SSBM GAME SHOWS!
Part Foorbar… $6.00 Pyramid!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything… I do have a book being published though (if you believed that… you are either way too gullible… or like me way too much)
Reviews: these people are not legal in 48 states now…
Eternal Smasher: Umm… English 10 stands for English for tenth graders… its normal… but next year I will take a Creative Writing thingy… then it will be sad… ALL HAIL KAZZJAFF… and seriously I want you to tell everyone you know about the Kazzjaff…
razzkat: HEY!… DON'T DO THAT CRAP AROUND HERE!… I'VE HAD ENOUGH CRAP STUCK IN MY EYE ALREADY!… and thanks for watching Foamy… your lord and master… and for some cool links… (idiot) YOU'RE SO SMART!
Pirate Goddess chick: YAY!… SPREAD THE WORD OF THE FOAMY!… YAY!…
Bunny freak: actually… I'm offended by bunnies… so I naturally snapped… (and actually it was a fake snap…) I don't get offended by people who like me… unless they know my middle name…
Niyanna: Umm… I'm scary… I scar little children whenever they look at me… BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!… the point is orange juice is not supposed to be used as an anti-bacterial injection…
RoyalFanatic: Um… why?… I updated yo mama… OHH!… ok whatever…
The Yoshi Killing Yoshi: Umm… only because you asked… but now I will only barely mention he's yours… maybe… OH FINE!… but only if you promise to add Bob the Builder in whatever you do next…
GOLD STARS:
You all start with 5...
You all keep 5...
Well… At school yesterday… I tricked a friend of mine who was sluffing… into thinking I was in jail… I seriously got his entire family thinking I had been arrested during school… then I walked into his house later and asked him to hide me… he figured out by then we were tricking him… it was hilarious though…
And why do I get the feeling I've been arrested by the FBI and am now only doing what they want me to do
(Oh dear!)
Oh well… REEL BIG FISH! (I decided to go back to advertising the best band ever again)
And Peppy Ankylosaurus is not my creation… it is the creation of some freaky Yoshi killing yoshi… look up my reviews if you care enough to know who…
"YAY!… CHEER!… HAHA!… WOOT!… GO TO BED!… BLEH!… YAY AGAIN!" Crazy Hand cheered as the audience just cried… awaiting their inevitable doom.
Yoshi and Ness walked on stage… tomatoes were thrown… but missed horribly and the audience only hit itself… suffocating in the red-orange fluid… thus the prophecy was made true…
"YAY!… THESE TWO ARE THE CONTESTANTS!… AND NOW FOR THE… CELEBRITY… PEOPLE…"
Peppy Ankylosaurus ran on stage… along with Mewtwo…
"IT'S THE FREAKY ANKYLOSAURUS THAT NOBODY LOVES!… AND THEN IT'S THE FREAKY FLOATING CAT THAT NOBODY LOVES!"
Everyone on stage took a bow… then fell over.
"OH… AND THIS IS THE SIX DOLLAR PYRAMID!"
No one clapped because they were all dead… or sleeping inside of a toilet…
"OKAY!… UM!… PEPPY ANIKLEZIASTIC… JOIN WITH YOSHI!"
"YAY!" they both screamed in terrifying high pitched voices popping (and I mean literally popping) the ears of whatever was left that had a brain that was listening…
"AND… THE PSYCHIC PEOPLE… YOU CAN BE ON A TEAM TOO!"
The two looked at each other silently… but here is what went on in their brains…
Ness: DUDE!… IM ON YOUR TEAM… AND YOU LIKE BOB THE BUILDER TOO?
Mewtwo: HECK YEA MAN!… BOB THE BUILDER PWNS!
Ness: YAY!… OF COURSE IT ALSO RULES TO PRETEND YOU NEVER TALK WHEN YOU REALLY ARE!
Mewtwo: YEA I KNOW!… YAY!
Ness: YAY!
"OKAY… SIT DOWN AT A DESK AND PLAY THE GAME… YOU WILL TRY AND GET THE PERSON TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT WITHOUT USING A WORD INSIDE OF THE PHRASE… USING ONLY VERBAL CLUES!… GO!"
Yoshi and Peppy Albatross went first… Peppy was giving the clues to, Ugly.
"NESS!" Peppy screamed.
"UGLY!" Yoshi screamed at almost the same time… making people think bad thoughts… about bugs bunny…
"DING!" Crazy Hand screamed.
Next was Fat…
"MCDONALDS!" Peppy screamed.
"ATKINS OBSESSION!" Yoshi screamed.
"NO!" Peppy screamed.
By now all the screaming had caused Crazy Hand to fall over and start twitching.
"FAT!" Yoshi screamed causing Crazy Hand to twitch some more.
"DING!" Crazy Hand screamed.
Ness: This screaming is hurting my brain!
Mewtwo: I Know!
Ness: YAY!
Mewtwo: YAY!
The next word was Purple…
"DEAD BABIES!" Peppy screamed.
"I'M HUNGRY!" Yoshi cried as the thought of dead babies made him drool. Suddenly he looked at Peppy in a new light… he was hungry… and Peppy was food.
Peppy was also looking at Yoshi… wanting something to eat. Dead babies had driven him over the edge.
They both launched their tongues out at each other… the tongues wrapped around each other causing them to get stuck… then they ripped each others tongues out leaving a creepy red drippy mess in-between them.
"AWAWAWAWA!" Yoshi cried.
"AWAWAWAWA!" Peppy cried.
Sadly no one knows what that means… so no one came to their rescue… and they died in a pool of blood.
"YAY!… I'M GLAD THOSE TWO FREAKS WILL NEVER GET THE CHANCE TO SCREAM AROUND ME ANYMORE!"
So Ness and Mewtwo… reading Crazy Hand's mind before he could say it… walked/floated up to the desk by some cheap cardboard pyramid.
"OKAY… CLIMB THE PYRAMID MAKING A DOLLAR PER WORD YOU GET… AND IF YOU DO GOOD!… THEN YOU CAN EACH HAVE SIX DOLLARS!… YOU ONLY HAVE A MINUTE!" (which is in their world… enough to get half a gallon of gas.. Yes I am talking about a minute…)
"GO!" Crazy Hand screamed… causing himself to twitch.
Mewtwo: Things The President would say…
"THINGS THE PRESIDENT WOULD SAY!" Ness screamed.
Mewtwo: Gay SSBM Characters
"GAY SSBM CHARACTERS" Ness screamed again… Crazy Hand was going bloated from this.
Mewtwo: Stupid FanFiction authors… Like joebthegreat…
Ness: Ooh I know…
"STUPID FANFICTION AUTHORS!" Ness screamed.
Basically they cheated to get to the top on time… lets cut out what They psychically said so I don't take any more abuse…
"HIPPIE BANDS!" Ness yelled.
"THINGS YOU WOULD EXPECT AN ILLIGAL IMMIGRANT TO SAY!" Ness yelled again in less than 3 seconds.
"YO MAMA JOKES!" Ness yelled quickly after and he and Mewtwo jumped up and started dancing.
"HOW GREAT!… BUT THE FACT IS… NONE OF THOSE WERE ON THE CARDS!"
Ness: WHAT?
Mewtwo: Um… Hehe… I'm Illiterate…
Ness: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
With that… Ness pulled out a baseball bat and beat the life out of Mewtwo… then had a seizure and died.
"HAHA!… COME BACK NEXT TIME FOR MORE…" Crazy Hand started… but before he could finish a hole was blasted into the studio and a suicide bombing took place.
(At the news network)
"Greetings… Today a suicide bombing took place at SSBM Studios… one person was killed… the suicide bomber… everyone else was already dead… except for one man… or woman… no clue what it is… but that was only injured…"
(Back at the studio)
Crazy Hand was watching the TV that had this news on
"WAIT… HOW DID THE NEWS NETWORK KNOW THIS WHEN IT'S ONLY BEEN FOUR SECONDS!… AND WHY WAS I WATCHING TV FOUR SECONDS AFTER A BOMBING!… AND WHY DID THEY BOMB US!"
(we will never know…)
YAY!
Well I am proud to actually be updating my crap…
And now you get another look at my grades (because I am an obsessed freak with bragging…)
World Civ.: A
Seminary: N/A
Comp. Programming: A
Geometry: A
Cons. Health: B+
English 10: A
Humanities: B
Biology: A
R&SRAB… Read and Savagely Rape A Baby…
(EWW)