A/N Finally! The Harry Potter poem is here :) Sorry bout the long wait.
Harry Potter
The Boy-Who Lived
What's it to them who I am?
They have their own version of me in their head
Apparently I take lots of girls to my bed
Occasionally I'm quite the man whore
I'm with a girl until she becomes a bore
Then I meet my 'one twu wuv'
And become as peaceful and un-hostile as a dove
Abstinence doesn't apply to me
Because I have to make the wizarding world free
If I get together with Ginny
Ron becomes a sniveling ninny
If perhaps it's 'mione' I care for
Ron hates us both down to the core
Whatever I do with my love life
It causes Ron great strife
Another road they like to take
Is the one of angst and my friends being fake
I push everyone away and they agree
And in the end I have to pay the final fee
I'm not some tragic hero wallowing in my despair
I'm Harry Potter, with my mom's green eyes and dad's messy hair
Sure I'm special and sexy as well
Just stop replacing me with someone stupid as all hell