… WHY!… WHATEVER NEXT UP IS SAMUS!"
"Umm… the bed" Samus said as Crazy Hand Gasped.
"YOU SICK FREAKS!… WHAT KIND OF NASTY FETISH IS THAT!… NO!… WHY!… SEND THE BOYS BACK!"
The BOY came back and sat next to Samus as Crazy Hand made a puking noise.
"SHEIK!… WHERE DO YOU LIKE DOING IT!"
"Umm… what does 'it' even mean…" Sheik asked.
"DOING BACK FLIPS OF COURSE!… WHAT ELSE COULD IT MEAN!"
"Oh… I see… I like doing back flips on top of cliffs!" Sheik said as another buzzer noise was heard.
"HAHA… I'M SHOCKED YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOURSELF ZELDA!… NEXT IS PERVERT BOY!"
"I like doing back flips on the bed…" C. Falcon said.
"YOU SICK FREAK!… HOW DARE YOU!… THAT'S IT IM DONE HERE!" and Crazy Hand launched a Pokeball at Samus/C. Falcon… it was a Goldeen.
"HAHA… GOLDEENS SUCK!" C. Falcon said and started jumping around it.
SUDDENLY!… THE GOLDEEN EXPLODED SENDING OUR HERO AND PERVERT GROUP OFF INTO THE DISTANCE WHERE THEY SUDDENLY VAPORIZED!"
"AND THAT MEANS THAT ZELDA WITH HERSELF WINS THE COMPETITION!"
A door opened revealing a moldy piece of bread.
"CONGRATULATIONS!… YOU EARNED THIS MOLDY PIECE OF BREAD!"
Zelda danced with Sheik… of course that means she is dancing with herself… then she tripped and slapped into the little people and in the end the entire room was blown away because Hurricane Katrina had shown up… sadly it only destroyed that room so we can still get on with the show…
YAY!…
Oh and I'm gonna do my new story soon… how soon!… as soon as one of my 3 story's I'm doing now dies!… ok so now that that's all taken care of you can be happy!
Oh and I'm gonna be doing clay-mation on Newgrounds… I'm hoping we can have (good) movies up by this year… probably around the holidays… but whatever…
Alright now what else can I say at this moment… hmm…
The clay-mating is actually going to be done by 4 of us… as will the voices and all that crap… so it better be good… we are named… TheBlebildyQuartet
Hmm…
I'm sorry this has taken so long… its just life goes by slower during school…
HAHA I HAVE 6 A's… then I have seminary which sucks… and then I have a C in English which I will make up on Monday… and all of this is TRUE so PWND!…
R&DYTH Read and Don't Yell Too Hard