Disclaimer: If I have offended anyone with these warped fic-bashing fics so far then... TO BAD! I'm gonna keep doing that so screw all of you! (Accept the reviewers, ALL HAIL THE REVIEWERS!) I don't own DBZ blah blah blah.

Due to Chilly's exploding popularity, I decided to let him help answer your reviews! So here's CHHHHHIIILLLLYYY!

Chilly: Make that LORD OF THE UNIVERSE!

Review time! By Chilly and (ME!)

amytherat: TO...GASP...MUCH...GASP...CUDDLING...GASP (0.o Chilly appreciates the support... I think...)

The General of Darkness: points to Roux EGAD MORE MONKEY SCUM SAIYANS! (Ummmmmmm...HA, don't worry, Chilly didn't know ummm...mean that. CHILLY SHUT UP!) NEVER! I AM LORD OF THE- (SHUT UP!)

Grand Wolf: (Yes, That is what I wanted to portray... IT HAS BEEN DONE FAR TOO MANY TIMES!) I LORD OF THE--- (Shut Up or I'll hurt you... I SWEAR I WILL!)

thewriterofstuff: (You are a moron... A sick perverted Moron. AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!) Please ignore that review response. It has to do withan event that occurred elsewhere, and really has nothing to do with the story or the reviews! FEEL MY WRATH, THE RATH OF THE COLD FAMILY!

wraithgirl: (huh? You lost me... I don't get it.) BOW DOWN PUNNY HUMANS AND SAIYANS!

Chapter Three: Chilly: Part Two

"Suffocating...can't... breathe!" Chilly gasped as Goku's hug/choke hold reduced the air intake to his little alien kitty lungs. " Aww so cute!" Goku cooed. "How could something as cute as you be so evil?" He asked while cuddling Chilly even more.

"Let... go...I'll... Show...PANT... you...You..have...defeated...me...GASP...In...HUHHHHH...Battle...I'll...show...you...PANT... my...true...nature...GASP!" Goku placed Chilly onto the ground. Chilly lay, panting for a few seconds, and then straightened himself out.

"My true evil... Lies not with the destroying and selling of planets... But the leaching of there economies." Chilly began, pulling himself up to his full height (which wasn't really high.) "I take over planets by... SELLING IPODS!"

Goku stared at Chilly. "iPods? You mean those things that play music and videos?" Chilly nodded. "I create the ipods using alien technology for little cost to me, and sell them at almost 200 more at what I paid to make each one! And the best part is, I come out with a new version of the exact same device, and they STILL pay more for it, just because it has more 'space' and once the inhabitants of the entire planet fall for the plot and no money is left on the planet, I buy the planet out from under them, WITH THERE OWN MONEY! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!" Chilly cackled.

Goku thought for a moment. "But you don't sound evil, you just sound corporate, which is completely legal on earth. Chilly stopped his evil laugh. "So here I'm not Evil?" He asked. "Not really..." Goku said with a shrug.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You have ruined me Son GOKU! I cannot go on!" Chilly screamed. He ran back into his space ship and slammed the door with a "whump!" The space ship quickly took of and exited earth's atmosphere within seconds.

"Wow, he was the easiest family member to defeat yet." Goku thought. "Awwww, I wish I asked him for at least an iPod shuffle before he left."

Goku looked up at the sun. It was about time to head over to the Brief's house for a training session in the gravity room with Vegeta.

When Goku arrived, Vegeta was awaiting him at the front door. "Okay, I'm here Vegeta!" Goku said cheerfully. Vegeta ignored Goku bobbing his head up and down slightly. Goku noticed some thing white in Vegeta's ear….

"VEGETA, YOU HAVE AN IPOD? NO FAIR!"

THE END

Yes it WAS short...Chilly will return, not today, but maybe someday, once he dreams up a new diabolical plot