-1Gobstopper
Harry's insides flared as he watched Malfoy smirk. Madame Hooch ordered everyone to look away as Neville was removed from the rusty spike. It was strange, Neville was quite calm about his potentially fatal; and considerably gross wound.
"You are to stay firmly on the ground whilst I take Neville to the hospital wing." Madame Hooch said panic stricken. There was raucous laugh and applause as Neville put the broom handle through his head and it appeared on the other side.
"And get that Broom out of your head!" She screamed and took him inside.
"I wonder perhaps were I should leave this for Longbottom? Perhaps I should give it to Madame Pomfrey to slit between his ears before she heals him up. At least he'd have something to fill his ears…" Malfoy laughed at his own joke; not quite realising he was alone in the matter.
"You give that back Malfoy." Harry grabbed at the slimy gobstopper Malfoy had in his hand.
"No way, perhaps I'll will -" Malfoy clambered on to his broom and shot into the sky to the hostpital wing. Harry followed suite.
"Give it back or I'll knock you off your broom!"
"So try me…"
Harry swooped at Malfoy, taking him by surprise he slipped and fell. Harry grabbed his hand, hauled Malfoy back onto his broom.
"Why did you do that?" Malfoy said, looking stunned.
"Well…." Harry was stuck - why the hell had he…?
"So I could do it again!" He shoved Malfoy so hard again Malfoy plummeted to a grisly death, this time however, not be aided back onto his broom again By Harry. He heard a piercing shriek and landed suite. There was Malfoy, sprawled spread eagled upon the ground.
"Oops…"
There was a sound of running footsteps behind him.
"Mr Malfoy! I've never seen…"
She glared at Harry.
"I've never seen a person so TALENTED at falling!"
Malfoy seemed to dazed to speak, indeed, half of his brain (he did have one, unlike Neville) Was showing pink and slimy through his obliterated skull.
"Yeah, My mummy says I look good in her knickers too…"
And so it was; the new seeker for Slytherin team.