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by Evil Lady of Darkness

this is a series of poems about the characters a kind of parody about what we make them out to be in our deluded worlds. there is one for all the characters i just have ron and hermione in the character slots because they're the first two

1. Ron

Hi all! Took a break off of ROTM for lack of ideas and decided to add on another poem…I decided to write onefor all the characters so they will randomly appear, I'm kind of bad at updating so sorry to all ROTM readers!(coming up next will be Hermione!)

Ronald Weasley

Ronald Weasley is my name

Being a stupid bungling pig is my game

In stories I am not faithful to friends

And the eating never really ends

People make me heartless and cruel

And occasionally when I sleep I drool

They make my role so hard to play

I am not an overbearing brother

(Overbearing is the job of my mother)

I beat McGonagall's chess set

When I was but eleven

Yet in fan fiction stories my brain capacity makes me seem seven

I'm not related to Harry Potter

And I do not have a little daughter

These are things I am sure young authors will learn in time

Until then I guess my reputation will be held to the same esteem as slime…