Disclaimer: If I had two rubber bands, and I ate three, how many would I have? I Don'town Dragon Ball Z. Akira Toriyama does, go bother him if you want REAL DBZ this is just a fan-made fic.

Woah, I didn't realize this would gain ANY popularity. Just as I promised, another short story. Sorry I didn't write for so long. I can'twrite good humor when I'm depressed or destracted, and I have been both for the past two weeks. Okay, first off, REVIEWS LOL

Review replies:

Grand Wolf: First to review as always. I HATE when people bring Vegeta so out of character you don't think he's really himself anymore. And there is only one, diabolicly evil Camille. I can't tell you WHO she is but she pops up alot and freqeuntly as a on-going joke. (Oh and BTW, I posted on your fourm . )

AelitaAngels: Yes. When I write, I try to imagine myself as the character so that I can get a better idea of what I'm supposed to be writting about. When I imagined myself as the Fangirl, (which isn't hard, because I am one, ) I could only think of having one of my insane flip out attacks. (I get mad easily)

Obsessed With Goku: If you ACTUALLY READ THE CHAPTER you would understand that I'm not WRITTING YAOI I'm MAKING FUN OF YAOI STORIES. Duh.

J.S: I feel your pain. You should get an account on fanfiction. Yes, everyone loves a good anti-Yaoi fic between all the fluffy-yaoi CRAP.

thewriterofstuff: Yes... I'm updating damn it! STOP BUGGING ME NOW! LOL

wraithgirl: Thanks! I'm anti-Yaoi, always have, always will be.

.: Chilly:.

Goku was sitting in his back yard. "Just two more hours..." He though glancing at his watch for the time. Vegeta was supposed to met him for a bit of sparring at around two o'clock, but unfortunatley for goku, It was only twelve.

Suddenly, out of the sky hurled a space pod landing smack in the middle of Goku's back yard. "EARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH" Goku screamed jumping up and flying in the direction of Vegeta's house. "VEGETA VEGETA!" Goku screamed "Aliens landed in my backyard!"

Vegeta stepped outside holding a TV remote in one hand and looking very irritated. "Kakarot, you are a MORON!" Vegeta shouted angrily.

"But Vegeta, I'm afraid of Aliens!" Goku yelled. "YOU ARE ONE IDIOT" Vegeta screamed.

"Please come look at the ship!" Goku pleaed

"No"

"Please!"

"No"

"PLEASSSSSSEE"

"ALRIGHT Vegeta snapped, "I'll come with you."

Goku and Vegeta landed in Goku's backyard. Just as they touched down, the door of the ship slowly swung open and a small kitty in saiyan clothing jumped out.

"AWWWW" Goku cooed. "What a cute kitty."

"SILENCE SAIYAN SCUM" The kitty yelled. "I AM CHILLY, BROTHER OF FREIZA, LORD OF THE UNIVERSE!"

"You've got to be kidding." Vegeta said. He reached down and lifted Chilly up off the ground. "Cooler was stupid, but this, THIS is unbelivable."

Chilly scratched wildly at the air. "PUT ME DOWN YOU MONKEY BUTT!" Vegeta dropped Chilly on the ground.

"OfffF" Chilly hit the ground with a thud. "You will pay for this!" He screamed at Vegeta's retreating back.

"I'll let Kakarot handle you." Vegeta said as he flew off through the air.

Chilly turned and faced Goku. "I WILL-" Chilly growled pointing at Goku.

"CUTE CUTE CUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEE" Goku screamed and cuddled Chilly. He put a leash on Chilly. He pet Chillly on the head.

"Why do I even bother..." Chilly wondered as he was cuddled by Goku.

Okay, This is really just an excuse to bring in my new OC Chilly. You'll be seeing him again soon. (In Chilly Part 2)