Ch,3: 1 day and 3 hours later

"Hiei, you have to eat." Kurama said for the fifth time already folding his arms across his chest.

"But if I take my eyes off that bunk bed I know it will bring in reinforcements! I KNOW!" Hiei screamed out.

Kurama lets out a small sigh.

"Hiei! That bed will not bring reinforcements. It does not have any reinforcements. It's just a normal ever day bunk bed." He said through gritted teeth really starting to get sick of Hiei's behavior. He thought it'd end soon after Hiei had a good night sleep. How wrong he was.

Hiei turns around and quickly pulling out his sword puts it to Kurama's throat, an insane/suspicious look on his face. (A.N. Ever read the combic book "Z?" ? Well his face looks like Johnny's when he's thinking about something.)

"YOU'RE WORKING WITH THE BED AREN'T YOU! YOU'RE ON HIS SIDE!"

"NO, NO, NO!" I'M NOT I SWEAR! I'm on your side Hiei!" Kurama screamed trying to pull back away from the sword ,but Hiei being the faster always kept it to his throat.

"PROVE IT!" Hiei screamed in his face growling.

Kurama gets away from Hiei somehow and starts kicking the bed.

"I HATE YOU MR.BED!" He yelled out kicking it even harder hoping Hiei would believe it, he really wasn't in league…with the bunk bed. "SEE! SEE!" Kurama asked him hopefully, he really also didn't want his head chopped off.

"………THE BED TOLD YOU TO DO THAT!" Hiei screamed out bringing his sword up dangerously.

"No! Seriously Hiei, I'm not on the bed's side. How could I ever betray you!" He asked fearfully shaking.

Hiei starts to think about it for a few minutes which is a really long few minutes sense after falling out of the window and the sugar, he's completely snapped. After the few minutes he has a completely dazed look on his face.

"I don't know….,but I will be watching you Kurama!" He growled glaring at him again.

Kurama nodded quickly.

"Now come on, you must eat Hiei."

"NEVER! NEVER WILL I LEAVE THE BED ALONE!"

Kurama let out a small sigh.

"Well, will you let me at least order a pizza? Will you eat it if I let you eat in my room so you don't have to leave the bed alone?"

"………………..okay."

Kurama smiles.

"Good." Kurama than runs down the stairs and as quickly as he can dials pizza hut's phone number. "Hello, I'd like to order a pepperoni pizza, 1 large one please.

"KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAA!" (A.N. Kurama)

Kurama hurries up and gives them his phone number and address, hangs up the phone, and runs up the stairs.

"WHAT'S WRONG HIEI!"

"I saw the bed move…."

Kurama anime falls. Twitching he gets to his feet and walks over to Hiei.

"Hiei, that bed cannot move! It's not even fully put together!" He screamed trying to get Hiei to start to think logically.

"Yeah it made us have to sleep on the fold out bed couch thing downstairs! I TOLD YOU IT WAS EVIL!"

Kurama sighs again slowly taking a deep breath and letting it out.

"Hiei….have you been eating sugar again?"

Hiei hides a really, really big bag of sugar behind his back.

"No of course not." He said shifting his eyes from side to side.

"Are you sure Hiei?" Kurama asked him in a bit of a concern in his voice.

Hiei nods.

"Alright…."

The door bell rings and Kurama gets up and goes downstairs to get it.

"How much is it?" Kurama asked pulling his wallet out of his back pocket.

The pizza guy looks down at his paper and smirks at Kurama.

"150." He says looking around the inside of Kurama's house.

"A dollar and 50 cents?" Kurama asked a bit shocked raising an eyebrow.

The pizza guy started laughing uncontrollably.

"Yeah right. No it's 1 hundred and 50 dollars."

Kurama's eyes widen in shock.

"WHAT!"

"Pay up or bit shot." The pizza guy said as though it was the most common thing ever and Kurama should be used to it.

"…What happened to just taking the pizza back?" Kurama asked frowning.

"To lazy."

Sighing Kurama rolled his eyes and started getting the bills out of his pocket.

"KKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPP!"

"What the hell was that!" The pizza guy asked in shock hearing Hiei scream out again.

"…You brought this onto yourself." Kurama said waiting for Hiei to run down the stairs.

Nothing.

"KURAMA! HELP!"

Kurama looked around nervously, pulls out his rose whip and kills the pizza guy than slams the door shut quickly after grabbing the pizza from him.

"I'M COMING HIEI!" He yelled up putting his wallet back into his pant's pocket and ran upstairs with the pizza in hand. He throws open the door to his room to see Hiei tangled up in the sheets and blankets of the bed. "HIEI! WHAT DID YOU DO!" He asked shocked.

"KURAMA HELP! IT'S TRYING TO EAT ME!" He screamed out near tears.

Kurama quickly runs over and untangles Hiei from the sheets and blankets.

"Hiei, how did you do that!" He asked trying to calm Hiei down.

Hiei pulls away from Kurama, runs, and hides behind Kurama.

"I was making fun of it…."

(Flash back to about 3 minutes ago )

Hiei watches Kurama leave the room and quickly turns back to the half finished bunk bed.

"Hahahahaha, I'm getting pizza and you're not. Why mr.bed? Cause you're to stupid you can't eat a pizza! SO HA!" He points at the bed and kicks it laughing more. "At least I'm smart enough to eat the pizza."

The bed sheets and blankets rise up into the air and attack Hiei.

"KKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPP!"

(End Flash Back)

"Hiei….are you sure that's what happened?" Kurama asked frowning at him.

Hiei nods still refusing to move from behind Kurama.

Kurama sighs shaking his head and turns around to look at Hiei.

"Eat your Pizza Hiei."

"…I can't…" Hiei said frowning.

"Why not?" Kurama asked starting to get a bit ticked.

"I need something to drink…" He answered sounding like an innocent little kid that made Kurama want to just jump him there and have his way with him, but with good self control that he'd learned in Makai didn't.

"Okay….you go get something to drink, I'll watch the bed." Kurama said calmly.

Hiei glares at him and walks over to Kurama getting into his face.

"AND LET YOU AND THE BED WORK OUT A PLAN! I THINK NOT!" he screamed out starting to really make Kurama twitch.

"Hiei…if the bed and me were working together, why did I get you free from the blankets?" He asked casually hoping Hiei would see the reasoning in his words.

"….to gain my trust!" He yelled out almost causing Kurama to fall over again in annoyance.

"Hiei! Get your ass downstairs and get yourself something to drink or I'll let the bed eat you!"

Hiei's eyes widened and he ran down the stairs at his top speed.

"Well….at least it worked…"

"Must stay awake, must stay awake, must stay awake." Hiei repeated trying to think of what to drink. "I KNOW"! He screamed out after a few minutes. He ran over to the sugar jar and than grabbed a glass. He than grabbed the Pepsi and coke bottles and mixes them bother together while adding the sugar. "Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar." He started chanting laughing evilly and ran back up the stairs. "Back!" He announced loudly a huge smile on his face. He sat down and grabbed a slice of pizza.

"Hiei…are you….okay?" Kurama asked inching back a bit at the look on Hiei's face.

"OF COURSE!" He answered happily and gulped his drink down all at once. He thank starts talking really fast. "Of course I'm okay Kurama, why wouldn't I be okay? Why is the bed ready to attack! If it is I'll kill it! I'll protect my fox. Hey wait, maybe I should get some more pop first. Yeah ,pop, that might help. Pop or sugar or something. I don't know, what do you think Kurama? I think I should urn the bed down, but you probably won't let me, will you? Mean ole fox. I hate it when you don't answer me. Why won't you answer me Kurama? Kurama?

Kurama blinks barely understanding a word that Hiei had just said.

"Eh….umm…..yes?" He said nervously hoping Hiei hadn't just asked to kill Kuwabara or destroy the human world.

"OKAY! YEAH!" Hiei shoots off back down the stairs at top speed to get more pop with sugar in it.

Kurama blinks at the smoke trail left behind and sweat drops.

"I have a very bad feeling about this…."

"SSSUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!"

The sweat drop on the back of Kurama's head got bigger.

"Uh-oh….I think…I'm in trouble…."

TBC

Sorry about that huge wait. I've been busy lately and some other stuff. Eh, gomen really! Okay…

Thank yous:

GodsSentAngel: Lol I think everyone would agree to the hide from Hiei. …To tell you the truth. I don't really think Kurama's completely there in this fanfic either. Him and Hiei are about equal in the insane department just at different times. …yeah…being human does suck…hmm….:walks off to go see if I can find a way to become non-human:

Rin: O.O Please don't die! I'm glad you're enjoying yourself and that eh, well, it's funny, but don't die! I don't need any lawsuits!

Kiharu-sama: Lol! Actually yeah, the names in the movies are sometimes a bit weird, but that's due to the fact, there's no B in the Japanese alphabet and B is pronounced like a H in Japanese…or I'm pretty sure that's how it works! Anyway, I don't think Hiei has ever been that insane…as for why he hasn't killed Kuwabara yet, it's not here yet actually. Lol. He does go after Kuwabara ,but it's not until later on…in a much later chapter…that was actually never put on yet, not even before hand! So yes, stick around and you'll see Hiei attack Kuwabara! Lol.

Sakura Blossom-Cilla-85: …History? Nani…..I'm lost…

LoversPastForgotten: Lol glad you like, something I like, your name…it reminds me of someone. :Grins: Thanks for reviewing.

Toboe333: Lol! I can't wait to see that one! It should be funny as makai!

Nyoko: Lol. Updated, glad you enjoy it and think it's funny.

Emory The Plutonian: I'm going to keep going. I have 12 chapters to reformat actually…and than I have more to write after that. Lol. So it's gonna be a bit before the end of this story happens. :snickers: Glad you laughed a lot though :Smirks: The fun is just starting.

Crimson Fire Angel: Thanks, thanks, and I love this pairing to. It's one of my favorites!

Hiei'slover-Hiei is mine-Arwen: Lol. No doubt, but he's also in my group….yes just my group from school which is full of nothing but insane anime freaks and gamers….which is actually really funny because we lack out on sleep, food, …work….everything…to write fanfics, write original stories, draw, read manga, watch anime, and play games…and role play….heheheh what a great life.

I'll update as soon as I can. Thanks for waiting everyone! Ja ne until than, have a good day!