A/N I finally got around to writing this one. Next one up Harry!
Hermione is clever, smart and witty
(Yes those are all the same)
She is not some stupid dame
In conversations she does not resort to cussing someone out
She can out think anyone without a doubt
Boyish is not something I think she would be
She'd rather read a book than climb a tree
We have reduced her to quite the whore
Who sees all her old friends as quite the bore?
In some stories she realizes an obscure relation
To some evil doer
And immediately puts her old friends on a skewer
She is a changed person completely
And makes out with Malfoy weekly
The Hermione we know and love is dead
And in her place is a newly made-over head
She is oblivious to piggy Ron's hints of love
And does not see the view from his place
Yet disregards his feelings while flaunting studly boyfriends in his face
Skateboards replace books
While all of a sudden she has new dark looks
Soon in time we all will learn not to mess
With the bookworm whose natural high is stress?
Hopefully soon she will be smart and cast a genius spell
But until then goodnight and farewell