SSBM GAME SHOWS!
Part of the Kazzjaff… MATCH GAME!
Disclaimer: I don't own the fact that facts cant be owned… I still pwn you though… not really… oh now my self esteem is really low!… WAA!
Reviews: these people are not legal in 13 states…
Eternal Smasher: you are very much not close to having seen everything… if you want to become closer… you must first search up Mr. Higgens on a completely not safe search and go to the fifth thing that pops up… trust me… then you will have seen a LOT more…
razzkat: dude… THAT WAS THE MOST HELPFUL THING!… thanks to you… my A got higher… now it's a F!… dude thank you SO MUCH!…
Pirate Goddess chick: you are in fact a very bad person… I pulled out a book called the 100 worst Americans… AND YOU WERE IN IT!… so what does that say about you… OH!
Druid… I think: oh dear… he didn't review… I guess those flaming pidgins I sent after him farted a little more than I expected…
Bunny freak: I need therapy?… guess what… everything I stated above this on the review section was a lie… this isn't… I have had 4 anger management classes completed (half year each)… 1 psychiatrist analyze me (one whole year of visits)… and been to juvenile hall (only for the weekend though)… and they all think I am completely normal and/or human… SO HA!… actually thanks for saying I'm funny… my mom says I'm possessed…
Uhyeahitsteamdark: thanks… but that's all I can say due to the fact that your reviews must never be answered… oh well…
Deady dead dad: YAY!… but you're a dad so I suggest you hide this sadistic side from them… YAY!
Niyanna: so… umm… yeah… look up at the Bunny freak's thing to know that stuff… and… well… no one loves me… WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LOVE ME!… IM GONNA BRING A GUN TO SCHOOL!
(sadly… after hearing about this… 15 FBI agents broke into his room and sent him to federal prison for this horrendous statement… where he was tortured for thinking about guns… but we figured we… the government… could finish this story up for him)
GOLD STARS:
You all start with 5...
You all keep 5...
DADADA… why do I get the suspicion that FBI agents are gonna get me for that statement I made
(we think he is psychic… and cool… and we will soon control him to do anything and everything we want)
Oh well… TECHNO! PSYBOT! NEWGROUDS! If you can find the relationship between these things you pwn…
"HE RAPES LITTLE CHILDREN!… ITS GANNONDORF!"
Gannondorf waived to the crowd of screaming mothers who hid their sons and daughters inside their purses immediately… sadly then the children suffocated… so the moms just ate their young and got back to it.
"HE'S SMOKED MORE SHIT THAN SCIENTOLOGISTS… MARIO!"
Mario didn't look up because he was busy with his head under the desk and the sound of a bong going… as he slowly got bigger and bigger.
"SHE'S THE NEXT PUNK HIT… PEACH!"
Peach looked up and gave her twisted smile that says 'oh I'm going to make millions and then never help people but still complain about my life and how I don't get everything my way'
"HE'S SHOVED MORE THINGS DOWN HIS MOUTH THAN PARIS HILTON… KIRBY!"
Kirby gave out his horrific screech of "HII" to everyone… they immediately screamed as blood flowed from their ears and they fell over desperately grasping for some kind of earplug.
"HE USUALLY GOES TO SLEEP AT AROUND 9:00 PM SHARP AND WAKES UP AT 6:00... POPO!"
At this everyone that hadn't had their hearing completely mutilated laughed their heads off at Popo… after all… what kind of freak goes to bed at 9:00...
"SHE MAY BE HIS SISTER BUT STILL WANTS TO MARRY HIM… NANA!"
The people who could still hear now started puking and crying and now the audience only consisted of the scientologists who were busy calling their lawyers… and punk fans… calling their armies of lawyers… and fat people who had just come up with a new idea for suing McDonalds… and Peewee Herman.
"AND I'M YOUR HOST… MASTER HAND!" Master Hand laughed as he ran on stage… then realized its physically impossible and fell over crushing what few audience members remained.
"OH SHIT… umm… I MEAN… I'M HAPPY AND LETS ALL LAUGH!"
Gannondorf laughed because he realized he could rape the dead bodies of the children, Mario laughed because he was high, Peach laughed because she thought it might improve her ratings, Kirby laughed because he had just swallowed something that was now tickling his organs that now suddenly ripped one open and he puked out blood in pain and fell over dead, Popo laughed at Kirby's suffering, Nana laughed because Popo was laughing.
"LETS BRING IN THE CONTESTANTS!…" Master Hand yelled as a wall spun around bringing out Tealfrog and Numdenu.
"HAHA… HOW DO YOU FEEL BEING HERE…" Master Hand yelled as the two looked around confused.
"I was in the middle of fantasizing about Link again!" Numdenu cried as she pouted looking sour.
"I was in the middle of my happy time torture fests!…" Tealfrog whined already missing the strange pleasure of torture.
"WHATEVER YOU FREAKS!" Master Hand laughed and shot Tealfrog's head clean off as he fell to the ground.
"HEY!… WHY THE CRUD DID YOU DO THAT?" Numdenu yelled as the dead body started getting blood all over Numdenu's new Zelda dress.
"HE GOT THAT BECAUSE HE HELPED IN THE 'SAVE KIRBY PROGRAM'!" Master Hand yelled spitting on the already rotted corpse.
"Oh well… I'm going to fantasize about Link some more…" Numdenu said as she started looking off into blank space and sighed…
"SHUTUP!…" Master Hand yelled and suddenly became serious. "We are at the quick match round… we say a word and with the help of three of our panel… you come up with what you think is the most said match word!… THE FIRST THING IS… FAT BLANK!"
Nemdenu just stared into the distance and pointed at Popo first…
"Fat… Albert!" Popo said as Nana screamed.
"WHO'S FAT ALBERT!… IS THERE SOMETHING YOU NEED TO TELL ME!… ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR!… WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!… YOU SUCK… I HOPE YOU DIE!"
After this Numdenu just sighed and pointed at Gannondorf.
"FAT… COCKS!" Gannondorf yelled as everyone looked at him creeped out… they started groaning at the pain their minds had been submitted to.
Numdenu simply sighed and pointed at Mario who giggled.
"FAT… FAT-KINS DIET!" He yelled and then took Kirby's dead body and shoved it down his bong.
"WHAT DO YOU SAY NUMDENU!" Master Hand asked.
"I… think… Link…" Numdenu said as she started giggling in her creepy sounding dreamy state.
"LETS SEE WHAT THEY ARE THEN… OPEN THE CRAP!"
The third most answered one opened to reveal… Fat Cocks
"EWW!… WE HAVE A SICK DEMENTED AUDIENCE!… NEXT IS!"
The second most answered one opened to reveal… Fat Free
"HAHA… I LOVE LOVING LOVERS WITH LOTS OF LOVE!" Master Hand said
The first most answered one opened to reveal… Fat Link
"HEY WHAT THE… HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!" Master Hand yelled as Young Link went suspiciously walking by whistling and suspiciously took a bag of rupees from Numdenu and suspiciously tripped and impaled himself on one of the rupees very suspiciously… but as Numdenu screamed she fell asleep.
"WHATEVER… GUESS THIS ONE… MY BLANK!"
Numdenu was asleep so they drew straws… they landed on Nana… Gannondorf… and Mario.
"My Ass you aren't having an affair you son of a bitch Popo!… I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!" Nana screamed before Popo pulled out a hammer and crunched her face in… killing her instantly.
"My little baby slave!" Gannondorf said with a grin that seriously reached his eyes… thus causing his face to be ripped up and he fell over bloody and dead.
"MY… AHH!… LITTLE GREEN PEOPLE!… THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!… GET IT AWAY… NOO!…" and with this he stabbed himself with his bong and died… a very trippy death.
"HAHA… WHAT DO YOU PICK!…" Master Hand asked as he tried to rub chin hairs that were never there.
Numdenu was drooling on her desk as she moaned.
"Link… LINK… LIINNK!"
"Master Hand looked around in confusion… then the things started"
The third most answered one opened to reveal… My Mama
"PWND… IT'S A MY MOMA JOKE!" Master Hand started laughing and rolled on the floor… thus ending world hunger.
The second most answered one opened to reveal… My Little baby slave
"WHAT THE… EWW!" Master Hand clutched the side of what he thought was his head and was actually a little innocent baby and screamed… thus the baby died.
The first most answered one opened to reveal… My Link… LINK… LIINNK!
"OK… I AM SERIOUSLY GETTING SUSPICIOUS… WHAT THE CRUD!"
And with this Link went walking by suspiciously… then he stole Numdenu suspiciously… then he stabbed her suspiciously muttering something about not being a purple diapered fat girl with 57 nipples and then left… suspiciously.
"EITHER WAY… NOW I GET THE MONEY!" Master Hand yelled as Peach suddenly stood up in anger.
"HEY… I'M A PUNK!… I SHOULD BE USED!" she yelled bordering on tears.
"No… no you see… Punk music now can only be heard on commercials and in extremely sold out movies!"
"OH!… I'M OFF TO THE THEATRE!" Peach yelled but fell on herself crushing her skull into taffy… then Popo had a heart attack… then everyone died… including Link who died on the highway killing all poor people that ever lived…
"HAHA… I AM FAMOUS YET AGAIN!" Master Hand screamed as the screen faded out.
YAY!
Well now that poor people have all died… along with two really good authors… I guess its finally time for the KASH!
And I know A LOT of people who I would want to put in here… but I wont… the only reason I put those two in this is so I could get back at them for putting me in their stories… even though I requested it…
And I am not sorry if I offended anyone… at all…
And if you know about newgrounds yet… check out FOAMY!… if you want my specific favorite one of Foamy's things… check out "Foamy: Sitcom Silliness"… its his rant about crappy sitcoms and then suddenly he rants about yo mama jokes… and he makes some extremely creepy comments… just watch out on language… this guy likes to swear…
In current events I have my report card that no one cares about…
First period: World Civ… A+
Second period: Seminary… N/A
Third period: Comp. Programming 2... A+
Fourth period: Geometry… A
Fifth period: Cons. Health… B+
Sixth period: English 10... B-
Seventh period: Humanities… A+
Eighth period: Biology… A
A+ Means I have extra credit in it...
I have Math homework to do now though… so goodbye… no one loves you…