SSBM GAME SHOWS!
Part 16! Lingo!
Disclaimer: I don't own these game shows or SSBM or fan fiction or a brain… but I keep on trying…
Reviews: I feel sad when you don't review… that will be all…
GOLD STARS:
You all start with 5...
You can all keep 10 percent…
Ok then… I've had the worst Christmas vacation you could ever dream of… every minute of it sucked, with few exceptions… I always hate this time of year… cant wait until summer comes and I can stay up all night and do nothing but fan fiction… until then… censor the next hour of typing
REEL BIG FISH! (the only reason I'm not in a mental hospital right now for having raped a baby… seriously… they walked up to me and possessed me… and told me not to… cause I was like… doing it… and stuff… and they were like… "stop it"… and stuff…)
"HAHA! WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF SPORTS! I'M MASTER HAND! AND YOU ARE A MERE SLAVE TO MY POWERS!" Master Hand screamed as he blasted in through the roof screaming.
The audience tried to applaud until they realized that their hands had been ripped off and sent to the ugly people's relief fund.
"NO!OOOO!O!OOOO!OOOO!OOO!O!OOOO!" They screamed.
"HAHA!… THAT'S RIGHT! UGLY PEOPLE DON'T HAVE FEELINGS! BUT IT'S FUN TO PRETEND! SO LETS ALL GET TOGETHER AND DO… STUFF!" Master hand screamed again.
With this Mr. G&W and Yoshi came through the door/hole/bum bum that was in the wall and went to their podium… thing… Pichu and Jigglypuff came in after them and went to the other podium… thing…
"WHATEVER WE DO NEXT!… DO IT!" Master Hand yelled as the crowd cheered… but was then crushed as a giant blue ball with the letter 'Z' on it came and killed them all.
"HAHA! THIS PROVES MY DREAMS TRUE!" Master Hand screamed and started slitting his wrist… somehow…
The blood from Master Hand's now slit…ed… wrists spewed all over the room and ended up drowning a little child…
"HAHA!" Master Hand screamed again. "Okay then! Enough of that! WHAT'S THE FIRST WORD TEAM #1?)
"Bleep" Mr. G&W said.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi said.
"WELL YOU'RE BOTH WRONG! WHAT ABOUT YOU TEAM #2?" Master Hand screamed… cause he felt like screaming… the world had caused him pain… he was sad… then he wasn't…. oh now he's sad again… nope not anymore… ok now he's sad… sheesh talk about bipolar!
"PICHU!" Pichu yelled.
"JIGGY!" Jigglypuff yelled after Pichu, not beforehand…
"YOU GUYS ARE WRONG TOO! I GUESS THAT TAKES US TO THE HAPPY ROUND!" Master Hand screamed… "OH! AND THE WORD WAS 'QUITE' JUST SO YOU KNOW!"
With this the Spanish Inquisition broke through the wall and arrested some guy in the audience named 'C. Falcon'… apparently… he was too ugly and needed God's power to fix his face…
"WOW! THAT'S PROOF THAT WATCHING TOO MUCH MTV CAN HAVE HARMFUL EFFECTS!" some guy in the audience screamed…
"THAT WAS MY LINE!" Master Hand cowered… then screamed and ate the man in the audience… then ate the audience like popcorn flavored ice cream…
With this The Used ran in and cut there wrists while screaming as the ghosts of the audience did a mosh pit… then all got tired and died… again…
The sweat that this mosh pit made caused such a stench… that Mr. G&W got a stuffy nose… this caused his nose to become 3-D… this then caused him to explode in a dimensional warp of space and time… this only killed Mr. G&W though…
"HAHA! YOSHI… YOUR TEAM LOSES! YOU HAVE TO GO HOME NOW!"
With this Yoshi looked down in sorrow… then used his tongue like a hook-shot and launched himself out of the room… had he known this was just one room floating at about 1257458 stories above ground he might have reconsidered this type of an exit… he melted in the atmosphere as he fell to earth…
"HAHA! OK TEAM 2! YOU GUYS HAVE TWO MINUTES TO GUESS THE FIVE LETTERS TO THIS NEXT WORD! IF YOU GET IT RIGHT… YOU GET TO LIVE!" Master Hand yelled as Pichu and Jigglypuff looked at each other with a mix of love/shock/anger/hate/eww/lust/joy/ugly
"STOP LOOKING THAT WAY… YOU'VE ALREADY WASTED HALF OF THE FIRST MINUTE!" Master Hand bawled.
With determination in his eye… Pichu made the first guess…
"PI!" Pichu said.
"UMM… PEE ISN'T A LETTER YOU PIECE OF SHIZAM!" Master Hand yelled, proud of his ability to edit swear words…
"JIG!" Jigglypuff yelled.
"UMM… JIG ISN'T A LETTER EITHER YOU NOOB!" Master Hand yelled, proud of his ability to make people feel bad about themselves…
"CHU!" Pichu yelled.
"CHOO ISNT A LETTER! DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW ENGLISH!" Master Hand screamed… both of the pokemon immediately shook their heads in disagreement/sexual innuendo
"WELL! IN THAT CASE… YOU LOSE!" Master Hand screamed and poked Pichu in the neck… snapping it clean off… his head was still attached though… only his neck was missing…
Then Master Hand tried to kick Jigglypuff but missed horribly (because he has no legs) and therefore flew out of the room.
"WOW! IF I COULDN'T FLY! I'D BE DEAD RIGHT NOW!" Master Hand screamed…
With this the ghosts of the ghosts of the audience killed Pichu and Jigglypuff for walking all over their graveyard… then founded a casino… then got rich… Master Hand then sued these ghostly ghosts and got all of their money… this caused the curse of Kazzjaff to be released… the ghostly ghosts then died…
"WOW! THAT ALL TOOK PLACE IN ABOUT 12 SECONDS!" Master Hand yelled in amazement before suddenly falling over and breaking his hip… ok fine it wasn't really his… he was 'borrowing' it from some old guy… but what's the difference?
"OW! OK THEN! THANKS FOR WATCHING! COME BACK NEXT TIME TO WATCH ME GET SAVAGELY BEATEN BY A NATIVE AMERICAN TRIBE AFTER I FRY THEIR CHIEF FOR DINNER!" Master Hand said in pain as he tried to get this story past the thousand word mark.
"I DID IT!" Master Hand cried as a crowd of supportive people came and congratulated him… but misspelled glide somehow and were then murdered by Master Hand because this was still a game of Lingo…
"I WIN!" Master Hand said…
Then I decided to stop ranting…
YAY!
It's been close to a whole month since I last updated anything… so you should be happy I finally came back and did it!
don't blame school for my absence though… school was the easy part… blame family and friends for forcing me to have a life over the past month… I know I know… it's terrible…
GRADES:
I got a 4.0 this term… how's that for grades!
UGLY METER:
I've become quite the ugly person this term… I killed twenty people just by looking at them!
R&R! Read and Rape… or Read and Roast… or Read and Review… or Rest and Relaxation…