Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ, and I pretend GT dosen't exist, because it wasn't even written by Akira Toryiama. I don't own New York City either. That would just be stupid.

This story is actually a collectuion of mini-fics. Each one includes humor, character bashing, and a different plot line.

Story One: Winter Love

Vegeta looked deep into Goku's warm, ebony eyes. "I will always Love you, no matter what happens, Vegeta.." Goku purred. They stood in the middle of times square. It was Christmas eve, and everything was calm, and quite as the clean white snow pilled up around them.

Vegeta laughed softly and leaned forward to met his lover's lips. Fortunatley, Times Square, No matter what time or day it happens to be is always filled with people of all sorts, including...

"OH MY GOD, VEGETA AND GOKU ARE GAY?" A girl in a black coat screamed. A news reporter popped out of a nearby trash can and began doing what News people do best, terrorizing the masses.

"I'm Reporter Camille here with the beaking story!" She announced into a mike attached to a large pair of speakers.

Goku and Vegeta didn't wait around for the rest of the 'breaking news' From Camille. They flew off, an angry mob following them. Gokua and Vegeta landed in a alley waty just as the mob roared past.

A few band memebers happened to be on there way home after there first gig in The City. One of the band memebers was carring a Guitar slung over her back. She happened to notice Goku and Vegeta in the alley way, and being a hardcore DBZ fan, she decided to cheack it out.

"Vegeta!" She squealed running into the alleyway. "I've wanted to met you for, well practically my whole life and I was wondering if you would sign..." She trailed off when she realized Vegeta wasn't standing close to Goku, he mas making OUT with Goku.

Inexplainable rage filled the Fangirl at the sight of her Hero making out with another male. "ERAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed, running into the alley with her Guitar held over her head like a club. She began swinging wildly and knocked out both Goku and Vegeta.

"FROM NOW ON, I'M A FREEZA FAN GIRL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" She cackled and ran off shotting ki blasts at anthing she saw. "ALL HAIL LORD FREEZA!" She screamed destroying the city.

Goku and Vegeta woke up two hours later under ten feet of rubble, and an annonucment that the planet was now rulled by Freeza, and that they had been reasigned to protect planet Namek.

And that is why, little children, you must never write Yaio. :P

THE END

(Don't ask, I was feeling random today.) R&R the next story will be better, and longer.