Casa De Hedgehog
Author's Note: At the end of the last chapter it was Black Doom not Devil Doom that picked up Metal Sonic's head. Sorry for the mistake.
A week has passed since the events at Eggman's Fortress…
Sonic rolls out of bed and Amy of course rolls out of the other side. Sonic looks over at her.
"Jesus it only took 10 beers for me to sleep with her. Damn Shadow and his drinking games he's gonna pay." Thought Sonic with a grimace.
Sonic gets up and tiptoes out. Although he lives in the same house with her. He can avoid seeing her for at least another few hours. Sonic walks down stairs. At the table sits a hung over Shadow.
"There you are you shit!" rages Sonic.
"Dude, I can't believe you slept with Amy." Laughs Shadow.
"You slept with a sheep once!"
"Yea but I've also nailed Maria time and time again and you gotta give it to me she was HOT!"
"I'll give you that."
"And I'll give you that." Shadow replies as he points behind Sonic.
Sonic turns around to see Amy in typical after sex clothes…one long t-shirt.
"I hate you, Shadow." Sonic grits through his teeth.
"SONIC!" yells Amy. As she runs to give a reluctant Sonic a hug. "Last night was great! I knew someday you'd give in and hook up with me."
"Well Amy you see about last night I was-"
"Holy shit was last night FUCKED UP!" Knuckles bursts in shouting thus interrupting Sonic. "Rouge and I almost got to 1st base we were so drunk!"
Rouge follows him in.
"Yea the dumb bastard thought he was getting tongue until I punched him in the throat." Chuckles Rouge.
"When are we gonna stop dancing around each other, sweetheart?"
"You call me sweetheart again I will tear off your sack and play baseball with it."
"I like it feisty"
"Weird bastard, Echidna."
"Hey guys where's MFC and Tails?" asks Sonic as he pushes Amy off him.
"I sent them out for breakfast." Shadow replies.
"Where?"
"Denny's."
"Why?"
"MFC, said he likes his food to be made by the most angry and racist people so I sent him there."
"Why not to McDonalds?"
"He didn't ask for a place sponsored by a child molester and fatasses."
"Oh."
MFC and Tails walk back in and when I say walk I mean Tails was kicked through the door. MFC is fuming as he walks in.
"Oh shit what happened?" Knuckles asks fearful.
"We didn't get to eat!" MFC growls.
"Why?"
"Because Tails thought the people were too offensive. They called him a spook fox because he was eating all the sugar packets and he started crying like a woman and we had to leave."
"They also threatened me with death and said that they'll transport my nigger ass to Mexico so the beaners could eat me!" Tails cried.
"That was ME!" MFC shouts back.
"SONIC AND I FUCKED!" Amy yells trying to break up the tension.
"So?" MFC asks with annoyance. "He only did because he was so damn shitfaced. Hell last night he referred to you as Sally before you guys hopped in the sac."
"Oh god MFC no." Sonic pleads.
"SALLY THAT SLUT EX OF YOURS!" Amy shouts.
"I was drunk."
"THAT'S WHY YOU SLEPT WITH ME BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS SALLY? I HATE YOU SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!"
Amy leaves crying.
"MFC, what the FUCK was the point of that?" Sonic says glaring at him.
"I didn't get to eat so I'm taking my anger out on everyone."
"MFC, how about you tell Sonic about how you nailed Amy? And inform Knuckles about what happened between you and Rouge?" Shadow chimes in.
"WHAT!" Sonic and Knuckles yell at the same time.
"Banana hammock!" MFC replies as he bolts out of the door. Sonic and Knuckles chase after him. Tails goes up to his room crying. Thus leaving Rouge and Shadow.
"So what do you think?" Shadow asks.
"Well lets see MFC fucked Amy and I, Amy fucked Sonic, Sonic was thinking of his ex. Now we're alone I guess we should probably screw for a bit." Rouge suggests.
"So pretty much all the same events as yesterday?"
"Without Tails being involved."
The Ark….
Eggman enters a huge room. He looks up and sees Perfect Chaos.
"Finally, I've got Perfect Chaos under MY control!" Eggman booms. "Not Super Sonic or Super Shadow will be able to stop you! You're even more powerful than you were before! 3 days and you will be unleashed upon the world."