It was a completely normal day for Albus Dumbledore, head of Hogwarts School. It was the school holidays, and since he had nothing to do he decided to pay the Muggle World a visit. He was thinking of giving Harry a surprise visit at the Dursleys, but decided against it.
He then had a brilliant idea. He remembered hearing about a muggle candy shop, which sold all sorts of candy from different corners of the world. He decided to try it out, so with a flick of his wand, he was changed into muggle clothes. He changed one of his Lemon Drops into a portkey, which would transport him to Candy World, the candy shop, which he heard about.
He touched his Lemon Drop and appeared right in front of Candy World, which appeared to be a kosher candy shop. "Is this shop Candy world?" Dumbledore asked a man who was wearing a black hat and long coat. "Yes," the man said. He stared at Dumbledore curiously then exclaimed," I never thought I'd live to see a man with a longer beard then Rabbi Glick!"
Dumbledore looked puzzled. He sure knew everything, but he hadn't heard the word Rabbi or Glick.
The man explained it all to him, seeing his puzzlement. He introduced himself as Rabbi Mordechai Cowan. The Rabbi had a funny feeling that now Dumbledore knew what Jews was, he would think that all Jewish men were addressed as Rabbi, so he told him that not all Jews are called Rabbis, just in case.
The two men together walked into the candy shop. The Rabbi pointed out which candy came from which country, and even pointed out his favourite sweet he loved during his childhood which was chocolate.
Soon Albus Dumbledore walked out with the Rabbi holding a bunch of Kliks (A/N A kind of Kosher bar, if you know what I mean, I love those by the way.) and all different kinds of sweets, like Bissili. He chooses the onion flavoured one of course.
He soon came to the Rabbi's house, to meet his family. He made friends with Rabbi Cowan's son Moishy, who resembled a lot of Harry Potter.
At exactly one o'clock, when young Moishy was showing Dumbledore his room, the doorbell rang. At any Jewish family, the doorbell ringing caused an uproar at the Cowans house, as all the children were having a race to see who would get to the door first.
And lo and behold, the arrival at the door was L. O. R. D. V.O. L.D.E.M.O.R.T Behind were members of the Bais Din of London. Albus Dumbledore was surprised and confused to see them with Lord Voldemort. A/N Bais Din is a Jewish court. There are only three judges, which are Rabbi's.
Rabbi Gordon, one of the Rabbis, explained it all. He said to a very confused Albus Dumbedore that they saw him murder a man and also that he confessed to the crimes he committed and they were making him apologise to every wizarding family in England. "We found out today he was a Jew, so when also doing teshuvah he must apologise to everyone for all the murders he did." After Voldemort did teshuvah, he went to Israel to learn in a Yeshivah. Now he is a famous Rabbi and world known guest speaker and kabbalist.
And, what happened to Dumbledore? When he came back to Hogwarts and changed his password to Bissili, and you know what? No one ever guessed it.
The End