Snake woke up the next morning to find EVA already dressed.
Then Snake mumbled to himself, "Damn I missed the show."
Snake put on his equipment and got ready to leave.
"Damn my knife has a blood smudge on it."
Snake vigorously rubbed the spot with a towel.
"Snake I have made a decision," EVA said confidently, "I'm going to defect. The world can't handle another weapon of mass destruction Snake; I've got to stop this now. So, how would you recommend we destroy the metal gear?"
"Well," Snake started, "We could…"
"Blah blah blah blah C4 blah blah blow it up blah,"is what EVA heard.
"C4. Got it I can get some from the armory tomorrow. Later, I got to go to my post so everything looks normal."
Snake opened the window and fell to the ground which was about 5 feet. Snake looked around. 3 guard towers, 6 sentries not including the 3 in each tower.
Snake took a stun grenade from his shoulder belt and pulled the pin and chucked in to the center of the courtyard. Every single guard looked at the grenade. Idiots.
BLAM! All of the guards were knocked out instantly.
"Easy as pie," thought Snake. Snake continued through the base. He found a guard. Snake snuck up behind him and grabbed around the neck and pressed the blade to his throat. He slit his throat and blood spilled on to the ground in mass amounts. Snake picked up the body and stuffed it in an air duct and said, "That'll stink up the place in a few days."