AN: I AM A FAILURE! I promised you the next fic soon and I took even longer... Forgive me... Bows to the reviewing people okay! Well without further a due here it is! DUM DUM DUM DUUUM! :AN END
Disclaimer: NOOO! WHY WHY! DON'T I OWN NARUTO? WHY?
"Beautiful! Simply beautiful!" Naruto exclaimed preparing the food and decorations for the party. Sakura merely sat on the couch watching Naruto with a dull expression.
"You said you were going to spend time with me..." Sakura said disappointed yet hiding a smile. "And anyway! How can you call this a party... If... If... Him you and me are the only ones going to be here!" Sakura screeched.
"Oh calm down!" Naruto replied finishing the final decorations. Sakura retorted. "I wanted to invite MY friends! But no... Only Mr. sexy Sasuke and dumb Sakura! How can you call this a party! Its more like a date... With humor!" Sakura shouted back."I said calm down! What if he comes in with you screaming?" Naruto urged.
"No way... I am not letting all these snacks and decorations that are made for like what? Forty people go to waste!" Sakura exclaimed rushing over to the portable phone, grabbing it and running off. "Give it back!" Naruto shouted running after Sakura, who had already began dialing.
"Hiy... Ino!..." Sakura panted into the phone while running from Naruto. "Get... all... our friends.. come to Narutos... throwing party..." Sakura finished. Immediately after turning off the phone she was tackled.
"SAKURA!" Naruto shouted eyes filled with flames. "H-how... could you... your friends... specially Ino... They are all going to hit on Sasuke!"
"Oh please! I will just smack her if she does anything..." Sakura replied freeing herself from Narutos grasp. "Plus I am sure Sasuke wants to meet some people you know..." Sakura said while dusting herself off.
"Your friends are not people they are ravaging lunatics!" Naruto shouted walking around his house stressed. "Perhaps a broom..." He began to mutter.
"Everything is going to be fine... I think..." Sakura reassured.
Naruto sat on his couch and stared blankly at the three glasses of wine which were meant for him, Sasuke and Sakura."Oh we will need more drinks!" Sakura exclaimed running into the kitchen preparing punch. "You got every kind of food imaginable did you know that Naru?" Sakura said using Narutos nickname.
Naruto didn't answer, he was thinking how he would hide Sasuke from Ino... And everyone else. Then he was disturbed by a doorbell ring. "I'll get i-" Sakura was cut off by Naruto. "You will not touch that door..." Naruto stood up and walked towards the door and opened it. To find a smiling Sasuke in a leather jacket, dark blue shirt and dark-green cargo pants.
Sasuke was also holding a buchea(SP?) of flowers. "Hey..." Sasuke greeted in his casual dreamy voice. "These are fo-" Sasuke didn't get to finish. "For Sakura! How sweet!" Naruto took the buchea of flowers and handed it to Sakura. "From Sasuke!" Naruto said.
Sakura noticed the pink note in the flowers saying 'To: Naruto From: Sasuke'. "Thanks?" She said looking at Sasuke smiling a bit. "Your welcome..." Sasuke replied kinda frustrated but nonetheless smiling. "Your so considerate Sasuke!" Naruto added smiling at Sasuke, who merely smiled back.
So Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto chatted and got to know each other for about fifteen minutes...
But the happy moment was interrupted by screams, knocks and the doorbell being rung at least fifty times. Naruto stared at the door frozen. "Who's... That?" Asked Sasuke turning to Naruto, who didnt bother to answer. "My friends of course!" Exclaimed Sakura happily who seemed to skip to the door. Naruto just stared frozen as a statue as Sakura turned the handle. After Sakura opened the door by a creak at least twenty-girls burst out of the door screaming towards Naruto.
Naruto trembled in fear as the twenty-girls surrounded him and began to hug and clomp him screaming 'Naruto! Its been so long!' or 'Naruto! Your so cute!'. Sasuke stared at the scene from the couch slowly inching away.
"They always love to see Naruto..." Said Ino who was now standing next to Sakura. "Yeah..." Sakura replied who was apparently in a state of regret. "And who is that?" Asked Ino who was staring directly at Sasuke. "Umm... That is Narutos-" But Sakura did not get a chance to finish for Ino was already sitting next to Sasuke.
"Hey there..." Purred Ino at Sasuke. Naruto was still being smothered by the horde of girls. Sasuke turned slowly to Ino and spoke. "Hiy... Your not going to kill me or something... Are you?" Sasuke questioned looking at Ino cautiously. "Oh no!" Ino giggled a bit. "I am not like them..." Ino answered looking at the girls crushing Naruto. Ino opened her mouth and was about to speak but was stopped.
Suddenly the pile of girls on Naruto went flying in all different directions. Revealing Naruto who was staring at Ino in a fiery glare. "Get away... FROM HIM!" Naruto screamed leaping at Ino and tackling her off the couch. Ino screeched back and squirmed.
Sakura merely sat next to Sasuke and yawned. "Quite use to this actually... Something like this happens every time..." Sakura said bored. Sasuke stared at the screeching pair. "S-shouldn't... We, do something!" Sasuke questioned staring at the battle. Ino and Naruto were attempting to get on top of each other and choke eachother. Eventually they were at a position when they both had there hands around each others necks screaming.
"What if they... K-kill eachother!" Sasuke asked. "Oh don't worry. The worst that has every happened was when Ino knocked Naruto unconscious... You see Ino always wins, eventually..." Sakura soothed smiling.
Sakura was right. The next minute Ino had Naruto in a headlock. "HA! I WIN!" Ino screamed. "I don't go to those wrestling lessons for nothing you know!" Ino exclaimed. "Okay fine... Would you let me go NOW?" Naruto shouted. "What do you say?" Ino pestered. "Fine... Please let me go!" Naruto asked again. "Since you asked so nicely." Ino replied releasing Naruto and dusting off her hands.
Naruto pouted and sat next to Sasuke with a sour expression. "Its... Okay..." Sasuke comforted even though he had no clue why he was.
Well eventually everyone realized that Naruto was together with Sasuke. And the girl team tortured Naruto for another ten-minutes. Then eventually after all the punch and food was consumed everyone left except for Naruto,Sasuke and Sakura.
"Well... That was interesting..." Sasuke said while cleaning the coffee table. "Oh please! You probably think I am a total freak! Having all those crazy people over, being beaten by a girl, then being beat by her four times straight in cards!" Naruto complained. "No. Actually I think its kinda cool you have all those friends... And I guess you can practice the card thing with me..." Sasuke comforted. "... Those freaks... Are not my friends... And I HATE cards..." Naruto replied.
Saskura ran into the living room. "Okay! Everything in the kitchen is clean!" She exclaimed happily. "Yeah everything here is clean too..." Sasuke added putting the sponge away. "Okay well... I am going home!" Sakura exclaimed getting all her cloths and rushing to the door. She turned to Naruto. "Okay bye! You boys have fun!" She winked at Naruto and raced out the door.
Naruto turned to Sasuke. "Wanna play cards?" Naruto asked happily taking a deck of cards out of nowhere. Sasuke smiled back. "Sure.."
AN: Well there ya go! I will have the next one a lot faster! Because I have a angsty chapter planned out! MUHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA! Also be warned the next chapter will be set one month in the future! Anyway keep checking back for updates! BY! :AN END