SSBM GAME SHOWS!
Part 15! Jeopardy!
Disclaimer: Well… I don't own anything unless otherwise stated… speaking of that… lets otherwisely state!
I DO own: Kazzjaff, Blebildy, Joeban Mythology, half of my soul, and the name JoebTheGreat!
Reviews: I suggest you review… because the government is rounding up and killing everyone that doesn't
Eternal Smasher: actually… you were a baby seven times… I have it all recorded here in my history book… and don't ask why it looks like just a hastily thrown together blank book with sharpie scribbles all over it… this thing is more legitimate than McDonalds!
razzkat: Well… if your brain exploded then I can say whatever I want to say about you and you can't understand! Your mom didn't know you were born until she had already flushed! (ooh that's gotta sting on her part)
niyanna: HAHA! You're so sad even Fox is hating on you! Or is he… Either way I got a 3.904 GPA and you can't do a thing to stop me! Oh… except for pushing that red button… NO! STOP!… DON'T PUSH IT!… (bang… now my GPA is at a 0.000)
RoyalFanatic: Huh?… You should be shot because you're royalty! And because you stole the doughnut of the Kazzjaff! GET HIM!
The Yoshi Killing Yoshi: You shouldn't feel honored… your guy just got his tongue ripped out!… Man you have a weird sense of honor…
uhyeahitsteamdark: You rape babies too?… oh wait… I don't think it's a good thing to shout something like that in public… and… WAIT!… you're the king of Sonic fiction! GET BACK TO YOUR POST OH EXALTED ONE!… because we figure that by forcing you there… you wont mess with us anymore!… or will you… (dun dun dun!)
Tealfrog26: well a 3.904 is good enough for me! (stupid humanities class brought it down from a 4.0)… and you read the boxes wrong!… it's the fav's list that had hostages!… NOW HURRY UP AND PUT THIS AS YOUR ONLY FAVORITE STORY!… or did you… I don't even know which one is the second one…
david: well too bad… you don't get any dead babies!… well… maybe the ones you have in your hands already… THOSE DON'T COUNT!… now go to Wal-Mart if you want some dead babies! I hear they're having a sell…
GOLD STARS:
You all start with 5...
You all keep 5...
Then you all lose your 5 in a tragic accident…
Oh no!… I think I just pooped all over my moms favorite dress!… oh look… yes I did… the brown marks are right there… oh dear… oh well…
REEL BIG FISH!
"HELLO! I'M SMARTER THAN CRAZY HAND!… SO I'M DOING TODAY'S GAME SHOW!… JEOPARDY!" Master Hand screamed as Jeopardy Music came on… killing everyone in sight…
Sadly no one was in sight… they were all hiding… so Jeopardy Music couldn't kill anyone…
As one boy lifted his head to see who was poking him with that sharpened stick… his head popped because he came into view… then his laughing father's head came up and that popped too… then his mother, with nothing left to live for, lifter her head up… She lived though because she's a nobody… not a somebody… so she cried and her tears healed the soul of the earth… and due to this a volcano erupted instantly and ended up killing her and ONLY her…
"HAHAHA!… THE CONTESTANTS ARE!…" Master Hand started…
Kirby walked on screen but his head popped (a.k.a. his whole self) because he came into view.
"HEY!… JEOPARDY MUSIC… STOP THAT!" Master Hand yelled… with this Jeopardy Music ran away crying…
Nana and Popo both walked on screen holding hands… connected at the… biceps?… that's… interesting… yeah… and Mario followed them on screen.
"WELCOME TO JEOPARDY! DO YOU ALL KNOW HOW TO PLAY? TOO BAD! LETS START THE GAME! THE CATIGORIES ARE!…" Master hand yelled as a screen behind him lit up showing 5 categories with 5 questions each.
"1. SMASH STATS!… 2. JUST PLAIN SEXY!… 3. COMPLETE LACK OF WOMEN!… 4. SWORDS PWN SOMETHING!… 4. WIRED!… 5. OLD SCHOOL!" Master hand yelled again and it seems he is loosing his voice to this excessive yelling… and the screen lit up with these things in place…
"NANA AND POPO… YOU ARE NOW ON TWO DIFFERENT TEAMS TO MAKE UP FOR THE LOSS OF WHATEVER THAT PINK THING WAS NAMED!…" Master hand coughed out in his raspy voice.
With this Nana and Popo glared at each other menacingly and then started hitting each other… then ripped apart and fell over in a bloody mass… dead… I hope… cause if not then that's gonna sting in the morning…
"MARIO!… YOU NEED TO SPLIT TO TAKE UP ALL THREE TEAMS!" Master Hand yelled as he suddenly got his voice back.
"O… kay… WHAT?" Mario yelled trying to figure out how this was possible…
"MARIO HAD NO CLUE WHAT TO DO! HE SUDDENLY EXPLODED INTO THREE CHUNKS OF FAT AND EACH ONE FLOATED TO A DIFFERENT POSITION!" Master Hand yelled fulfilling his long time dream of becoming a narrator.
"Why are you narrating me?" Mario asked… but suddenly Luigi's faded face came out of nowhere…
"Mario… use the force…" Luigi said as Mario looked into the distance dramatically. "HEY! Are you even paying attention!… LOOK AT ME!" Luigi screamed… but Mario just kept looking off into that distance. "Okay you know what? Screw this… screw the whole contract with Obi-Wan… SCREW IT!… I'm leaving!" And with this… Luigi's face faded away.
"HAHA!… MARIO!… YOU ARE THE WINNER!… THAT IS IF YOU CAN ANSWER THIS QUESTION CORRECTLY!… OR WHATEVER THE CRUD YOU SAY IT LIKE IN JEOPARDY… I'M NEW AT THIS!" Master Hand yelled… because you may not know he yelled it unless I constantly repeat that fact… "THE CONSOLE SSBM IS MADE FOR!"
Mario opened his mouth to blurt something out.
"NO!… YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN FIRST… AND WAIT LIKE… ONE MINUTE… SO YEAH!"
Mario sat there as we listen to nothing… Jeopardy Music ran away and I don't think he's coming back…
(After about a minute)
Mario held up his poster… it read:
XBOX 360! PWNS! PWND! PWNAGE! THE PWNANATOR! PHAT YO! IM A GANGSTER NOW!… PWND!
"AND YOU GOT IT CORRECT!… YOU WIN THIS FREE HIGH POWERED EXPLOSIVE KIT!… GOOD FOR MESSING WITH THE CHILDREN!… OR THAT PESKY DOG IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD!" Master Hand yelled suddenly sounding like a narrator again.
Before Mario could do anything in the form of a celebration, Master Hands hand…ish expression changed to that of disappointment.
"NEVER MIND!… YOU FORGOT TO SAY WHAT IS! SO YOU LOSE!… HAHAHA!" Master Hand screamed… OH… you didn't see that coming now did you?
With this Mario screamed as his section of the floor disappeared and he fell to his doom.
"AND THAT'S THE END OF WHATEVER JUST HAPPENED!…" Master Hand began.
Suddenly Nana and Popo sat up and screamed in agony.
"HEY! IT ISNT MORNING YET! GET BACK TO BED!" Master Hand yelled pulling out a chainsaw and cutting them each in half… this ended in them falling asleep.
Then the whole crowd jumped to their feet and started cheering as the screen began to fade away… the Jeopardy Music came back on.
"YA.." the crowd began… but their heads all exploded with the return of Jeopardy Music… it was a sad sight…
"OKAY… THAT WAS THE END OF WHATEVER JUST HAPPENED!… GOOD… SOMETHING!"
And with this the screen faded away.
Then and explosion was heard as Mario's prize fell onto the stage… thus killing everyone in… Mexico?… I think that's where they told me they're doing this…
YAY!
Sorry if this wasn't as funny to you… I've been losing my touch due to my fake caring about the world for my teachers…
Oh but I still liked this so oh well…
NEWS:
Nobody cares about me?… oh well…
CLAYMATION:
That might start… maybe… we hope… but don't just go off and plan on it…
GOOD STORIES:
don't you know how to find your own good stories?… just look on my favorites list… some of them seem like they will never be updated though… so don't be surprised if you see one that is only one chapter long and hasn't gotten funny… I'm STILL waiting on those… and EVERYTHING in the fan fiction section is good… especially if its humor you want… because I am the ONLY humorous guy there so far…
NEWGROUNDS:
Look up -knox- if you want to… cause he has TONS of claymation… and they all RULE!…
Or look up Foamy… it seems his new stuff has had Germaine… yeah… I want more rants by Foamy! But it is still really good… SO SHUT UP YOU HATERS!… GO BURN IN HELL AND HATE ON THAT!
The front page has some stuff right now… and whatever… look up attack of the black mages… because the first and fifth one of that PWN!
R&LLL Read and Love Loopy Language… LIKE SHEGHASTIAN! (that is my FAVORITE language!)